Competitions New Player Nicknames

[Old Spice]

This is my favourite time of the year - giving new players nicknames that never get off the ground. Unless they're shit, then they really sail into the stratosphere and gain widespread popularity.

Alright. Here's my first batch.

Stephenson: as mentioned elsewhere I'm going for Skeletor or Stentenson
Murphy: Irish or Rusty c/- Rusty's European Tour in European Vacation
Brown: #2s
Appleby: Applejack, see also My Little Pony
Mihocek: tba

 

[Dynamics]

You know the players are going to call them Stevo, Murphs, Appo and Cekko or something similarly dull. Brown might get a decent one as his brother is already there.

My Little Pony would also have worked for Stephenson until he cut off the ponytail. Jaidyn is a very ordinary name, I have to say. Should be some fun to had with that.

A couple of early nominations...

Stephenson: Ticker

Murphy: Dropkick

Brown: Poo

Appleby: Errol

Mihocek: Imhotep

 

[Duggy31]

You know the players are going to call them Stevo, Murphs, Appo and Cekko or something similarly dull. Brown might get a decent one as his brother is already there.

My Little Pony would also have worked for Stephenson until he cut off the ponytail. Jaidyn is a very ordinary name, I have to say. Should be some fun to had with that.

A couple of early nominations...

Stephenson: Ticker

Murphy: Dropkick

Brown: Poo

Appleby: Errol

Mihocek: Imhotep

I can't fault these! Dropkick Murphy is gold.

Stephenson: Ticker

Murphy: Irish

Appleby: Huckleberry Flynn

Mihocek: Myers

Brown: Spider

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[unplugged]

I'll be very surprised if Appleby isn't nicknamed Stuart or Stu.

 

[Old Spice]

I'll be very surprised if Appleby isn't nicknamed Stuart or Stu.

Wouldn't surprise me either, first thing that popped into my mind which is why, like a stitch, I had to burst through the barrier and keep running all the way to Applejack turf.

 

[Dynamics]

I can't fault these! Dropkick Murphy is gold.

Stephenson: Ticker

Murphy: Irish

Appleby: Huckleberry Flynn

Mihocek: Myers

Brown: Spider

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I'm quite fond of Ticker. Really works.

(Hopefully just like his heart)

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I'll be very surprised if Appleby isn't nicknamed Stuart or Stu.

Humphrey

Should be Humphrey, but it won't be.
That's too witty for the younguns

 

[Good Degoe]

Stephenson: Valentino

Murphy: Brown

Brown: Murphy

Appleby: Steve Jobs

Mihocek: Cekmate

 

[Dynamics]

Murphy: Brown

Brown: Murphy

Excellent

 

[Sloth]

 

[Boris the Contradiction]

Stephenson: Pacemaker

Murphy: Axel

Brown: Cleveland

Appleby: New York

Mihocek: Pelt Smuggler

Oxley: Robin

Magden: Carlsberg

 

[Quicky]

Jack Madgen: Harold aka Harold and Madge.

 

[Quicky]

Jack Madgen: Mad aka Mad Jack aka Mad Jack McMad aka Mad Jake McMadFace

Credit Bad Horse

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Tyler Brown is the middle kid of his family

Which by any reckoning makes him Jan Brady


BTW: how deep is Tyler's voice?! Must have bolas the size of rock melons

 

[Quicky]

Mihocek - The Head. Because check out that head.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Come on guys you can do better!

They’re all a bit complicated so far

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

This is my favourite time of the year - giving new players nicknames that never get off the ground. Unless they're shit, then they really sail into the stratosphere and gain widespread popularity.

Alright. Here's my first batch.

Stephenson: as mentioned elsewhere I'm going for Skeletor or Stentenson
Murphy: Irish or Rusty c/- Rusty's European Tour in European Vacation
Brown: #2s
Appleby: Applejack, see also My Little Pony
Mihocek: tba

Stephenson - Rocket (Stephenson's rocket was the fastest train of its day)
Murphy - Clover
Brown - Roof (Tiler)
Appleby - Pieman
Mihocek - Check please!

 

[Old Spice]

Check please I like. Or maybe everyone just clicks their fingers, the international (rude) gesture for summoning the waiter.

 

[McOrist]

Stephenson: 'Royce'

Murphy: 'Spud'

Appleby: 'Humphrey'

Mihocek: 'Mate'

Tyler Brown: 'Steven'

Magden: 'Jordan'

 

[legendstatus]

Stephenson - Stevo
Murphy - Murf
Appleby Apple
Mihocek - cek
Brown - Brownie
Magden - Mags
Oxley - Ox

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[THATSGOLD]

Dids
Heater
Harry
Maxy
Pendles
Beama

 

[Dynamics]

Come on guys you can do better!

They’re all a bit complicated so far

Brown = Poo is a pretty out there concept, I'll grant you that.

 

[jmac70]

Dids
Heater
Harry
Maxy
Pendles
Beama

You forgot your nick name...

 

[jmac70]

Brown = Poo is a pretty out there concept, I'll grant you that.

Brown = Golden

 

[Dynamics]

Brown = Golden

Nice one, one of my all time favourites.

Edit: The song, not the heroin quite so much.