FTA-TV King Elvis' Married At First Sight Thread

[Bet on Blue]

Ah Jessie, if only you never took that open door deuce...

 

[Bet on Blue]

Way to downplay actual domestic abuse you cretin.

Caught the last couple of episodes, Anthony and Andrew the two main villains, Jessie seems pretty clueless maybe he's just hoping against hope, that Slovakian actor thing he did was agonizing, don't reckon Cheryl is in it for the right reasons either though, in saying that the way Andrew has handled it has been pretty pathetic the guy is 38 and still can't take responsibility for himself lol

Absolute trash T.V but it's kept me entertained the last couple episodes I saw.

Technically he's correct but I get what you mean.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

It's called gaslighting.

 

[Belnakor]

social cues. maybe he just really really wants it to work so he has a wife/partner. I reckon if he walked into the bedroom and say michelle juggling usain bolt and majek daw in each hand he'd shrug his shoulders and eat something.

the pause before speaking maybe because he doesnt know what to say and just wants to be included. i.e. hey everyone...pause (oh shit say something funny)....hawhaw.

I think constant eating is clever editing for one, but on the other hand at dinner if no ones talking to you, what do you do? eat/drink.

When he went to a commitment ceremony and said the relationship was on its way up was cringe worthy. There is just too many times where he hasn't read Michelle at all. I see recently he decided to try and smoke her out (being affectionate) which was about time, so maybe not utterly clueless.

He speaks slowly even when they are just by themselves. Same with eating. He seems to just be constantly eating. Editing maybe but why?

 

[Feerits Elf]

"OK, now everybody say 'bananas!' ... ok, now everybody do your 'war face'..."

 

[peternorth]

 

[Feerits Elf]

Same with eating. He seems to just be constantly eating. Editing maybe but why?

To fill an emotional hole deep deep within his psyche

 

[edgie]

Ah Jessie, if only you never took that open door deuce...

He probably started laughing about doing a poo then asked if she could wipe his bum.

Actually poos are pretty funny.

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[edgie]

"OK, now everybody say 'bananas!' ... ok, now everybody do your 'war face'..."

Do have to wonder about this. The longer the show goes the more this selection of the group together becomes stranger.

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[JamisonRun40]

OMG this thread is hilarious, I have had to stifle my laughing. Last night's episode was so good. Jesse's eating is a nervous thing. His mother should of taught him at a young age how to use his knife and fork properly, I cannot stand people who cannot use a knife and fork properly.

I worked with a guy who ate all the time especially when there were social events. Its not uncommon for people to still live with their parents pass the age of whatever. A lady I work with her sons are young adults and they still live at home, albeit one is studying.

It wouldn't surprise me if the twins went to the producers and said, "We know this bloke, he is an great guy and he is single, can he be on the show?" The twins are awful and yes Michelle is stringing Jesse along, plus I don't think Nick and Sharon will last, he will get tired of her ways and the Jonesy friendship.

Also did anyone notice at the commitment ceremony, Susan's flower hairpiece kept changing colour, it was red then it went to blue, very strange.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Andy: "I like to avoid conflict."

Pro tip: Don't enlist in a military land force that regularly deploys personnel to armed conflicts.

 

[Kadog]

What a load of shit that dinner was. Anthony would be brown faced right now with how far he is up Andrew's arse

I wanna punch Anthony in the face every time he's says "Jonesy!!"

 

[Feerits Elf]

Also did anyone notice at the commitment ceremony, Susan's flower hairpiece kept changing colour, it was red then it went to blue, very strange.

Maybe it changes colour when she's on heat

Like a Hypercolor t-shirt

Or a baboon's arse

 

[Kadog]

Andy: "I like to avoid conflict."

Pro tip: Don't enlist in a military land force that regularly deploys personnel to armed conflicts.

Bit harsh. He meant social conflict.

 

[Belnakor]

Andy: "I like to avoid conflict."

Pro tip: Don't enlist in a military land force that regularly deploys personnel to armed conflicts.

unfortunately he isn't allowed to kill people who offend him. Unfortunately for us that is.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Bit harsh. He meant social conflict.

Oh come on

 

[Bet on Blue]

Only one reason Chezza is still with Jonesy on the show - to deny Anthony the satisfaction of being right.

"You've got to get it right - you're gonna look like a ****ing idiot if you don't."

 

[Bet on Blue]

Did anyone else notice when Andy said 'I made boom-boom' and Vanessa had to go change him?

 

[edgie]

Andy: "I like to avoid conflict."

Pro tip: Don't enlist in a military land force that regularly deploys personnel to armed conflicts.

I think that Andy may feel more uncomfortable in certain settings than in a warzone. There are people like that.

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[edgie]

Living with parents at a mature age isn't the issue with Jessie. It's how he lives with them.

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[peternorth]

OMG this thread is hilarious, I have had to stifle my laughing. Last night's episode was so good. Jesse's eating is a nervous thing. His mother should of taught him at a young age how to use his knife and fork properly, I cannot stand people who cannot use a knife and fork properly.

I worked with a guy who ate all the time especially when there were social events. Its not uncommon for people to still live with their parents pass the age of whatever. A lady I work with her sons are young adults and they still live at home, albeit one is studying.

It wouldn't surprise me if the twins went to the producers and said, "We know this bloke, he is an great guy and he is single, can he be on the show?" The twins are awful and yes Michelle is stringing Jesse along, plus I don't think Nick and Sharon will last, he will get tired of her ways and the Jonesy friendship.

Also did anyone notice at the commitment ceremony, Susan's flower hairpiece kept changing colour, it was red then it went to blue, very strange.

how does jesse use fork and knife? i havent picked up on it

but now you mentioned it...i have a mate who lived quite the sheltered life, hardly went out, awkward in social interactions with opposite sex people, never swore (isnt a bad thing tho), lived at home till 37, bought first car maybe at 30 but mum still paid for petrol. working as a highly paid person too may i add. he uses fork and knife in opposite hands upon application

 

[Bet on Blue]

how does jesse use fork and knife? i havent picked up on it

but now you mentioned it...i have a mate who lived quite the sheltered life, hardly went out, awkward in social interactions with opposite sex people, never swore (isnt a bad thing tho), lived at home till 37, bought first car maybe at 30 but mum still paid for petrol. working as a highly paid person too may i add. he uses fork and knife in opposite hands upon application

Dunno about the knife and fork but he loads a spoon up to bulging and shovels it in his gob.

 

[Belnakor]

Did anyone else notice when Andy said 'I made boom-boom' and Vanessa had to go change him?

no ?

 

[Belnakor]

I think that Andy may feel more uncomfortable in certain settings than in a warzone. There are people like that.

I"m surprised Andy isn't covered in tatts. Though i've noticed he seems to wear alot of long sleeves.

 

[Arden]

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