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[1954]

Sandy Roberts was back to his brilliant best tonight, with probably his best effort since he introduced the 1981 Miss Australia as Leanne ****, instead of Leanne Dick.
During the aints / shockers game he apparently felt `Jethro Tulled ', but wasn't sure if he was `living in the past ' or was `thick as a brick '.

Norman ( `gold, gold, gold ' ) May could be inspired to make a comeback.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sandy Roberts was back to his brilliant best tonight, with probably his best effort since he introduced the 1981 Miss Australia as Leanne ****, instead of Leanne Dick.
During the aints / shockers game he apparently felt `Jethro Tulled ', but wasn't sure if he was `living in the past ' or was `thick as a brick '.

Norman ( `gold, gold, gold ' ) May could be inspired to make a comeback.

I'd love to have a chat with whoever thought it would be a good idea to wheel that old campaigner back out of whatever hole he was hiding in.

 

[Janus]

I ****ing hate GWS. Not in a 'they are going to be good' but in a 'you guys have been given everything, and you're pissing it up the wall like a bunch of flogs'.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Damn, Giants have gone competely missing...

 

[JHF1870]

anyone notice the aami ads on crows games is mother daughter and ours is father son.

 

[philreich]

I ******* hate GWS. Not in a 'they are going to be good' but in a 'you guys have been given everything, and you're pissing it up the wall like a bunch of flogs'.

They'll win a flag just after I start liking the Crows

 

[Dylan8]

anyone notice the aami ads on crows games is mother daughter and ours is father son.

intriguing

 

[I Dont Care]

anyone notice the aami ads on crows games is mother daughter and ours is father son.

I hate them equally passionately

 

[Ford Fairlane]

anyone notice the aami ads on crows games is mother daughter and ours is father son.

No but now you mention it that would explain why I haven't seen the mother one much. And that was the funnier ad.

The father one is creepy because dad as young man looks like he's coming onto to present day dad. And dad as young man looks like Jame Gumb the Silence of the Lambs serial killer Buffalo Bill.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This commentary is heading to Basil and Hame territory.

Shut up Taylor you ****ing moron.

 

[Changaneen]

Whats with the scoreboard at this stadium ? Reminds me of a futuristic cartoon. Mind you i do love our ancient old stalwart at AO.

 

[Changaneen]

This commentary is heading to Basil and Hame territory.

Shut up Taylor you ****ing moron.

Absolutely must not concede.

 

[Alyx]

Just call the damn game!

 

[I Dont Care]

No but now you mention it that would explain why I haven't seen the mother one much. And that was the funnier ad.

The father one is creepy because dad as young man looks like he's coming onto to present day dad. And dad as young man looks like Jame Gumb the Silence of the Lambs serial killer Buffalo Bill.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Just call the damn game!

These blokes are batting each other off and talking shit.

I just want to watch the ****ing footy.

 

[Powerade 08]

GWS are a bunch of K.Cornses when it comes to defending. Nobody leaves their man to go after the guy with the ball.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

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Thanks. Nightmares tonight.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Alyx]

Nobody leaves their man to go after the guy with the ball.

...or they all do, leaving multiple opposition players free.

 

[Dylan8]

No but now you mention it that would explain why I haven't seen the mother one much. And that was the funnier ad.

The father one is creepy because dad as young man looks like he's coming onto to present day dad. And dad as young man looks like Jame Gumb the Silence of the Lambs serial killer Buffalo Bill.

You appear to have thought that ad over profusely for... some reason I can't quite grasp.

 

[I Dont Care]

Thanks. Nightmares tonight.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

You appear to have thought that ad over profusely for... some reason I can't quite grasp.

Not at all. That ad is like a Rohrschach ink blot to me. It was the first thing that popped into my mind. Maybe I'm not a well person.

 

[mic59]

GWS haven't been blown away but there's no way they're going to make up the leeway. The best they can hope for is an honourable loss. If they let Stevie J. off the hook he could beat them on his own.

 

[Alyx]

GWS haven't been blown away

...yet.

 

[I Dont Care]

You appear to have thought that ad over profusely for... some reason I can't quite grasp.

I reckon I have seen both ads a thousand times...you begin to make stories about them in your head after about 500 times

 

[Ford Fairlane]

**** it I'll be watching infomercials all night.