Non-AFL chat thread

[Igloo]

Ziggler is making you lose your touch. Time for a return of the king.

 

[timtamWB]

Ziggler is making you lose your touch. Time for a return of the king.

?

 

[timtamWB]

**** YOU IGLOO AND YOUR SHITTY QUICK POSTING

 

[Igloo]

**** YOU IGLOO AND YOUR SHITTY QUICK POSTING

You were far too slow. I was even deciding which picture to use. Pick up your game

 

[timtamWB]

You were far too slow. I was even deciding which picture to use. Pick up your game

My goal in life... from this moment... from now... from this moment... starting now... in the near future... at this moment... is to outpost you.

 

[Igloo]

My goal in life... from this moment... from now... from this moment... starting now... in the near future... at this moment... is to outpost you.

Maybe one day, young Padawan.

 

[immortalmike]

I'm glad I'm the one who moved this discussion in a nerdy direction with my purposefully veiled LOTR reference

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Back to the hashtags, you can now follow hashtags. So now I get an alert every time somebody posts #SaveBoomer

 

[timtamWB]

Back to the hashtags, you can now follow hashtags. So now I get an alert every time somebody posts #SaveBoomer

Now every post of mine will have #SaveBoomer in it.

Because I care.

 

[Igloo]

I'm glad I'm the one who moved this discussion in a nerdy direction with my purposefully veiled LOTR reference

I will always appreciate a LOTR reference. Always.

 

[VitalDread]

Cranbourne has al problems and under age preggos

 

[timtamWB]

Cranbourne has al problems and under age preggos

And of course you fit into one of these. But which one?

#SaveBoomer

 

[VitalDread]

And of course you fit into one of these. But which one?

#SaveBoomer

Please im a traralgon boy, under age dad would been fitting if i stayed haha

 

[random__hero]

nar i went straight home
had work in the morning and im on my p's

heck, fair drive home for you!

Another reason to like billboards - car park right next door

 

[VitalDread]

heck, fair drive home for you!

Another reason to like billboards - car park right next door

yeah had to swing by camberwell to drop my mate off.
Agreed, 11 dollar parking is amazing!

 

[random__hero]

yeah had to swing by camberwell to drop my mate off.
Agreed, 11 dollar parking is amazing!

It's pretty much the cheapest car park in town.

Only (annoying) problem, last time I paid with a pineapple, got $39 change in coins

 

[Ant_]

On the plus side guys, #saveBoomer is now an official hashtag.

#SaveBoomer is the number one trending topic

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

#SaveBoomer is the number one trending topic

Excellent.

I expect the North supporters to follow suit and get PickenIsTrash or likewise trending.

 

[VitalDread]

It's pretty much the cheapest car park in town.

Only (annoying) problem, last time I paid with a pineapple, got $39 change in coins

I know the feel

 

[immortalmike]

#SaveBoomer is the number one trending topic

#SaveBoomer you say?

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Of course #SaveBoomer is trending.

#SaveBoomer #NorfIsStillDumb #REFILL!

 

[timtamWB]

I'm going to take all the credit. Because I've been doing it the most.

#SaveBoomer

 

[d0gs]

Another reason to like billboards - car park right next door

Cannot remember the last time I went to billboards, probably for good reason, wasn't the best place in the city!!

 

[timtamWB]

Aren't you tired of seeing the same old live bands? Struggling to not kill yourself because of the current music scene?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!

The BigFooty Bulldogs forum, in conjunction with the Gershwin Room at the Espy and Emergenza Battle of the Bands, proudly brings to you: Heads and Hearts! Starring everybody's favourite poster on his sexy golden Les Paul and occasionally singing horribly!

No it's not Dannnnnnnnnn. No it's not dogwatch either. Not it's not Igl- yeah you know what screw you guys, I'm going home.

You don't deserve me anyway. I bust my ass every day for this misfit family and what thanks do I get? NOTHING! immortalmike is just sitting there shaking his head at me and scaring the small children when he takes his beanie off, VitalDread's in the corner making out with some chick he just met, BRG93 is just towering over everyone and intimidating the whole room. I should just give up now. Why do I even bother.

*ahem*

Yes the one and only timtamwb is coming out of retirement (from the gig he played two week ago) and YOU can be the lucky one to be there! All you have to do is answer me these riddles three (five):

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Why didn't Pogba change his name to something cool?
Why is NathanMJ_WB54 always awake late at night, and how can I remember his username without looking it up?
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I'm well aware I'm making no sense. I'm tired and operating on no sleep from last night. I've also been listening to the same guitar track for the last hour trying to mix it just right and I think I've developed a form of insanity. This is all just one long strand of consciousness written down. I should really proofread things, there needs to be a filter between my brain and the rest of my body. I say a lot of stupid things.

Only problem is, the singer actually went out and took an opportunity for a short job. The nerve of people, actually doing things to help them in life. Ridiculous. So he goes to Sydney on Monday, and he's away for the gig. But apparently he'll be back. But as anyone who has ever been in a band knows, there are three main rules: 1. Never trust the singer. 2. We always laugh at the bassist. 3. NEVER listen to the drummer. But this guy's pretty good, he said that he'll fly back on the day for the gig and fly back the next morning, so who knows. In which case I will probably have to take over lead vocals. And then we'll subsequently get laughed out of the building. But it will be fun DAMMIT!

#SaveBoomer

 

[Igloo]

1. Inigo Montoya
2. To defeat the Bloodfish at Jarrod's Landing
3. Because Steve Allen told him not to
4. Because he's a reverse vampire, and because he posts a lot
5. An African or a European swallow?

Did I win?