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I am holding a joke-a-thon who ever posts the funniest joke wins.
so get posting
so get posting
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car???
Robin get in the CAr!!!!
Robin get in the CAr!!!!
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A man walked into a bar. The man said - "Ouch"
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?"
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What's white and looks like a bucket?
a white bucket
What's white and looks like a green bucket?
A white bucket
a white bucket
What's white and looks like a green bucket?
A white bucket
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How many elephants can you fit in a mini-minor?
Four, two in the front, two in the back.
How do you know if there has been an elephant in your refrigerator?
There is one set of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there has been two elephants in your refrigerator?
There are two sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there has been three elephants in your refrigerator?
There are three sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there has been four elephants in your refrigerator?
There is a mini-minor outside.
(this joke stolen from former test cricketer Merv Hughes)
Four, two in the front, two in the back.
How do you know if there has been an elephant in your refrigerator?
There is one set of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there has been two elephants in your refrigerator?
There are two sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there has been three elephants in your refrigerator?
There are three sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there has been four elephants in your refrigerator?
There is a mini-minor outside.
(this joke stolen from former test cricketer Merv Hughes)
My joke!! 
dogs105
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Well he must have got it from me!!!!
Anyhoo, A sandwich walks into a bar and says
"Give me a pint of beer"
and the barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here"
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I've got the best joke here:
Q. What do you call this thread?
A. An attempt to steal from SeinDude's joke thread.
Q. What do you call this thread?
A. An attempt to steal from SeinDude's joke thread.
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no it isnt thrawn this is a comp to see who can post the best joke.
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a guy walks into a pub with a steering wheel attached to his groin.
the barman says "isn't that uncomfortable?"
the drinker says "oh mate, it's driving me nuts"
the barman says "isn't that uncomfortable?"
the drinker says "oh mate, it's driving me nuts"
A man walks into a pub with his dog. He orders a pint for himself and a half for the hound. He puts the dogs' half on the floor, the dog laps the beer up, rolls on its' back and starts licking its' gonads.
The barman looks down at this and says to the man:
"I wish I could do that."
The man replies
"Buy him a pint and he'll let you."
The barman looks down at this and says to the man:
"I wish I could do that."
The man replies
"Buy him a pint and he'll let you."
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Can I please have a schooner of Veeber ...
and a packet of peanuts?"
The barman says "Sure, but why the long pause?"
The bear replies "I dunno. I guess I was born with them."
and a packet of peanuts?"
The barman says "Sure, but why the long pause?"
The bear replies "I dunno. I guess I was born with them."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts *boom-tish*
Because he didn't have the guts *boom-tish*
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How do you kill a fish?
Drown it.
How do you kill a bird?
Throw it off a cliff.
Drown it.
How do you kill a bird?
Throw it off a cliff.
I guy walks into a bar with a head, he puts the head on the bar and buys it a beer. Puts a straw in it and drinks it. Suddenly it grows a body...
He gives it another beer and it grows legs
A thrid beer and it grows arms...
A little tipsy but happy he can finally walk, the guy goes out of the bar and gets hit by a car...
The moral of the story, its better to stay a head in life
He gives it another beer and it grows legs
A thrid beer and it grows arms...
A little tipsy but happy he can finally walk, the guy goes out of the bar and gets hit by a car...
The moral of the story, its better to stay a head in life
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Flood Gates
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LOL nice one PC 
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, Knock.
- who's there?
- Aunt
- Aunt who?
- Aunt ya glad its not Bill anymore!
nice one PC - Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, knock.
- who's there?
- Bill
- Bill who?
- Knock, Knock.
- who's there?
- Aunt
- Aunt who?
- Aunt ya glad its not Bill anymore!
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2 blondes walked into a building....you'd of thought at least one of them would have seen it!
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Originally posted by -PC28-
I guy walks into a bar with a head, he puts the head on the bar and buys it a beer. Puts a straw in it and drinks it. Suddenly it grows a body...
He gives it another beer and it grows legs
A thrid beer and it grows arms...
A little tipsy but happy he can finally walk, the guy goes out of the bar and gets hit by a car...
The moral of the story, its better to stay a head in life
New moral....if you're a man, sometimes you shouldn't want anymore than a little head.
