Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[Mofra]

I’m pretty certain the guys name was Bell

Location: Tas
AFL Club: Collingwood

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[Biffinator]

Comrade Mofra - greetings.Please correct me if I am wrong but is there no room at the Inn for Gary Rohan

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Gary Rohan

Age

34

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

?

 

[Dinsdale]

there are a few that missed out, Mofra please include a #0 and a #-1 etc

 

[Mofra]

there are a few that missed out, Mofra please include a #0 and a #-1 etc

-7m (Gary Rohan's halftime metres gained stat in the prelim)

 

[hawkman]

Comrade Mofra - greetings.Please correct me if I am wrong but is there no room at the Inn for Gary Rohan?

Previously received the lifetime achievement award so ineligible

 

[Mofra]

Comrade Mofra - greetings.Please correct me if I am wrong but is there no room at the Inn for Gary Rohan?

Thsi shoudl cover it: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ttom-5-arnotts-biscuits.1227088/post-63521991

 

[hawkman]

Who are the lifetime achievement award winners now?

 

[Mofra]

Who are the lifetime achievement award winners now?

Gary Rohan, David MooKay (seriously, SA) and Levi Casboult

 

[Schulzenfest]

Gary Rohan, David MooKay (seriously, SA) and Levi Casboult

Should Lifetime Achievement awards not be reserved for retired Bottom 50 stalwarts? It just looks wrong not seeing Rohan in this year's edition.

 

[FISTO]

Should Lifetime Achievement awards not be reserved for retired Bottom 50 stalwarts? It just looks wrong not seeing Rohan in this year's edition.

Something I find interesting about Rohan is even though he was complete ass for the second half of the season/finals he would have been second at your club for goals.

hmm

 

[SaintsSeptember]

-7m (Gary Rohan's halftime metres gained stat in the prelim)

That just reminded me.
I wonder if any AFL player has ever beaten StKilda's Jackson Fergason's career total of -6 AFL Fantasy ponts. ( 2013).

 

[Mofra]

Something I find interesting about Rohan is even though he was complete ass for the second half of the season/finals he would have been second at your club for goals.

hmm

He certainly would have fit in well in the prelim

 

[Fadge]

Graham Alexander

Thanks for confirming.

For some reason I always get James and Alexander Graham confused...

 

[juice t]

David MooKay (seriously, SA)

The peak of Bottom 50 imagery

 

[A Cut Above]

Graham Alexander

You probably only know the Alexander Graham Bell the government wants you to know.



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[HairyO]

Thsi shoudl cover it: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ttom-5-arnotts-biscuits.1227088/post-63521991

Could have a special mentions: "Those who would have made the bottom 50 but already have a lifetime achievement award"... for the players who not only have a history of being terrible, but continue to be terrible.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

You probably only know the Alexander Graham Bell the government wants you to know.


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I am well aware of the cover up however I don’t think we should let too many other people know.

 

[Linda Lovelace]

I'm genuinely baffled as to how not a single WCE player rated a mention. The team collectively soiled the bedsheets this year, and they had several high-profile individual candidates who were worthy inclusions.

I can't tell if Mofra outsourced this years list to Mike Sheahan to create artificial clickbait controversy by deliberately triggering angry, low IQ nuts like myself, or if he just outsourced it to Robbo who was too drunk to remember that the Eagles are a team.

But either way, you best believe that the sheer volume and length of the deranged letters I am sending to the Herald Sun about it would make Bruce Francis blush.

 

[AlecDuncan]

I had to google-whack Bruce Francis. Wow. Talk about dead-enders. He’ll still be fighting in the jungles of Napier Street in fifty years time.

 

[Marklar_33]

[emoji1751]

Location: Tas
AFL Club: Collingwood

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You blokes are kidding, right? Little too dry for you? Lack of emojis did you in?

 

[Mofra]

You blokes are kidding, right? Little too dry for you? Lack of emojis did you in?

Nice melt

 

[Marklar_33]

Nice melt

Go fly a kite

 

[Mofra]

Go fly a kite

Check out the paid shill from Big-Kitey over here

 

[LittleG]

You blokes are kidding, right? Little too dry for you? Lack of emojis did you in?

Melt found.

Cheers. [emoji481]

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Melt found.

Cheers. [emoji481]

Its not like the old days.