Max Gawn

[Shinboner '07]

LOL

 

[Always Ballin]

 

[Bennett.]

LOL

You guys lost.
To Gold Coast.

 

[chefmeister]

I think he must’ve caught the Isaac Smiss from the multitudes of Mayblooms who were so invested in todays game.

lol, only R1. Gonna be a looooong year for the Whoreks.

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

No clean snap today for Maxxy, shat himself on the big stage today.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

He needs to do something drastic to get his mind back from this.
I propose he shaves off his beard and all his pubes.

 

[True North]

He needs to do something drastic to get his mind back from this.
I propose he shaves off his beard and all his pubes.

Conversely never shave or trim again until he kicks a match winner on the siren.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

LOL

We were 2 points off your final score at quarter time.

Looking forward to bumping this after Round 3.

 

[True North]

We were 2 points off your final score at quarter time.

Looking forward to bumping this after Round 3.

The mirth from the 5236 days and counting thread will be enough. We don't expect you to distract from that masterpiece by regurgitating this. Or am I misreading your post as some type of defiant Custer's last stand?

 

[09 Cats]

Could’ve have been worse by missing 12m out. Menzel you f**knuckle

 

[Tigernator]

Even Alf wasn't happy about maxies miss!

 

[CraigB]

NORF to offer Gawn 7 million over 5 years on Tuesday.

 

[Tigernator]

NORF to offer Gawn 7 million over 5 years on Tuesday.

He'll also turn them down.

 

[chefmeister]

He'll also turn them down.

Only because he knows he’ll need to pay his contract out of his own pocket.

 

[Benny78]

Maybe he'll learn to wipe his ass like a proper human being after that experience

As opposed to being some jungle animal that boycotts toilet paper for some odd reason. It's not like he's trying to cover his scent and sneak up on a trout from behind.

 

[Benny78]

Could’ve have been worse by missing 12m out. Menzel you f**knuckle

At least Menzel marks more than we expect.

That Murdoch clutch out on the full was about as Murdoch as it gets. The polar opposite of a Leo Barry. Need to offload him to Essendon as soon as we can.

 

[Dave Grohl]

 

[maryjames]

No clean snap today for Maxxy, shat himself on the big stage today.

In all seriousness who the **** does a shit and doesn’t wipe there arse.
The walking skid mark.

 

[Hawk Dork]

In all seriousness who the **** does a shit and doesn’t wipe there arse.
The walking skid mark.

Its all about the fibre ratio

 

[maryjames]

Its all about the fibre ratio

You gotta check. You just have too.

 

[Hawk Dork]

You gotta check. You just have too.

Spray on stain remover for when your ratio is out

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Jack Watts would have kicked it.

 

[frggr]

You gotta check. You just have too.

Not "checking" probably explains the Hawthorn jumper's origin

 

[Shinboner '07]

We were 2 points off your final score at quarter time.

Looking forward to bumping this after Round 3.

I bet you’ve been looking forward to beating us the last 15 years too right?

 

[maryjames]

Spray on stain remover for when your ratio is out

Just not right