Random Random Chat Thread XL

[Burzum]

Sounds weird. Can you post pics?

I don't have a beard currently.

 

[Beerfish]

I don't have a beard currently.

Don't worry I'll photoshop it.

 

[Howard Moon]

I don't have a beard currently.

whats that? you wanna see my blonde moustache?

 

[Burzum]

I can't grow a good moustache either.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Here's what I'm dealing with.

 

[Howard Moon]

thats a fair shag right there, past the itch too...but im tippin the GF dosent rush to kiss you hello!

 

[VelvetSledge]

thats a fair shag right there, past the itch too...but im tippin the GF dosent rush to kiss you hello!

She loves it!

Got myself a keeper, even though she's a Pies fan.

 

[Doss]

What is with Pies-supporting lasses and loving beards?

Mine is always on me to grow a beard. I dunno, just don't reckon a full beard is my style though.

 

[Howard Moon]

to be fair, now the hipsters are on board, the beard dosent have to suit you, the worse it looks the cooler you are

 

[Howard Moon]

ive made a cool deal with the missus, i either a: have a beard, or b: leave millions of tiny hair whiskers in and around the sink and on the bathroom floor. Its been a tough call but I think she has chosen a.

 

[VelvetSledge]

What is with Pies-supporting lasses and loving beards?

Mine is always on me to grow a beard. I dunno, just don't reckon a full beard is my style though.

Think of the payoff

 

[Burzum]

 

[The Speaker]

Had an elderly man come up to me last week and tell me that he liked my beard, and that it suited me.

He then went to have a smoke.

Here's what I'm dealing with.
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mine's bigger than yours

 

[Beerfish]

Niiiice Hirdismyhero .

 

[VelvetSledge]

mine's bigger than yours

If I had a nickel for every time a man on the internet told me that...

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Haven't been below a clippered-one in about five years, and probably clean-shaven in nearer to ten.

I gave the wings a quick scissor a couple of days ago because I was starting to look a bit homeless after not having touched it in two months. Found a few white ones too which bodes well for my plan of going full-Hemingway.

 

[Doss]

The Speaker, I find it impossible to picture you as looking anything other than like John McEwen.

 

[The Speaker]

The Speaker, I find it impossible to picture you as looking anything other than like John McEwen.

 

[Andronicus]

She loves it!

Got myself a keeper, even though she's a Pies fan.

What is with Pies-supporting lasses and loving beards?

Mine is always on me to grow a beard. I dunno, just don't reckon a full beard is my style though.

Both of you are with pies fans?

This sort of treachery would never have happened under the watch of Kong or Sosa

Time to hand in the badges.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Both of you are with pies fans?

This sort of treachery would never have happened under the watch of Kong or Sosa

Time to hand in the badges.

It's actually the same girl, Doss and Hirdismyhero just don't know it yet

 

[VelvetSledge]

It's actually the same girl, Doss and Hirdismyhero just don't know it yet

We share many things in modland

 

[Doss]

We share many things in modland

...oh, lord.

 

[VelvetSledge]

...oh, lord.

The buttplug business adventure was YOUR idea

 

[Doss]

The buttplug business adventure was YOUR idea

Ben the Gooner was the real brains behind it. I just have the short and sharp name.

 

[Doss]

You share him too?

You know how it goes behind the scenes, Whomb. Nothing is sacrosanct back there.