Universal Love Pre Season's Greetings

[Heckler]

Now that I'm older and so much bolder for Santa I need some proof
It gives me a fright that I've lost sight of the carefree days of my youth
But I still give a cheer that Christmas is here and will try to do my part
To amuse you all, not go the man but the ball, and post with some flair and art
So may your new year be filled with good cheer and see you in fabulous wealth
bring lots of luck courage and pluck while I drink a toast to your health

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[Teriyakicat]

Cheers, Heckler! And a very Merry Christmas to you, too
Thanks for all of your eloquent posts throughout the year- I've really enjoyed your "artistic flair"!

 

[Heckler]

I'm dreaming of bright season
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the scoreboard ticked over
Gazza was rover
And team always put on as show

I'm dreaming of bright season
With every season that we play
May the games be merry and tight
And all your seasons be bright

 

[Moggy]

The skill and the style in your game, is putting the rest here to shame,
I am struggling here. I'm grinding my gears - so I guess you could the say, I'm the same.

God Jul!

 

[JUBJUB]

 

[Moggy]

Stay classy, JJ

 

[Heckler]

Dashing through the wing
In a one bounce break away
Over the field we go
Handball all the way
Baulk and bob and more
Making decisions right
What fun it is to play and score
A fast paced game tonight.

Bouncing balls, bouncing balls
Bouncing all the way
Oh what fun
it is to play
In a fast attacking way, Hey!

 

[Shai]

 

[The rabbi]

Stay classy, JJ

Asking a bit much from JJ there Moggy.

 

[The rabbi]

Dashing through the wing
In a one bounce break away
Over the field we go
Handball all the way
Baulk and bob and more
Making decisions right
What fun it is to play and score
A fast paced game tonight.

Bouncing balls, bouncing balls
Bouncing all the way
Oh what fun
it is to play
In a fast attacking way, Hey!

One of my older sisters has a real skill with this type of limerick (is that the right word?).
You may get a gig as a writer for the "could have beens" Heckler.