Event Noob250r or "The Art Of Stretching A Numerical Pun"

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Goodonya Noobz - good fun poster and as his Wiggy interview showed there is a thoughtful person behind the persona.

 

[brahj]

wow

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Great stuff and congratulations on the 250th spookism

 

[Hate]

Congratulations Noobz0r. I really enjoy how you still wind up NaturalDisaster.

 

[Noobz0r]

Congratulations Noobz0r. I really enjoy how you still wind up NaturalDisaster.

He'd never admit it.

 

[Dingster]

Well played Noobz on 250 quality games. I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Test Tickle]

Congratulations Noobz0r on 250 games.

 

[Proper Gander]

Hey that’s great Noobz0r . Good luck this weekend and I hope you get inspired to bring us more good media

 

[KohPhi]

Hi all,

The Filth Wizard here.

I just wanted to tell you about a dear friend of mine who is celebrating his 250th game this week, for the Royals (meaning we will likely lose) and his name is Noobz0r. Many consider him my corporate mouthpiece, a lackey of sorts but I'm here to tell you no, that he is much more than that. I've had Noobz at three projects (Dragons, Hawks, Royals) for one big reason - he's a campaigner. He's a reliably funny and biting satirist and a king media component of the league now since S16. He's also achieved a lot on the qooty stage. I knocked on the door of some people across Noobz0r's journey to give a little insight in to their thoughts on the man, starting with fellow nWo incumbent and league workhorse Hate for some stats and words.

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Noobz0r
S16-?

Clubs: GUM (17), SDR (37), HAW (38), GCR (49), SCS (108)


Mobbenfuhrer Medal (S23)
x3 All-SFA Selections (S18, S24, S26)
Premiership Player (S19)
Gumbies FFC Captain (S24)
East Side Hawks Leading Goalkicker (S26)

Highest DreamTeam Points:
133 DT Points - Season 23, Round 16 - (Sin City Swamprats) vs. Mount Buller Demons
100+ DreamTeam Points:
x15 occasions
Highest Disposals:
34 Disposals - Season 23, Round 11 - (Sin City Swamprats) vs. East Side Hawks
20+ Disposals:
x46 occasions
Highest Goals:
6 Goals - x3 occasions
5+ Goals:
x7 occasions
Highest Tackles:
12 Tackles - Season 23, Round 09 - Las Vegas Bears vs (Sin City Swamprats)​

Hate: Congratulations on playing career game 250 this weekend, Noobz0r. I often marvel at your resume. A Mobbenfuhrer Medallist, Premiership Player (I am still seeing a chiropractor), and a star off-the-field who is worthy of those All-Sweet F.A selections. The most impressive thing though, is that you were a captain of the Gumbies FFC. There is no braver act as far as everyone in the league is concerned. Well done on a stellar career, and here is to 250 more. You now join a group of special players who have played 250+ games. Players like... Headless.


I took the opportunity to not only spend some time with some of his former teammates but also with some of those across his time he has butted heads with, including our current admin and also some of the fine folk from the famed Bombers v Hawks rivalry of seasons past. Let's dig in:





































And that's it. Everybody I asked at least responded so that's ok. Too many, if anything.

Congrats on 250 mate and let's see many many more.

Hey Noobz0r, I didn't realise you were por_please_ya's online MAFS husband. Tony Lynn 15, I think he must have been a closet Uncle Tony's House fan as well.



Did you wacky funsters also share recipes and drink mocktails?

 

[Wosh]

Well done Noob250r always enjoy your work
Have a fun weekend.

 

[Noobz0r]

Hey Noobz0r, I didn't realise you were por_please_ya's online MAFS husband. Tony Lynn 15, I think he must have been a closet Uncle Tony's House fan as well.

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Did you wacky funsters also share recipes and drink mocktails?

Our date nights usually consisted of por_please_ya reading to me from one of her uni textbooks under gentle candelight.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hey Noobz0r, I didn't realise you were por_please_ya's online MAFS husband. Tony Lynn 15, I think he must have been a closet Uncle Tony's House fan as well.

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Did you wacky funsters also share recipes and drink mocktails?

Absolute ******* soft utensils.

 

[Noobz0r]

Absolute ******* soft utensils.

I certainly wasn't a soft**** after learning all about Topography 101.

 

[Noobz0r]

I certainly wasn't a soft**** after learning all about Topography 101.

*, I'm giving myself a semi just thinking about it.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hey Noobz0r, I didn't realise you were por_please_ya's online MAFS husband. Tony Lynn 15, I think he must have been a closet Uncle Tony's House fan as well.

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Did you wacky funsters also share recipes and drink mocktails?

I think deep down, Noobz0r is softer than AceAndy.

 

[por_please_ya]

Our date nights usually consisted of por_please_ya reading to me from one of her uni textbooks under gentle candelight.

Nothing like Conservation Biology in Australia to get you going!

 

[Noobz0r]

Nothing like Conservation Biology in Australia to get you going!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Nothing like Conservation Biology in Australia to get you going!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I think deep down, Noobz0r is softer than AceAndy.

He makes Ace look like Charles Bronson.

 

[KohPhi]

I certainly wasn't a soft**** after learning all about Topography 101.

Ahhh yes... commonly known as the 'map of Tassie' tutorial.

 

[Noobz0r]

What's that annoying high pitched whining?

 

[KohPhi]

I think deep down, Noobz0r is softer than AceAndy.

 

[AceAndy]

What's that annoying high pitched whining?

That would be the Bombers.

 

[Yakker]

Another boyz club wankfest

amiright BEEG ?

* you filthy and go suck a big one Noobz

 

[Noobz0r]

That would be the Bombers.

It was just ND.