Norf jokes

[LuvtheKangas]

Mate your new avatar suits you perfectly.

You also get my vote as probably the easiest poster on this board to antagonize.

Got me off ignore now, Boskie? Good stuff, I mean you're really happy to dish it out but can't take it thrown back at you. Soft.

Antagonised? You're the only one of the two of us to complain to the mods about a post made by the other ... Soft.

And I'm unsurprised that your interest was roused by the nature of the ongoing discussion. (Hard?)

 

[Donstuie]

Some classics from a bygone era

NORF!!!!

Mother****in NORF!

..........today a young man on acid...........NORF!

Who's on first?......................NORF!

 

[Bollox]

A little story rather than a joke.

Lots of angst in the Boomer Master Bedroom lately, with the Blimp pissed off she never gets any coz Boomer's always too tired and has headaches. She's even offered to dress up like an umpire so he'll feel more comfortable about diving down on her. No joy.
Anxious to avoid another shitfight, Boomer decides its best to get the blimp out of the house so he figures he'll wheel it around the Royal Easter Show for a day out to shut her up. They soon end up strolling hand in hand through the farm exhibits, where the blimp instantly spots a very proud looking farmer, and his 1st prize stud wombat sitting there with a big blue ribbon on it and its balls hanging low.

She wanders up to the farmer and asks...
"excuse me mr farmer...how many times would your stud wombat root his missus in one day ? "
the farmer cringes, turns to Boomer and mutters "you pooor bastard", then turns to the blimp and replies...
"at least a dozen a day maam"
The big unit instantly elbows poor Boomer hard in the ribs, sending him flying across the exhibit, she glares at him and says...

" SEEEEE !!"

Boomer picks himself up in a daze trying to work out WTF just happened...he's a bit pissed about at the broken rib but brushes himself off and they move on...then she spots a huge red roo laying back with a grin on his face, big blue ribbon on his chest and his massive ball sack hanging out on display....she goes straight over to the very proud farmer, points at the big roo and asks ...

"excuse me mr farmer...how many times can he root in a day ?"

When the farmer has finished vomiting at the sight of her he turns to her and says..
"at least 3 dozen a day maam"
She instantly elbows Boomer even harder this time sending him bouncing off the walls all bloodied and with the rest of his ribs broken.

"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!she says sternly at him.

Poor Boomer has just about had enough when he spots her wandering off over to the wildebeast section, and cant believe his eyes...its James Brayshaw wearing a Norf jumper standing proudly next to the animal sporting a big norf coloured rug on its back and his ballsack dragging on the ground...she giggles at the dangly ballsack then turns to Brayshaw and asks...

"James tell me...how many times does your wildebeast root in a day ?"
"at least 10 dozen a day" Brayshaw replies.

Boomer is ready this time though, dodges the elbow, pushes her aside and goes straight up to Brayshaw and asks...

"Hey boss, cool animal, reminds me of someone....these wildebeasts he roots all day long, are they all different ones ? ...or does he have to root the same wildebeast all day, over and over again ?"

"ha ha ha ha ha hell no" Brayshaw laughs uncontrollably

" he wanders about trying it on the entire herd every single day...and if he ever gets lucky i simply truck him up to see Eugene...he multiplies it by 100, divides by 2, adds a bit on, then sends him out the back door feeling like a stud.....and those moron judges fall for it every time"

Boomer digs his elbow straight into her enormous gut and says to her..."SEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!"

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

Why did the chicken cross the road?








Sodamy

 

[Mofra]

Surely they could have scrounged a few dollars together to pay for Boomer's missus to be the hooker. Now that's a mental image you didn't want.

She prefers to be paid in bacon

 

[Dazb86]

I think this new membership campaign is where all those new members are coming from...

 

[Brucie Buffer]

I hear North are releasing the DVD to go after the pink dollar.

Oh it's a cup, I just assumed it was Kellie Stevens in the middle. My bad

 

[March Hare]

This is from the 2012 Auskick pack. It's a wall chart with a ladder and the height of various players. Below is a picture with the first player on the chart (i.e.: the shortest). I kid you not...

F#%& me - what a shortarse!

 

[Hodgepodge]

Norf have so many fans Clive Palmer is running for Pres.

 

[chefmeister]

I went to Norfs annual dinner last year, there was a sign above the entrance that said

" Please wipe your feet, on the way out "

hahaha

And this -

 

[PieBeast]

Posted this somewhere else but believe it deserves another airing.


This is how you troll Norf

 

[bontshow]

Posted this somewhere else but believe it deserves another airing.


This is how you troll Norf

Haha, epic!

 

[Bennett.]

wow, 22 dudes, 1 cup

 

[see see]

Posted this somewhere else but believe it deserves another airing.


This is how you troll Norf

And this is how you troll Collingwood ...

 

[PieBeast]

Find it sad that you feel the need to show the world your busted an00s but I guess its your prerogative