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All this negative talk about Freo. All this media speculation on Fyfe, Ballas the club etc.
Today I did something I haven't done in a while.
I found the footy and headed down to the oval. Sure I needed to find the pump and needle and it was nearly enough to deter me from this expedition, but I found some inner drive and after what seemed an eternity in the shed (roughly 90 seconds) I was on my way.
At 38 years of age I'm over pretending there's a huge crowd and I'm going back to slot one in front of thousands of cheering fans, but I did try to replicate Shane Yarran's set shot from 50m near the boundary.
I had to cross to the other side of the ground so I could shoot with what was a pretty stiff breeze at my back (anything to cover the distance). Without a warm up I set myself up. The whole time Yarran's punt going through my head.
Knowing my limitations I won't fool anyone in pretending I struck one from outside 50m, instead using the 50m as my starting point. I ambled in, with a too cool for school approach trying to replicate Shane. With a slight deviation to the right to really sink the foot into it I let rip from 42m out.
As it went sailing into the stratosphere, I paused and reflected on the magnificence of Yarran's kick. That beautifully timed punt that started at the right goal post and then straightened as if instructed to do so. The one that sailed over the umpires head and into the crowd. The one that confirmed to all that if this kid gets it anywhere near or inside 50m we can share his confidence on a set shot. One of the best timed kicks on goal I've seen in a long time.
When my ball fell short by about 7m and slightly hooked to the left I wasn't fazed. Instead I looked at my hands, as if to suggest they didn't have enough grip. I tied up my laces and went back to fire again.
A genuine behind from the same spot was achieved on my 4th kick. Sure it was to the near side and cleared the line by inches, but at that point I knew I could get there.
On my approach from set shot 7 I felt adequately warmed up and had adjusted my run up to include a slight jog in. I was still kicking from 42m out and if anything had made my angle harder as if to say the prior kicks were beneath me.
Flushed it! You know the feeling when you just nail it and drive the ball goalwards. The only question was did it have the legs. Just clear the line by 20cm I said to myself, that's all I need. Well it pissed it in... clearing the line by a solid 40cm, which at my age and from that distance is as good as post high.
I've had my say about Yarran when he slipped up. I was vocal in everything negative about him, but I haven't gone out to kick a footy based on anyone for a long time and if I mentioned who the player was I'd be laughed at, as he was an Eagle and from a time long ago.
Thank you Shane Yarran for making an old bloke dream again.
Maybe you didn't pump up the ball hard enough. Rookie mistake.








