Club Mgmt. Nominations for EFC board 2018

[Runk]

I'm so confused right now. Is Kelvin the board yet or what?

 

[DERO]

I'm so confused right now. Is Kelvin the board yet or what?

Does the board really exist if Kelvin is not on it?

 

[Runk]

Does the board really exist if Kelvin is not on it?

That moment when you realise the Philosophers board has taken over?

 

[DERO]

I think this is the perfect opportunity to derail the thread by commencing Q and A’s.
un_eggs you once claimed that your profile picture was a picture of you taken whilst you were expanding your mind. How do you think your broad outlook on things would be of benefit to the club. What other skills do you offer?

 

[Maddogm]

Imagine the tangents Howie would take board meetings off on.

You’d be discussing servicing the debt and end up with a whole book of minutes about how debt rounds out the Western meaning of existentialism.

*reads rest of thread...*

Q.E.D.

 

[Kakkle]

How do some of you have kids?

 

[DERO]

How do some of you have kids?

Insights!

 

[Runk]

How do some of you have kids?

Well first you start with a mummy and a daddy who love each other very much...

 

[Blind Turn]

I think this is the perfect opportunity to derail the thread by commencing Q and A’s.
un_eggs you once claimed that your profile picture was a picture of you taken whilst you were expanding your mind. How do you think your broad outlook on things would be of benefit to the club. What other skills do you offer?

My first task would be to organise a trip for the entire football department into to the depths of the Amazonian rainforest for a shamanic journey on the sacred ayahuasca brew. I would wrap the tendrils of my mind around the football department, submitting them to the osmotic transference of a cosmic unity from the fluid nature of Pachamama.

I would install floatation tanks at The Hangar. I’d then organise for weekly poetry readings from my own collection of writings transmitted through headphones in the tanks.

I would engage the services of Wim Hof to get a performance jump on the rest of the comp.

I would make it mandatory for all players to have a practical and theoretical understanding of Gurdjief’s teachings.

I’m also good at organising cake stalls and pie nights and I know a local grocer who could supply half time oranges cheap.

Vote for meeeeee!

 

[Blind Turn]

That moment when you realise the Philosophers board has taken over?

Correction; ‘The Philosophers Bored’

 

[Kakkle]

Someone tag me when we starting talking about Michal Focault!

 

[boncer34]

Well first you start with a mummy and a daddy who love each other very much...

Not necessarily.

 

[DERO]

boncer34 rumour has it that you may have a new abode. Jake Stringer may need a place to crash from time to time when Skippy is out of town. Are you up to the task?

 

[boncer34]

Uhhhh I don't think Jake wants to come hang at my house.

 

[dank420_]

Write-in for dank420_

bloody missed by a bees dick

 

[DERO]

bloody missed by a bees dick

You are too useful back of house.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Surprises?

 

[Blind Turn]

My first task would be to organise a trip for the entire football department into to the depths of the Amazonian rainforest for a shamanic journey on the sacred ayahuasca brew. I would wrap the tendrils of my mind around the football department, submitting them to the osmotic transference of a cosmic unity from the fluid nature of Pachamama.

I would install floatation tanks at The Hangar. I’d then organise for weekly poetry readings from my own collection of writings transmitted through headphones in the tanks.

I would engage the services of Wim Hof to get a performance jump on the rest of the comp.

I would make it mandatory for all players to have a practical and theoretical understanding of Gurdjief’s teachings.

I’m also good at organising cake stalls and pie nights and I know a local grocer who could supply half time oranges cheap.

Vote for meeeeee!

Quoting myself here because it seems that Jeremy McGovern and the WC fitness staff have, in fact, recognised the benefits of Wim Hof. His breathing technique has probably helped them to a premiership. You see DERO I should’ve been on the board. We might have won the premiership before WC...

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl...ided-mcgovern-s-recovery-20180930-p506z2.html

 

[DERO]

Quoting myself here because it seems that Jeremy McGovern and the WC fitness staff have, in fact, recognised the benefits of Wim Hof. His breathing technique has probably helped them to a premiership. You see DERO I should’ve been on the board. We might have won the premiership before WC...

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl...ided-mcgovern-s-recovery-20180930-p506z2.html

I just wanted to go foraging with you.