My Kazhaki friend hasn’t a question about Havetorn?

[db swannie]

My friend is feeding his goat and we are watching the football in his lounge room barn. He ask me,

“Why team that live in wee and poo so hopeless?”
“They are bad” I say.
“My goat (his wife) can play better”
“They have lost four finals in a row, a world record of failure!” I say.

We laugh, even his wife think it funny. Half of Kazakhstan is a laughing at Havetorn.

“They have torn in half,” my friend say, “like a vagin on wedding day!”

We laugh.

 

[NorthernLights]

You’re about as funny as a prostatectomy

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

'lounge room barn'

 

[db swannie]

'lounge room barn'

It’s very nice barn. Not so nice lounge room, depending on when the animals make a toilet.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Low effort s**t-post

*, I even expect better from you.

 

[11sjw]

Wow, another PUS effort.

 

[Smeg Head]

Maybe if you didn't squib it during the year you could put the boots in. Unfortunately for you...

 

[darklake]

I feel sorry for the goat.

 

[William Wonka]

My friend is feeding his goat and we are watching the football in his lounge room barn. He ask me,

“Why team that live in wee and poo so hopeless?”
“They are bad” I say.
“My goat (his wife) can play better”
“They have lost four finals in a row, a world record of failure!” I say.

We laugh, even his wife think it funny. Half of Kazakhstan is a laughing at Havetorn.

“They have torn in half,” my friend say, “like a vagin on wedding day!”

We laugh.

Shouldn't you be giving rimjobs on the GWS board?
I must say you're a trooper attempting to recover from ' dbspreadem '

Is McRobie banned or something?

 

[Grug_]

Grug is looking forward to McRobie returning to send off #DBspreadem

 

[William Wonka]

Grug is looking forward to McRobie returning to send off #DBspreadem

Last time was like watching a rhinoceros sodomize a pomeranian.

 

[Smeg Head]

Grug is looking forward to McRobie returning to send off #DBspreadem

What if McRobie and #dbspreadem are the same person?

 

[db swannie]

HAWforn fans are a very upset!

 

[ChappyUK]

You’re about as funny as a prostatectomy

What would a young fella like you know about them?

 

[09 Cats]

Havetorn.....Lol

 

[Paul Kersey]

Did you pay for him to be your 'friend'?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hawthorn are s**t in finals.
Not quite a 4 goals 6 behinds level of s**t in finals.
But still s**t in finals.

 

[Andrew Birch]

My friend is feeding his goat and we are watching the football in his lounge room barn. He ask me,

“Why team that live in wee and poo so hopeless?”
“They are bad” I say.
“My goat (his wife) can play better”
“They have lost four finals in a row, a world record of failure!” I say.

We laugh, even his wife think it funny. Half of Kazakhstan is a laughing at Havetorn.

“They have torn in half,” my friend say, “like a vagin on wedding day!”

We laugh.

 

[William Wonka]

Hawthorn are s**t in finals.
Not quite a 4 goals 6 behinds level of s**t in finals.
But still s**t in finals.

Yeah #betterthangeelong is a pretty low bar.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yeah #betterthangeelong is a pretty low bar.

Not even the worst performance of the series.
That award goes to Buddy Franklin FC.....sorry.....Sydney Swans.

 

[Paul Kersey]

There was a Demon supporting bloke around 50 years old in M56. His mate next to him was drinking champagne out of a plastic flute pregame. Anyhow, through the second half of the final quarter he spent most of his time standing at yelling at M55 (obviously a Hawthorn bay) telling us it was time to leave. All those years of torment came out at once. Was actually quite fun to watch.

 

[deeco]

There was a Demon supporting bloke around 50 years old in M56. His mate next to him was drinking champagne out of a plastic flute pregame. Anyhow, through the second half of the final quarter he spent most of his time standing at yelling at M55 (obviously a Hawthorn bay) telling us it was time to leave. All those years of torment came out at once. Was actually quite fun to watch.

How unrefined... calling sparkling wine champagne. No wonder your club is moving to the tip.

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[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

There was a Demon supporting bloke around 50 years old in M56. His mate next to him was drinking champagne out of a plastic flute pregame. Anyhow, through the second half of the final quarter he spent most of his time standing at yelling at M55 (obviously a Hawthorn bay) telling us it was time to leave. All those years of torment came out at once. Was actually quite fun to watch.

A few of us were giving departing Cats flogs a rousing rendition of "Na Na Na Hey Hey, Goodbye" as they left midway through the 4th quarter last week.
You would have loved it.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

My friend is feeding his goat and we are watching the football in his lounge room barn. He ask me,

“Why team that live in wee and poo so hopeless?”
“They are bad” I say.
“My goat (his wife) can play better”
“They have lost four finals in a row, a world record of failure!” I say.

We laugh, even his wife think it funny. Half of Kazakhstan is a laughing at Havetorn.

“They have torn in half,” my friend say, “like a vagin on wedding day!”

We laugh.

Does the goat "put on the lipstick?"

 

[McRobie]

HAWforn fans are a very upset!

Yeah gday spreadem, good to see you crawl out of that cave of yours after enduring one of the great melts. Where you hiding or induced into a sperm coma after swallowing bulk opposition wang?
Please fill us all in as to your whereabouts the last two months?