Rumour Rance Retires.

[blackshadow]

I used to enjoy inviting the local Jehovas Witnesses in for a long chat over tea and scones. It took them about 10 visits over three years to work out that my interest in their religion was purely scholarly.

You mean they've didn't twig when they saw the upside down crucifix?

 

[Turnover]

Don’t worry....I have an uncle that works at Kmart. I’m gonna ask him for his counsel on this matter and I’ll get back to you.

Aisle 4 for big cases.

 

[Devastating Boris]

Don’t worry....I have an uncle that works at Kmart. I’m gonna ask him for his counsel on this matter and I’ll get back to you.

You mean his council.

 

[perplexed]

If there have been threats of physical harm being done to them in particular Tenisha, then police have every right to investigate

If there have been threats of physical harm being done to them in particular Tenisha, then police have every right to investigate

The only threats of violence I have seen are on the Richmond board and against Ricky Nixon. He is the real victim here.

 

[DERO]

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

He is only human. it is luxurious in the same way James Hird's was.

I think Trent has Hirdy covered.
Both rippers though.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

My uncle is a barber if anyone fancies a Trent.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

My uncle is a barber if anyone fancies a Trent.

Does he have one of these ready to go?

 

[External Inputs]

Serena Williams is a JW. I don’t think it’s competitive sports that are disallowed, but they’re not supposed to put awards/trophies on show.

That might explain why Serena's runner up trophy was found in a bin after the Hopman Cup final a few years back. Highly unlikely, but it'd be the only positive explanation I've heard.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Not sure I even understand what is going on in this thread. Probably don’t really care. Never read so much rubbish. Let a champ retire with dignity and stop looking to bring everyone who is not a champion of your own club down.

 

[deanc]

I don’t even know who Rance is.

God you're hopeless, Swan Districts champion, premiership player, please keep up...

 

[Art Corvelay]

If only it was just on this site though. They have been named on Facebook Twitter Instagram Reddit etc etc. But hey I guess it's fine to just attack her because nobody really knows who she is.

I didn’t say it was ok.

 

[DERO]

I don’t even know who Rance is.

Do you mean in a biblical sense?

 

[GatesOfHell]

I used to enjoy inviting the local Jehovas Witnesses in for a long chat over tea and scones. It took them about 10 visits over three years to work out that my interest in their religion was purely scholarly.

 

[FrustratedTiger]

I don’t even know who Rance is.

Nor does his uncle

 

[_RT_]

I didn’t say it was ok.

Not directly but it could be read that way given you suggested that because she isn't a well known person so what could she take action for.

 

[Sterge]

Can close the thread now, Dan rioli posted a congrats to rance on instagram.

 

[Chief]

Redirect Notice

 

[Chief]

I think that puts it to bed, don’t you all?

(He says, menacingly.)

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Let the guy retire and come back mid-season in peace.

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

I used to enjoy inviting the local Jehovas Witnesses in for a long chat over tea and scones. It took them about 10 visits over three years to work out that my interest in their religion was purely scholarly.

Had a mate at high school who was a JW. He went door knocking in the hills and as he walked up one drive way he saw a rifle sticking out the window pointing at him. Gave it up after that. Maybe that's how the Tiges can get him back mid season, let him door knock.

 

[sosos]

I used to enjoy inviting the local Jehovas Witnesses in for a long chat over tea and scones. It took them about 10 visits over three years to work out that my interest in their religion was purely scholarly.

Not sure you live in my area but in my opinion, you deserve an award for protecting the rest of us. On behalf of me, thanks.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Not directly but it could be read that way given you suggested that because she isn't a well known person so what could she take action for.

It may look that way, but isn’t the case. Your public persona is an aspect considered when suing for defamation and slander.

 

[_RT_]

 

[Maylandsman]

Our druggie culture ended in 2007. Richmond finished dead last that year. Funny that you pick and choose what narratives from the past you want to engage in

Someone forgot to tell Willie about your fantasies.