Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[All Aust]

Flogs who when they have been humiliated falsely declare the poster who defeated them to be melting are losers.

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Here have a toastie.

Looks delicious. Mind if I have it? Adding some Jalapenos for spice.

 

[boondy]

Sooz's bottom 50 worst posters list she made a few years was a real doozy !

Were they all Port fans

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No

 

[Baldur]

sounds like cope

Posts like deflection

 

[Mofra]

Player #34 - Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to Pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

 

[jannissary]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
View attachment 2466191
Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

V_23

 

[philreich]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
View attachment 2466191
Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

His has been a very Saad fall from grace!!!

 

[Pistol Night]

His has been a very Saad fall from grace!!!

He's less impactful than Mofs teenage shag bag. That's damning

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

His has been a very Saad fall from grace!!!

He already fell to #29 in 2021; now slumped even further.

Wonder if we can expect more repeat offenders.

 

[Chronz]

V_23

Elmo

I thought he'd be a bit lower (top 10). But there's plenty of TankSpuds yet to come...

 

[____]

I'm surprised people bothered watching Carlton or Essendon games in the second half of the year.

 

[hawkman]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
View attachment 2466191
Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to Pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

Saad has never been a defender, he just plays in the backline and lets Weitering do all the defending stuff

 

[All Aust]

Tiges got a prime candidate that started his nomination pre season

 

[philreich]

Apparently tomorrow is "National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day". I'm working from home, just in case it's me.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

So you’ll be at home slapping yourself?

What’s new

 

[All Aust]

Apparently tomorrow is "National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day". I'm working from home, just in case it's me.

Just another slapper.

 

[spenze]

I'm surprised people bothered watching Carlton or Essendon games in the second half of the year.

Sometimes you have had a bad day and you just need a laugh. I know these days they call it "punching down" when you laugh at Essendon or Carlton but it is what it is.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Tiges got a prime candidate that started his nomination pre season

I'd forgotten about Balta. Was wondering who we might have included.

 

[jannissary]

Sometimes you have had a bad day and you just need a laugh. I know these days they call it "punching down" when you laugh at Essendon or Carlton but it is what it is.

felt the same watching adelaide flounder in finals!

 

[ferrisb]

Tiges got a prime candidate that started his nomination pre season

A Richmond key position player that loves belting people...

... And it's not even Tom Lynch!!!

 

[hawkman]

I'm surprised people bothered watching Carlton or Essendon games in the second half of the year.

They were regularly on Thursday and Friday nights instead of Sunday twilight where they belonged

 

[ferrisb]

They were regularly on Thursday and Friday nights instead of in the VFL where they belonged

FTFY

 

[Hydatina Physis]

A Richmond key position player that loves belting people...

... And it's not even Tom Lynch!!!

Lynch is another one that could easily make the list.

 

[King Tenz]

Player #34 - Adam Saad
View attachment 2466191
Pictured: Iftar, or as DanWA would call it, "a light snack"

Adam Saad is a defender who plays for Carlton. In recent years he's been the "king of the bounce" because he'd get the ball in defence, realise Carlton's wings are crap, and then bounce the ball until he could kick it to one of Carlton's tall forwards. He was the Australian answer to Pamela Anderson's first 30 seconds on every Baywatch episode (IYKYK).

It was a neat trick, until this year when Voss' gameplan presented with all the lucidity of two highly medicated porcupines trying to work out how to draw a circle on an Etch a Sketch. Saad, slowing down and with no leading targets to kick to, seemed to go into his shell and the results were... not good. Like most Carlton players, he declined in every category except "abuse received from Carlton fans".

This came to it's nadir in a game against Hawthorn where he decided that it was easier spectating instead of playing. Except Saad was still on the field. In the first quarter. Of Sam "overcome adversity" Docherty's farewell game.

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

‘What’s wrong with that man?’: Horror effort sums up Blues as AFL greats roast ‘repeat offender’

www.foxsports.com.au

My high school girlfriend used to put in more effort than Saad did that game, and she was inflatable.

Anyway Saad is contracted for 2026 and unlike a couple of his teammates, that means he's safe for next year.

Adam, Saad, good luck watching your opponent next year. Welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

This bum still plays football in 2025?

 

[Pistol Night]

This bum still plays football in 2025?

Well, he runs out and does some more running then runs off after the game