ok lets play'and lets have fun!!!

[magpie_joffa]

I will start off and where it finishes is up to you,so each one has to add to the story line,THERE IS ONE RULE, YOUR REPLY AT ANY GIVEN TIME CANNOT BE MORE THAN TWO SENTENCES,LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!

........here goes................

I awoke to the phone ringing,'shite' i said to the person'its bloody early'
It was a voice i did not know, but he was yelling at me to meet him at flinders street station straight away'urgent he said......

 

[Aussie_Roo]

I was walking towards the Flinders Street steps and this big spaceship came down and landed on the corner of Swanston & Flinders. I went over to investigate, knocked on the door and guess who opened it..

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

None other than Wayne Jackson. He said im glad you made it, lets get going.

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"Collingwood forever"

 

[35eye]

Without further ado, we boarded the said space craft. The space craft which probably took out a few hundred people when it landed at such a highly populated Melbourne intersection.

 

[Daphne]

We tried to land at Colonial Stadium but the roof was closed so

[This message has been edited by Daphne (edited 13 January 2001).]

 

[FF 2]

We then headed for a North game thinking if there is room anywhere that would be the place.........

 

[Daphne]

We were wrong there was a duck he just hovered all over the ground so we moved on to Sydney we knew that all the fans would be leaving the ground now as news had just arrived that they were being beaten

 

[35eye]

SORRY JOFFA - I TAKR RESPONSIBILITY FOR GETTING THIS OFF TRACK. I SHOULD HAVE ENDED MY POST WITH A LEAD-IN. BACK TO THE SPACESHIP & WHERE IT WAS GOING.....


...we boarded the said space craft, yadda yadda...travelled to a faraway galaxy. Landed, met some alien life forms. I was shocked to discover they were actually cloning.....

 

[Darky]

... South Australians, with the purpose of setting up a leper colony in the heart of Collingwood where they would almost blend in unnoticed

. Wayne Jackson then took me into the midst of the cloning-lab where...

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Other bands play, Manowar KILL !!!!!!!!!

 

[DM]

He explained as he Kangaroos were running the lab he was there to loan them some money as none of the scientists had been paid for weeks. There was this one scientist who....

 

[Brian B]

....had three chins. He told Wayne what a big week in science it had been and then ....

 

[JUBJUB]

...kicked Wayne out of his spaceship and went back to host his night time show "Who wants to be a Space invader ?" .

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"Its like something out of the twighlighty show about the zone".

 

[QT]

After all that stuff, we decided to go to the T**ty bar and see miss nude universe 2001, she was not bad, wayne was their, he sprayed his shorts, and after spiking his drink, i talked him into automatically giving the crows the 1-10 draft picks in the upcoming 2001 afl draft..............

 

[Mags]

And i talked wayne into giving me his job as afl chairman!

 

[QT]

Then me and mags put a $1000 reward for anyone that finds us Richmondfan#1 (you know what i mean baby) LOL...........

 

[Mags]

Isnt She Already On The Spaceship With Us Qt? Lol

 

[QT]

Mags, you bet your ass she is!

 

[Mags]

Mags goes for a walk on the spaceship and he sees Mike Shithead on the spaceship!

Mags gets the shotgun and shots the crap outta of him.....

 

[QT]

Toxic crusader comes with all his gang...... ive got a gun, im about to shoot, but iseesRichmondfan on the corner of my eye, so i puts the gun down, and runs to her, toxic crusader shoots, but i catch the bullet, throw it back, and their goes the evil toxic crusader.......

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[Mags]

This Isnt Going To Turn Into A Sex Story Is It?

Just Wondering

 

[QT]

Nah Mags, its more like, the hero (Me) saves the day (again!)

 

[magpie_joffa]

Hang on .....i know the person driving this spaceship its 'fox mulder'

 

[magpie_joffa]

as i turn around and look into the darkened
space ship i see a 'cigarette glow'i yell out 'who is that'.....

 

[CJ]

....... the cigarette goes out. Darkness for a few moments. Suddenly, something comes flying out of the darkness of the hallway and....

 

[Asgardian]

When suddenly I awoke, had this been a dream, more likely a nightmare, Mags and QT were not really here. I began to wonder though, could all this have been some terrible premonition.............

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Chris