Win Prizes Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2022

[masai tu]

Hitler was gay?

He didn’t like braun.

 

[Over The Post]

Hitler's favourite AFL player was Wer, a full forward. He used to jump up and salute every time Wermacht.

 

[Braklet]

Hitler's favourite AFL player was Wer, a full forward. He used to jump up and salute every time Wermacht.

Chief, we need that <groan> react...

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Hitler's favourite AFL player was Wer, a full forward. He used to jump up and salute every time Wermacht.

 

[Maddo11]

Hitler's favourite AFL player was Wer, a full forward. He used to jump up and salute every time Wermacht.

 

[Father Jack]

Hitler's favourite AFL player was Wer, a full forward. He used to jump up and salute every time Wermacht.

Wayne Schwass was Hitler's favourite player, he had his stickers everywhere

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Wayne Schwass was Hitler's favourite player, he had his stickers everywhere

Ffs these are getting worse.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Reminds me of the German guy during World War 2, who left his job as a chef to become Adolf Hitler's right hand man. It was a case of, "Out of the frying pan, and into the Fuehrer."

Póster named Reich makes Hitler joke; film at 11

Pretty sure his fave player was Clarko the angry racist eugenicist midget though

 

[Braklet]

Póster named Reich makes Hitler joke; film at 11

Pretty sure his fave player was Clarko the angry racist eugenicist midget though

 

[Madas]

Looks more like a confused apprentice chippy who has been asked to find a replacement bubble for a spirit level

Or a left handed wrench

 

[AlecDuncan]

Hitler was gay?

 

[Dinsdale]

philreich

 

[Dinsdale]

hey philreich I like your bad jokes thread much better than Mofras Bottom 50 thread

 

[Mofra]

Player #36 - Bailey J Williams (WCE)

Pictured: The Bailey Williams that Bailey Williams wishes he was

Nickname: Slangemaster

Bailey Williams is a former Frankston kid who is tall, which means he gets a go at AFL because that's how being tall works.

He is not the best ruck or forward at West Coast. He's not even the best Bailey Williams playing AFL football. To distinguish himself from the Bulldogs player, Willie Rioli

15

Willie Rioli

Age

30

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.6

3star

suggest he have a J which would work well if anyone outside of Perth or Frankston knew who he was.

In the worst season in West Coast's short history, Bailey played 17 games for 1 win (against Essendon, lulz) and 16 losses. For a 'ruck/forward' he kicked three goals for the year, one of those against the Bulldogs who also had a Bailey Williams on the team. West Coast have also played the Swans with a Josh Kennedy on each side and probably explains their drafting of a Brayshaw. As a ruckman, he has been beaten by some of the most average rucks in the competition.
He has been largely playing as an understudy to NicNat though I assume that means eating for free everywhere he goes and attracting a lot of female attention. Like a puppy. Or Hasbullah.

Bailey's statistically best game came in Round 23, when Geelong were only going through the motions to scrape by a plucky West Coast side by only 85 points. 16 hitouts and 25 disposals sounds ok until you realise his opponents were Ceglar and Blicavs who had 49 disposals and 45 hit outs between them. As Sydney found out in the Grand Final, AFL football is a sport played between two teams (and if you believe their team board, the umpires too) so if you touch the ball that's actually less important than touching it more than your opponents.

Fun fact: Other people to grow up on Frankston include Leigh 'Bruns' Matthews, Graham Kennedy and Stanley Melbourne Bruce, the 8th Prime Minister of Australia. Carl Cox moved there too (weirdly). Frankston apparently has a community TV station too, although I'm pretty sure Crimestoppers was a regular fixture down there back in the day.

Bailey, Slangemaster (I think that's a stitch-up), you're contracted until 2024 so good luck next year. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2022.

 

[Sun Ra]

Player #36 - Bailey J Williams (WCE)

Pictured: The Bailey Williams that Bailey Williams wishes he was

Nickname: Slangemaster

Bailey Williams is a former Frankston kid who is tall, which means he gets a go at AFL because that's how being tall works.

He is not the best ruck or forward at West Coast. He's not even the best Bailey Williams playing AFL football. To distinguish himself from the Bulldogs player, Willie Rioli suggest he have a J which would work well if anyone outside of Perth or Frankston knew who he was.

In the worst season in West Coast's short history, Bailey played 17 games for 1 win (against Essendon, lulz) and 16 losses. For a 'ruck/forward' he kicked three goals for the year, one of those against the Bulldogs who also had a Bailey Williams on the team. West Coast have also played the Swans with a Josh Kennedy on each side and probably explains their drafting of a Brayshaw. As a ruckman, he has been beaten by some of the most average rucks in the competition.
He has been largely playing as an understudy to NicNat though I assume that means eating for free everywhere he goes and attracting a lot of female attention. Like a puppy. Or Hasbullah.

Bailey's statistically best game came in Round 23, when Geelong were only going through the motions to scrape by a plucky West Coast side by only 85 points. 16 hitouts and 25 disposals sounds ok until you realise his opponents were Ceglar and Blicavs who had 49 disposals and 45 hit outs between them. As Sydney found out in the Grand Final, AFL football is a sport played between two teams (and if you believe their team board, the umpires too) so if you touch the ball that's actually less important than touching it more than your opponents.

Fun fact: Other people to grow up on Frankston include Leigh 'Bruns' Matthews, Graham Kennedy and Stanley Melbourne Bruce, the 8th Prime Minister of Australia. Carl Cox moved there too (weirdly). Frankston apparently has a community TV station too, although I'm pretty sure Crimestoppers was a regular fixture down there back in the day.

Bailey, Slangemaster (I think that's a stitch-up), you're contracted until 2024 so good luck next year. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2022.

Re: Fun fact - Graham Kennedy lived in Frankston - had a house on Olivers Hill but that was as an adult. He grew up in Balaclava / StKilda.

 

[Tippett2Goal]

Player #36 - Bailey J Williams (WCE)

I think I speak for all of the bay when I say...

Who???

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Geelong's Dahlhaus has retired

Worst premiership player ever.

 

[JyeDye]

Player #36 - Bailey J Williams (WCE)

Pictured: The Bailey Williams that Bailey Williams wishes he was

Nickname: Slangemaster

Bailey Williams is a former Frankston kid who is tall, which means he gets a go at AFL because that's how being tall works.

He is not the best ruck or forward at West Coast. He's not even the best Bailey Williams playing AFL football. To distinguish himself from the Bulldogs player, Willie Rioli suggest he have a J which would work well if anyone outside of Perth or Frankston knew who he was.

In the worst season in West Coast's short history, Bailey played 17 games for 1 win (against Essendon, lulz) and 16 losses. For a 'ruck/forward' he kicked three goals for the year, one of those against the Bulldogs who also had a Bailey Williams on the team. West Coast have also played the Swans with a Josh Kennedy on each side and probably explains their drafting of a Brayshaw. As a ruckman, he has been beaten by some of the most average rucks in the competition.
He has been largely playing as an understudy to NicNat though I assume that means eating for free everywhere he goes and attracting a lot of female attention. Like a puppy. Or Hasbullah.

Bailey's statistically best game came in Round 23, when Geelong were only going through the motions to scrape by a plucky West Coast side by only 85 points. 16 hitouts and 25 disposals sounds ok until you realise his opponents were Ceglar and Blicavs who had 49 disposals and 45 hit outs between them. As Sydney found out in the Grand Final, AFL football is a sport played between two teams (and if you believe their team board, the umpires too) so if you touch the ball that's actually less important than touching it more than your opponents.

Fun fact: Other people to grow up on Frankston include Leigh 'Bruns' Matthews, Graham Kennedy and Stanley Melbourne Bruce, the 8th Prime Minister of Australia. Carl Cox moved there too (weirdly). Frankston apparently has a community TV station too, although I'm pretty sure Crimestoppers was a regular fixture down there back in the day.

Bailey, Slangemaster (I think that's a stitch-up), you're contracted until 2024 so good luck next year. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2022.

This is probably the most anyone on the internet has ever spoken about this bloke.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Player #36 - Bailey J Williams (WCE)

 

[John Smith92]

Geelong's Dahlhaus has retired

Worst premiership player ever.

Zaine Cordy is a premiership centre half forward thank you very much.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Zaine Cordy is a premiership centre half forward thank you very much.

I cannot for the life of me remember a premiership team with so many spuds as Bulldogs 2016. Even JJ is the undisputed worst Norm Smith Medalist of all time.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

I cannot for the life of me remember a premiership team with so many spuds as Bulldogs 2016. Even JJ is the undisputed worst Norm Smith Medalist of all time.

See Mofra comment re: umpires for explanation.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I cannot for the life of me remember a premiership team with so many spuds as Bulldogs 2016. Even JJ is the undisputed worst Norm Smith Medalist of all time.

What's more relevant is that I cannot for the life of me remember a Carlton Premiership team.

 

[Zevon]

Geelong's Dahlhaus has retired

Worst premiership player ever.

Zaine Cordy is a premiership centre half forward thank you very much.

I cannot for the life of me remember a premiership team with so many spuds as Bulldogs 2016. Even JJ is the undisputed worst Norm Smith Medalist of all time.

Great now please for the love of god can we stop talking about the 2016 premiership??

Please I’m begging you

 

[Bald]

Great now please for the love of god can we stop talking about the 2016 premiership??

Please I’m begging you

I know right get with the times boys let's talk about the most recent premiership.