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lenny&carl said:When I was bored at school I used to roll up a piece of paper, shove it up my nose, wiggle it about to cause an endless sneezing fit. Probably the closest thing there is to wacking off, although it was (marginally) more socially acceptible given the location.

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I heard putting a cotton ear bud cleaner thing too far is the equivalent to 1/8 of an orgasmWarwick said:Did you know that a sneeze is equivalent to about 1/10 of an orgasm?

Simon_Nesbit said:Finally a competition i will win!
I had massive allergies as a kid, to cut grass and lavender especially.
Anyway one day i was walking home when some 'mates' (I use the term loosely) decided it would be fun to dump a catcher of cut grass over my head (ramming the plastic catcher thing over my head so it stuck).
46 violent (full-body) sneezes later, i've got blood poring out of both nostrils (like a half-turned running tap), blood trickling out from my left eye, and completely teared up right eye, when I passed out. When I came to, mum had thrown me in the shower (fully clothed) to get the grass (and whatever is in it i'm allergic to) off me.
Had to go to emergency, and i was still sneezing over three hours later (despite numerous anti-allergy type injection thingies), in batches of 10-12 every couple of minutes, and my nose kept haemorraging each time.
I've had a couple of sneezing fits where i've actually lost consciousness since, but none in the last five or so years, so hopefully it's something i've grown out of.