Music Jokes

[Mudbug]

We have some terrible music jokes, like, ...How do you get a drummer to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
Or... How can you tell if your roadie is dead? The burger falls out of his hand.

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/jokes

Do you have any?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pearl Jam.


Where do watermelons go for a holiday?


John Cougars Meloncamp.

Thats 2! Sorry if they were in the link couldn't be bothered reading it....

 

[TheStinger]

How do you know there is a drummer at your door?

The knock speeds up.

 

[Powerade 08]

Pearl Jam are making better music today than just about every other band in the world. They have never made a bad album and while u might not like them I'm not sure how u can say they're not still are still relevant. Newer songs like Got Some, Severed Hand, Just Breathe and Marker in the Sand are fantastic and every album is different. They make the albums they wanna make and I think it's safe to say they aren't embarrassed by them and nor should they be

 

[Roddy]

Pearl Jam are making better music today than just about every other band in the world. They have never made a bad album and while u might not like them I'm not sure how u can say they're not still are still relevant. Newer songs like Got Some, Severed Hand, Just Breathe and Marker in the Sand are fantastic and every album is different. They make the albums they wanna make and I think it's safe to say they aren't embarrassed by them and nor should they be

Huh?

I mean....WFT????

 

[JuddyBuddy]

Pearl Jam have always made better music than any other band in the world

 

[HARKER]

Pearl Jam have always made better music than any other band in the world

Nah, I think they've spread themselves a bit thin.

 

[thurmanmunson]

Q: What do Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse have in common?
A: Everything.

Q: What’s six inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day?
A: Whitney Houston's crack pipe

Q: How did Michael Jackson know when it was time for bed?
A: When the big hand was on the little hand.

Q: Did you hear about the candlelight vigil for Whitney Houston?
A:

 

[Powerade 08]

Huh?

I mean....WFT????

 

[saint_larry]

What was Kurt Cobains last thought?

Hole's gonna be big.

 

[dumb]

What was Kurt Cobains last thought?

Hole's gonna be big.

lol

the only one i can remember is

Q: what has 3 legs and an arseh*le on top?
A: a drum stool

 

[bunsen burner]

Pearl Jam are making better music today than just about every other band in the world. They have never made a bad album and while u might not like them I'm not sure how u can say they're not still are still relevant. Newer songs like Got Some, Severed Hand, Just Breathe and Marker in the Sand are fantastic and every album is different. They make the albums they wanna make and I think it's safe to say they aren't embarrassed by them and nor should they be

Stop being a whiney bitch. Some random on the internet doesn't rate Pearl Jam. Man the f*** up.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Why was the musician arrested?

He was in treble.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Stop being a whiney bitch. Some random on the internet doesn't rate Pearl Jam. Man the f*** up.

I think that was his point....

 

[volcboy]

Q: How can you tell when the stage is level?
A: The drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

 

[Bomber32]

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

Give him a sheet of music.

 

[Powerade 08]

Stop being a whiney bitch. Some random on the internet doesn't rate Pearl Jam. Man the f*** up.

Uh.. bb...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23589846&postcount=266

 

[bunsen burner]

Uh.. bb...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23589846&postcount=266

Now I get it. Cheers.

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Man walks into a bar and orders a beer. In the corner is a piano and sitting on top of it is a monkey. The resident pianist starts playing a song where upon the monkey goes up to the man and puts it's testicles in his beer.

Upset, the man walks up to the pianist and says "Do you know your monkey has its balls in my beer?"

The pianist replies "No but hum a few bars and I'm sure I'll get the melody"

 

[anti_]

sick and tired of people making fun of pearl jam.

 

[Hue_Jars]

Stop being a whiney bitch. Some random on the internet doesn't rate Pearl Jam. Man the f*** up.

Ease up tiger

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year olds?

Cos theres 20 of them.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

sick and tired of people making fun of pearl jam.

If they keep providing the material people are going to keep on laughing.

 

[bunsen burner]

Ease up tiger

Got no time for people who lose their shit because someone doesn't like their favourite band. Thanks for the tip, but I'll pass.

 

[bunsen burner]

If they keep providing the material people are going to keep on laughing.

Losing track of who is making fun of them and who is getting upset. I vote the people who are getting upset use a box of tissues as their avatar.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Got no time for people who lose their shit because someone doesn't like their favourite band. Thanks for the tip, but I'll pass.

It's ****ing hilarious watching them lose their collective shit over some bands though.

Losing track of who is making fun of them and who is getting upset. I vote the people who are getting upset use a box of tissues as their avatar.

Yeah I'm confused too but that's not saying much.