FTA-TV King Elvis' Married At First Sight Thread

[footyfan1978]

After seeing this episode in full now.
Nasser deserves Sarah and Sarah deserves Nasser.
Telv deserves John's daughter.
Pat needs to not go out with a girl that has traits like his mother.
Pat needs to loosen up and maybe just have a good old fashioned root.
Carly certainly up for it so maybe look there because she will get nothing from Kiwi dude.
Dean and botox woman deserve each other.

 

[HBF]

Patrick needs to lay off the soy and tell his mum to back off

I agree.
She's far too opinionated and Patrick needs to tell her to back off.
Little wonder the bloke is still single with a mother like that.

 

[Cruyff14]

Missed it last night. Can someone give me cliffs?

Anyone?

 

[BEaston]

Not sure if it was discussed, but surely Troy deliberately didn't tell Ashley about the gluten thing just to see the shitstorm that followed? Had a killer smirk on his face the whole time.

 

[Strange Cat]

Not sure if it was discussed, but surely Troy deliberately didn't tell Ashley about the gluten thing just to see the shitstorm that followed? Had a killer smirk on his face the whole time.

If so she deserves it for the way she has treated him

 

[mr bagcroft]

Yep. Troy didn’t get his acting talent from his Mum that’s for sure. I’m positive there was a big cue card behind the camera, with 3 people gesticulating Now! Now! So transparent.

 

[Royces Hart]

You don't forget that your own mother is coeliac, while remembering exactly how your new wife's mother looked on your wedding day.

 

[Sterge]

You don't forget that your own mother is coeliac, while remembering exactly how your new wife's mother looked on your wedding day.

Whilst your wife conveniently cooks 17 pasta dishes

 

[mr bagcroft]

The other acting give away. Even if he was jerking off over Ashley's mum twice a day, he would NEVER hint at an attraction in real life. Not ever. The "oh did I just say what I was thinking" is hilarious.These script writers are totally taking the piss this year.

 

[Royces Hart]

The other acting give away. Even if he was jerking off over Ashley's mum twice a day, he would NEVER hint at an attraction in real life. Not ever. The "oh did I just say what I was thinking" is hilarious.These script writers are totally taking the piss this year.

And the whole commitment ceremony schtick where Troy tries to answer Ashley's questions and the rodent expert shuts him down is totally staged.

 

[Snookers]

Jeez the Ivanhoe has come along way since I used to bounce there. Looks like a classy joint now.

 

[cynical]

dont know why telv would want to stay with someone who looks like an overweight drag queen, especially one who wants his attention all the time, its her way or the highway, time to run

nice to see troy's grandparents get dug up for the lunch

was waiting for Sarah's brothers to ask if she wants them to break a kneecap

Michelle has one huge nose, Dean has probably been there many times

John complaining about the distance, seriously an hour and a half is ideal

Pat's mum thinks its all about her

 

[Sterge]

The whole thing reminds me of an old show called the Joe Schmo show which was a reality show where everyone except one guy was an actor and the 'Joe Schmo' was taunted for weeks by the actors.

Except in MAFS every couple has one actor

Troy, Pat's mum, Dean, Davina, Nasser

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Anyone?

Nothing really happened.

Sarah and Telv had a really dumb fight. She's very needy and he just wants an hour a day to go to the gym.

Pat's mum is a rude campaigner

Carly and Justin had some cringy sex therapy.

Nasser is a rude campaigner

John and Mel had a nice lunch

Dean's bestie is a rude campaigner

 

[Royces Hart]

Nothing really happened.

Sarah and Telv had a really dumb fight. She's very needy and he just wants an hour a day to go to the gym.

Pat's mum is a rude campaigner

Carly and Justin had some cringy sex therapy.

Nasser is a rude campaigner

John and Mel had a nice lunch

Dean's bestie is a rude campaigner

And Mel's champion father asked John if his daughters are on heat.

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

just out of curiousity does King Elvis even post in this thread any more?

 

[drd23]

And Mel's champion father asked John if his daughters are on heat.

"Are they breeding yet?" I believe is the exact quote

 

[darklake]

just out of curiousity does King Elvis even post in this thread any more?

King Elvis has left the building.

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

King Elvis has left the building.

maybe we need to assign a regular poster this grand status?

I nominate Dapperjong, Gasometer, and maryjames

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

It took Sarah's true form to show a bit later than say someone like Davina, but yeah you can see why she is still single. I thought she was alright when she was wiling to get a bit dirty when living with Telv eg laying down in the dirt in the bush with the Quokka, but seems she can't handle being alone very long just so he can go to gym.

Carly and Gab are probably the nicest gals there, despite not being particularly attractive. Carly reminds me of Bucky Beaver

 

[Amazing Racer]

I will admit it.....I am starting to lose interest.

When is the 'finale'?

 

[dumb]

This must be the episode where Nasser tells everyone about Gabs wig

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Hurry up I’m bored give me MAFS

 

[mr bagcroft]

This must be the episode where Nasser tells everyone about Gabs wig

He wouldn’t dare.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

It’s time