NO cakewalk

[Somebody]

I do wish they would remove that "cakewalk" line from the song right now, even if only for the week.
I think it's possibly a bit of a bad spell, not that it would prob affect this group of players but anyway...
Waht would be a good replacement line?

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I want the whole song changed to Marilyn Mansons Anti Christ, just imagine the intro.

BOOM BOOM YEAH, BOOM BOOM YEAH with Frank coming in with the Axe.

 

[Paranoid]

"The premiership's a Coxswagger"

 

[Somebody]

the premierships our crusade
Not funny or anythign but not too bad.

 

[Hagla]

This thread needs a dislike button

 

[Somebody]

This thread needs a dislike button

that's OK you can always use a dislike emoji!

 

[DeZi]

Seriously?

 

[MagpieBat]

I do wish they would remove that "cakewalk" line from the song right now, even if only for the week.
I think it's possibly a bit of a bad spell, not that it would prob affect this group of players but anyway...
Waht would be a good replacement line?

"There is just one team we favour,
And that's Good Old Collingwood"...?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

"There is just one team we favour,
And that's Good Old Collingwood"...?

Oh Jesus can’t see opposition supporters making a mockery of our club song referring to us being favoured...

 

[gutsroy]

Oh, the premiership's what we play for...
Closeish to original melody, I guess.
Have not handed in notice at the day job just yet.

 

[MagpieBat]

Oh Jesus can’t see opposition supporters making a mockery of our club song referring to us being favoured...

I suppose they've always got the unemployment and teeth jokes to fall back on...

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I suppose they've always got the unemployment and teeth jokes to fall back on...

Wait, what do you mean by jokes?

 

[Somebody]

Wait, what do you mean by jokes?

I can afford root canals these days.

 

[Somebody]

Oh, the premiership's what we play for...
Closeish to original melody, I guess.
Have not handed in notice at the day job just yet.

Taht's jsut about perfect IMO

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Taht's jsut about perfect IMO

Ive spent five minutes trying to work out if gutsroy misspelled something or whether you just ****ed up and I still can’t work it out.

Seriously, **** you

 

[Somebody]

Ive spent five minutes trying to work out if gutsroy misspelled something or whether you just ****** up and I still can’t work it out.

Seriously, **** you

Well bless you too (I guess thats what you were saying)

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Well bless you too (I guess thats what you were saying)

Stop blessing me around

 

[underbelly]

Sing it proud my friend, because on Saturday at around 5.15pm, you will sing it with gusto

 

[barrackers]

I stopped singing the line instead skipping over it in the middle 2000's. Made shouting it all the more sweater after the 2010 grand final.

 

[76woodenspooners]

I do wish they would remove that "cakewalk" line from the song right now, even if only for the week.
I think it's possibly a bit of a bad spell, not that it would prob affect this group of players but anyway...
Waht would be a good replacement line?

The club did officially do that in the 80’s (using the line MagpieBat mentioned) because of the Colliwobbles ... but it got changed back.

Interesting to see that we’re generally keeping a lid on it this year.

 

[left at home]

The club did officially do that in the 80’s (using the line MagpieBat mentioned) because of the Colliwobbles ... but it got changed back.

Interesting to see that we’re generally keeping a lid on it this year.

As we should, have to win it first, hopefully the club has finally worked that part out.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Hmmm, tricky one... let’s ask Silverchair’s Daniel Johns for inspiration!

“Oh the premiership’s a polystyrene hat!”

No Dan, that sucks, what were you thinking of?!

“Oh, the premiership’s the fungus in my milk!”

WTF?! No, let’s just stick with cakewalk...

 

[Heater39]

Should be “Tough fought game where the boys dig deep, give 110%, stick to the structures and play the way we want to play” instead. Rolls off the tongue

 

[Saintly Viewed]

The line

“They know how to play the game”

Have never understood why it’s not changed to

“We know how to play the game”

Surely it’s we?

 

[donkeyballs]

We love premierships we hate the hawks?