Let's pick over the still warm, slightly twitching dead carcass that is Norf's list

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Polec is your replacement for Clayton Oliver to the Blues!

Good luck getting the draft currency after satisfying Dodo enough to get Saad.

 

[iBeng]

Imagine fighting over the Lions, Ports and now Norfs sloppy seconds lol

 

[chelseacarlton]

Good luck getting the draft currency after satisfying Dodo enough to get Saad.

He’ll be left with the scraps, we’ll walk him to the National or Pre-season draft and he’ll put a 2 million dollar price tag on his head, similar to what we did with Jack Martin, we’ll give you guys pick 7 and next years first and steak knives, whoever that is, we have the currency and “destination club” sheen for a year or two, meh, if it works great, if not, Dodo gets **** all and you get to keep an unhappy player!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He’ll be left with the scraps, we’ll walk him to the National or Pre-season draft and he’ll put a 2 million dollar price tag on his head, similar to what we did with Jack Martin, we’ll give you guys pick 7 and next years first and steak knives, whoever that is, we have the currency and “destination club” sheen for a year or two, meh, if it works great, if not, Dodo gets fu** all and you get to keep an unhappy player!

IMO if the rumour is true hes pissed off about only coming 5th in the b&f, then he just needs to work harder next year.
But if he just wants to sook about it, then there's the door.
And if you let him walk to the PSD, Norf are desperate enough to match the offer.
Also McKay is a nice steak knife.

 

[A Cut Above]

would you take anyone from Norths list right now?

Jack Ziebull. Just to feel what its like to have a 3peat of bad captains.

 

[Laphroaig]

IMO if the rumour is true hes pissed off about only coming 5th in the b&f, then he just needs to work harder next year.
But if he just wants to sook about it, then there's the door.
And if you let him walk to the PSD, Norf are desperate enough to match the offer.
Also McKay is a nice steak knife.

McKay is not a steak knife, he is a **** ing great big carcass splitter.

It's nice to have dreams though.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

McKay is not a steak knife, he is a fu** ing great big carcass splitter.

It's nice to have dreams though.

Josh Kennedy was a steak knife too.

 

[Freomaniac]

Josh Kennedy was a steak knife too.

So was Liam Jurrah..... acutally, he was holding one lol

 

[chelseacarlton]

IMO if the rumour is true hes pissed off about only coming 5th in the b&f, then he just needs to work harder next year.
But if he just wants to sook about it, then there's the door.
And if you let him walk to the PSD, Norf are desperate enough to match the offer.
Also McKay is a nice steak knife.

Lol Harry is the entire cutlery set and more!
Word is that Oliver and Viney went toe to toe!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

So was Liam Jurrah..... acutally, he was holding one lol

You can't crack heads open with a steak knife.

Now THATS a knife!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Lol Harry is the entire cutlery set and more!
Word is that Oliver and Viney went toe to toe!

That bit I did not know.
Anyway if he wants to do better than 5th next year, he needs to pull his finger out a bit more.
But if he just wants to sulk and quit the club like a 9th placed Vesty, then you're welcome to him.

 

[chelseacarlton]

That bit I did not know.
Anyway if he wants to do better than 5th next year, he needs to pull his finger out a bit more.
But if he just wants to sulk and quit the club like a 9th placed Vesty, then you're welcome to him.

I doubt it’ll happen because two firsts won’t get the deal done and your club will go all Dodo and ask for Harry, Charlie or DeKoning and none of that will happen for another decade.
All we have as steak knives are JSOS or Matt Kennedy!
All good mate, just throwing haymakers for the lols!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I doubt it’ll happen because two firsts won’t get the deal done and your club will go all Dodo and ask for Harry, Charlie or DeKoning and none of that will happen for another decade.
All we have as steak knives are JSOS or Matt Kennedy!
All good mate, just throwing haymakers for the lols!

All good mate, just a bit of fun shitslinging.

 

[chelseacarlton]

All good mate, just a bit of fun shitslinging.

It’s all I have after our groundbreaking 13th finish!

 

[Laphroaig]

Get a room you two.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Get a room you two.

Threesome?

 

[Laphroaig]

Threesome?

What to decide, what to decide..........

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Ziebell is probably the only worthy thing left on that carcass now.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Is it too late for Jaidyn Stephenson

2

Jaidyn Stephenson

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

8.8

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.5

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.2

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.4

5star

, has he been Norfed already?

 

[Freomaniac]

You can't crack heads open with a steak knife.
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Now THATS a knife!

Imagine Liam Jurrah fully fit and Playing AFL again vs North.

Jurrah would cut a lot of dead wood at North. It would do North a favour lol

 

[iBeng]

Even we don't want Polec back. Or Walker...

 

[Hawk Dork]

Ziebell is probably the only worthy thing left on that carcass now.

What about Josh Kelly ?


oh yer he isnt there

 

[A Cut Above]

Ziebell is probably the only worthy thing left on that carcass now.

Ironic considering he's a shadow of his former self, and his former self wasn't much chop to begin with.

Joel Bowden + inner ear infection + peg leg = 2021 Jack Ziebell

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

They can keep Tyson.

 

[Mofra]

I think Ben McKay

32

Ben Mckay

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

3.7

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.7

4star

MG

77.2

1star

D

7.5

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

88.5

2star

D

7.0

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

67.8

1star

could be a project for us to turnaround.
I don't think we'd take anyone else.