Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 16

[wannabejack]

They just appointed a 75 year old as their CEO.

I'm giggling.

 

[JimmyBC]

I'm not gonna watch an Olsen presser did he promise a members facility in the move?

 

[Grave Danger]

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes..."

 

[NoddyHolder]

Remember when we copped sh*t for the suggestion that Kevin Foley could be at our club?

best non-appointment our club ever made. We'd be The Mighty Southern Power, playing in all teal jumpsuits in front of 6 thousand happy clappers by now if he'd got the job - worrying that the ongoing stigma of being once associated with Port Adelaide was still holding us back

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I'm not gonna watch an Olsen presser did he promise a members facility in the move?

he promised them all a Motorola as part of their membership pledge

 

[LFC2010]

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what a mob entitled f*** wits that Richmond mob are.

I really hope we beat them Friday night.

 

[Steve Dore]

Will there be a mass suicide at the end of the song

Only if they are attempting to evade the troopers in Grenfell Street and the white stuff in their tucker bags isn't wool.

 

[Smithy7]

They just appointed a 75 year old as their CEO.

I'm giggling.

How the bloody hell can they be so dumb .. well that's the crows for you LOL

 

[PowerBaz]

As much as we bag Olsen, he's a slimy prick and will do something to help them financially, you can bet on it.

Watch him enter in into the prison bars argument.

This is old Adelaide, old SANFL, he's been appointed for a reason no doubt.

 

[Festerz]

John Olsen - forced to resign as Premier because he lied to State Parliament but good enough to become the front man for the Crows.

I bet his barefoot skiing skills tipped the job in his favour. The crows being the downhill skiing experts and all.

 

[snozulu]

Right on cue:

 

[Steve Dore]

Isn't Tim Parham basically a physio only? So he's going to be designing their whole fitness program?

Physio and strength and conditioning coach.

 

[chiwigi]

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I shocked!

 

[Steve Dore]

She trapped me!

Lawyer claims AFL player Jesse Hogan fell into 'trap' due to 'attraction of a young lady' when he breached quarantine

A lawyer acting for Fremantle Dockers forward Jesse Hogan tells a WA court his client breached quarantine because he was unable to resist the "attraction of a young lady" after going without female company for months while in lockdown.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Don Pyke is now an assistant at Sydney

 

[Portmagpies36]

He'll also help the SANFL continue to take as much money as possible from the AFL teams if/when the stadium deal is re-negotiated.

Yep, Cows SANFL it's all one big happy family.

 

[Portmagpies36]

They just appointed a 75 year old as their CEO.

I'm giggling.

Good choice, it's the average age of their supporter base.

 

[manureid]

She trapped me!

Lawyer claims AFL player Jesse Hogan fell into 'trap' due to 'attraction of a young lady' when he breached quarantine

A lawyer acting for Fremantle Dockers forward Jesse Hogan tells a WA court his client breached quarantine because he was unable to resist the "attraction of a young lady" after going without female company for months while in lockdown.

www.abc.net.au

The Good Bloke defence not getting him off like many in the past.

 

[70sDinosaur]

She trapped me!

Lawyer claims AFL player Jesse Hogan fell into 'trap' due to 'attraction of a young lady' when he breached quarantine

A lawyer acting for Fremantle Dockers forward Jesse Hogan tells a WA court his client breached quarantine because he was unable to resist the "attraction of a young lady" after going without female company for months while in lockdown.

www.abc.net.au

This would be a good story if Hogan was playing for a premiership contender instead of Fremantle.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Only in #cringelaide could appointing a guy with a reputation for dodgy deals and being very frugal with the truth as chairman of the board be considered a coup.

Serious question, from someone who hasn't lived in SA for 25 years.

Why isn't John Olsen in prison?

 

[DaTBird187]

Source: https://www.afc.com.au/news/825506/crows-appoint-new-chairman

"...modernise the club..."

 

[OneGreatClub]

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Haha ..an ill wind blows nobody good.

 

[DaTBird187]

Lol let them sing it. There is zero context in a football team singing about a criminal hobo

I don't know about that.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Physio and strength and conditioning coach.
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Lol well their fragile athletes sure need a lot of work

 

[DaTBird187]

They just appointed a 75 year old as their CEO.

I'm giggling.

If it's one thing the Crows are good at, it's knowing their audience.