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[Doctor Feel]

Umpire stops the ****ing play the minute north are off.

 

[charcolechaddy]

That trainer should get reported.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

If north can hang close enough I expect Adelaide to start getting gased in the second half as they are running harder

 

[Far Kern]

I can't watch Norfs vs Adelaide (I have a sensitive constitution and whilst Crows supporting husband knows i hate them it does no good for the relationship for me to sit there trash talking them for 2 and half hours .. he is so unfair)
but i'm torn between Norfs being more shit than their hype and the Crows well I really wanted a 0-8 start for them. So for those of you good enough to take one for the team please tell me are Norfs in trouble this season or/and are Crows just as middly piddly as ever?
Thanks

Norf just not defending. It's them losing this one.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Smoth lays down, rolls around, fakes an injury. Ump buys it. Smoth runs off, all cool no injury

 

[SgtSchulz]

****ing lol @ Collingwood

 

[Doctor Feel]

Travis Cloke still no touches.

 

[StrappingTape]

Need to instruct our trainers to run on at inappropriate times to force a ball up

 

[bomberclifford]

Jesus, Swans are pumping Collingwood.

 

[Andy_B]

still cant believe these marshmallows made the prelim last year.

got kissed on the dick getting chokemond and buddyless swans in consecutive weeks

 

[John the Butcher]

Is it the SCG's fault they're losing?

 

[Doctor Feel]

How is north melbournes kicking from centre clearances. Always high hospital balls, atrocious.

 

[AJJPAFC]

Norf are slow as molassis. Cows looking pretty slick in tranisition though.

 

[Traveling_Power]

free kicks 11 for the cows .. 4 for north

 

[Far Kern]

Cl000000ke

 

[Port01]

that waite bloke has potential

 

[I Dont Care]

Only because the Mrs goes for the Eddiewoods. I'm loving it personally, eventually she will crack the shits with it and I can start flicking between the games.

Missus goes for the Woods? Don't think I could handle that lifestyle

 

[Doctor Feel]

Errrghhhhhh this umpiring

 

[Andy_B]

on 5aa .. a few minutes ago .. the commentators said Jacobs is dominating .. with 2 disposals to Goldsteins 1 disposal

well it is double the possessions....technically

 

[xflamedancer]

Swans, Eddiewoods starting to look like a cricket score.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hahahaha that jenkins goal. How ****ing bad were north?

 

[LukeSA]

Looks like the wobbles suck more than than essendope, gee whiz thats going to be a thrilling anzac day clash.

 

[Hammer#8]

Jenkins for the Coleman, get on it.

 

[StrappingTape]

Hahahaha that jenkins goal. How ******* bad were north?

Helps when u can get away with whatever u want

 

[The_Big_FUNK!!!]

Wow, no Holding Free Kick?