Our captain

[CrowAboutIt]

Sadly u are the adelaide captain
your selection should not be certain
Ur palms appear sweaty
Handball to players that aren't ready
Drop a simple chest mark
This year you haven't displayed any heart


You are vanilla
Please move to Manila

You are vanilla
Please move to Manila

We continue to dream you can can tag
Yet the best players treat u like a f*g
Week after week it is a milning
Coaches watch the game filming
Yet they still dont see your lack of dominance
The team should not be picked by romance
You score an easy goal
Yet can't play your role

You are vanilla
Please move to Manila

You are vanilla
Please move to manila

You should lead by example
Yet your disposals are harmful
Sometimes we wish you would be subbed
But by the old lady's you are loved
Turn the ball over
Doesn't matter you're a rover
Your leadership makes me spew
Elite players there's only a few
Every team has one
Doesn't matter they won

 

[StonesThrow]

Awww did you write this for primary school?

 

[CrowAboutIt]

Awww did you write this for primary school?

Was attempting to be the australian eminem how'd u think i went?

 

[kaysee]

Lose yourself by the looks of it... perhaps let people know what song you're covering. Creative effort though.

 

[Slippery Pete]

John K - where are you?

 

[bomberclifford]

You are vanilla
Please move to Manila