Analysis Poaching thread

[Randy Campbell]

Hard boiled for me with salad for dinner.

Either poached or fried for other meals.

I had a great Chicken Caesar salad for lunch and the egg was perfect.

 

[grumbleguts]

I had a great Chicken Caesar salad for lunch and the egg was perfect.

This thread has ova-achieved.

 

[HairyO]

This thread has ova-achieved.

Im eggstatic it survived the night.

But more seriously, what will be the next Hawthorn idea to be borrowed?

 

[spudmaster]

A strange move from the Tigers - they've already got us covered on game day of late. It's the other sixteen teams they need to work on.

 

[Samthegun]

I like scrambled on toast with lotsa pepper and a cuppa mojo by the side...

 

[JordyLuke]

These egg puns are getting beyond a yolk.

 

[arupist]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

 

[HomerJayS]

That's the problem. Having a song to sing is not an issue, but ******* Horses? It's a pretty lame song.

It's helped us to 3 premierships and 4 GFs in a row. Hardly lame IMO.

 

[grumbleguts]

These egg puns are getting beyond a yoke.

I shell take that under advisement.
But they are making me crack up.
I don mean to eggsaggerate but there are eggsactly a dozen million eggciting egg puns out there to make you eggstatic, as you enjoy an eggstravagant omlette. There is some eggstremely eggsplosive eggsercises if you ova-eat allowing for eggstremely eggsceptional weight loss. Eggstra point if you can find the puns I have poached from other posts. I may post a few more next fryday, I'm too chicken to post any before then.

I'm going to have to hatch a plan to slip some of these into other threads without being noticed. But for now Omletting it slide, which is a a bit whisky.

Why is everyone eggnoring me? I shell eggsit stage left.

 

[Gralin]

I shell take that under advisement.
But they are making me crack up.
I don mean to eggsaggerate but there are eggsactly a dozen million eggciting egg puns out there to make you eggstatic, as you enjoy an eggstravagant omlette. There is some eggstremely eggsplosive eggsercises if you ova-eat allowing for eggstremely eggsceptional weight loss. Eggstra point if you can find the puns I have poached from other posts. I may post a few more next fryday, I'm too chicken to post any before then.

I'm going to have to hatch a plan to slip some of these into other threads without being noticed. But for now Omletting it slide, which is a a bit whisky.

Why is everyone eggnoring me? I shell eggsit stage left.

 

[Hawk Dork]

It's helped us to 3 premierships and 4 GFs in a row. Hardly lame IMO.

Agree Im not a fan of the song but a fan of what it has become.
All traditions start from weird, obscure,unlikely sources.

 

[Wundo]

I'm not sure this talk of bum nuts is eggsactly what the OP had in mind...

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

 

[Pessimistic]

I heard Eddie is trying to change Collingwood's colours to brown and gold...

Theres an old story that Hawthorn changed to stripes in the fifties partly to be like the great Collingwood

In the eighties, Collingwood asked Hawthorn what was their 'secret'. Bemused, the Hawks said 'well, we were copying you?'

 

[grumbleguts]

These egg puns are getting beyond a yoke.

When I replied to this earlier I meant to point out that for it to be an egg pun it should be beyond a yolk. But didn't want to go all grammar nazi on you.

Then I thought what the shell.

 

[Blaze Storm]

When I replied to this earlier I meant to point out that for it to be an egg pun it should be beyond a yolk. But didn't want to go all grammar nazi on you.

Then I thought what the shell.

lay off it you lot

 

[HairyO]

I'm not sure this talk of bum nuts is eggsactly what the OP had in mind...

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Im ova the moon at how this thread is going...

 

[tige19]

Mehhhhh we're an Avalanche that won't be stopped

 

[Thaihawk]

Wish you guys would do a "Humpty Dumpty," and fall off the bloody wall!

 

[Dewnior]

Amazing, I thought for sure if I waited a day and then came back this thread would be over easy, but no

 

[Hawkies]

Soon every AFL coach will have come through our coaching factory !!

Call it HFL

 

[Steven Tyler]

I shell take that under advisement.
But they are making me crack up.
I don mean to eggsaggerate but there are eggsactly a dozen million eggciting egg puns out there to make you eggstatic, as you enjoy an eggstravagant omlette. There is some eggstremely eggsplosive eggsercises if you ova-eat allowing for eggstremely eggsceptional weight loss. Eggstra point if you can find the puns I have poached from other posts. I may post a few more next fryday, I'm too chicken to post any before then.

I'm going to have to hatch a plan to slip some of these into other threads without being noticed. But for now Omletting it slide, which is a a bit whisky.

Why is everyone eggnoring me? I shell eggsit stage left.

Eggcellent post

 

[Blaze Storm]

Amazing, I thought for sure if I waited a day and then came back this thread would be over easy, but no

Look on the sunny side up

 

[killerspud]

Rumour has it 7 clubs are now looking to buy up land in Dingley, and 2 of them are interstate clubs!!

Them house prices in Dingley gonna go up

 

[Dewnior]

Look on the sunny side up

Om, let me think about it.

 

[HairyO]

Om, let me think about it.

I had to read this one twice. Keeping up with the puns is eggshausting.