Arts & Humanities Rank the occupations

[bunsen burner]

I couldn't find the "*u**-head" prefix so I had to settle for Arts and humanities. Ranks what you see as the occupations with the biggest amount of **** heads in it:

1. Bouncers
2. Recruitment agencies
3. Cops
4. Sales

 

[crazyman27]

I'm a cop that used to work in sales and do nightclub security work at night.

Oh, and I also own a recruitment agency.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

traffic/parking infringement officers. these can literally suck each other off and drop dead.

 

[bunsen burner]

I'm a cop that used to work in sales and do nightclub security work at night.

Oh, and I also own a recruitment agency.

What's wid the stormtrooper g-banger bro?

 

[crazyman27]

What's wid the stormtrooper g-banger bro?

I thought that's what all the kids are wearing these days?

 

[SugarShane]

In terms of percentage of arseholes per group.

1. Bouncers.
Seems to be a prerequisite. Though it probably comes with the job (aka drunk fwits). Have met plenty of decent rent-a-cops though (Weslo security types).
2. Recruitment.
Used to work for one. It was the biggest joke around. Senior field officer would not even look at a resume of a "foreigner". Would also make his mind up within 5 seconds of meeting someone whether they were no good or not. If you didn't make a good impression, your file was never getting another look. Technically a not for profit organization yet the boss and him (married) got pay rises every year, and the company paid for everything car related (petrol, tyres, etc, even when they were on annual leave).
Also was registered with a different one when i was looking for work. Was out of a job for 9 months and they found me exactly zero job leads. Applied for heaps myself, and went to a few interviews before finally getting a job on my own. 3 months later they ring, "Are you still looking for work?" "No, I actually found my own work." Worst part is they then get a payment out of that, because i was registered, and then found employment, even though they did f all.
3. Cops
Most cops I've dealt with have been ok. The last one to give me a fine was a complete twat though, real unprofessional, like trying to crack jokes and be my friend. Leads off by saying "Normally for that speed you'd get off with a caution but the boss is harsh on speeding this week." Probably would've been one of them loner kids who had no friends despite trying so hard. Most others have been ok, even when giving me fines.
4. Sales
Don't really meet many w***ers in sales, i tend to be a pretty decent human being when dealing with them though. If you act like a prick to them then it's to be expected.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Thread has good potential "thumbs up emoticon" Top 5 for me -

- Bouncers
- Recruitment Agencies
- Medical Receptionists
- Young male real estate workers (sales)
- Housing Officers

 

[chargers 09]

Only ever dealt with bouncers and cops, bouncer come out on top for this question.

 

[checkraiseulite]

(1) sales (2 most hated are charity/fitness sales staff approaching people cold on the street)
(2) financial planners (though this is basically a subset of category 1)
(3) anyone in an advisory capacity at a HS or a university
(4) security guards, especially the rent-a-cop types at universities, train stations etc
(5) taxi-drivers
(6) some waiters/bartenders/maitre'ds
(7) ticket inspectors (this includes people selling tickets at the footy)
(8) HR

 

[Yabba]

(1) Retail sales - particularly those who work in 'trendy stores'. They are pretty much always a bunch of arrogant dead shits. They really piss me off.
(2) Rent-a-cop's - MCG, etc. Kents the lot of them.
(3) Bouncer's - Some are obviously pricks, but depending on where you are going to they can be ok at times.
(4) Taxi Drivers - there was a time when they would have been number 1, but I don't get bothered by them anymore, maybe I am growing up or maybe they are getting better. Not sure which.

As I am not a scumbag, I tend not to have to deal with the cops too often, so have no issue with them.
I recently used a recruitment consultant to change jobs and he had me 2 job offers within a week, can't complain about that.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

My top 6 , just from my own experiences

Sparkies/fitters/carpenters/builders - a major generalisation but Ive found them to be the most arrogant f***heads alive, demanding way more money than their skills and qualifications actually warrant, and quick to whinge when they dont get their way. Will do anything not to work hard and get paid for it. Too hot - stop work. Donga not clean - stop work. Half the time they dont even do a job properly. If youve ever got a house built you'd know.

Pretentious artists - their actual contribution to society is negligable except for keeping the coffee and beanie trade going. They do nothing worthwhile, yet the swan around thinking everyone owes them the world, and if you dont fit their mould of 'coolness' they look down on you. F***heads.

Taxi drivers - they are so dodgy!!! Deliberately take you the wrong way when a GPS is sitting there to use. Then wack on extra 'surcharges' when your too drunk to notice. Scum.

Clothing shop assistants - Again, arrogant bitches/f***heads. You work in a clothing shop FFS!

Bouncers - Enough said. Dead end job pretend cops getting high on a false sense of power. F***ing losers.

Personal Trainers - NOT a real job. Get over yourselves. What they do anyone can do. Think they are gods gift.

I find that medical receptionists can be all or nothing. Either they are complete cows or they are lovely and really nice.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I work in sales and i'm a certified w***er.

 

[woopedazz]

Australian Cops don't deserve to be on that list. The majority (in SA anyway) are great and generally only get pissed off when someone is being obtuse. The amount of times they've let me off for simple things is close to double digits.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

Australian Cops don't deserve to be on that list. The majority (in SA anyway) are great and generally only get pissed off when someone is being obtuse. The amount of times they've let me off for simple things is close to double digits.

Being a cop isnt an easy job when the majority of the population they have to deal with are compelte f***stains. Sad thing is there are broom pushing tools on construction and mine sites that get paid double what they get. And the training just to be a cop is arduous. If I see an angry cop then Im sure theres a reason behind it.

 

[bunsen burner]

There's a Police brutality thread around somewhere. You guys should read it. The average Joe citizen shouldn't have to put up with their crap just because they can't cope with their job (dealing with ****stains). What did they think they would be doing?

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

There's a Police brutality thread around somewhere. You guys should read it. The average Joe citizen shouldn't have to put up with their crap just because they can't cope with their job (dealing with ****stains). What did they think they would be doing?

Well the average joe thinks f***stains who the police have to deal with should be beaten up, so I'm all for it.

Take the Kevin Spratt incident in WA when he was tazered in the East Perth lock up. This piece of s*** has been arrested and charged numerous times over the years for abusing police officers and the public, and commiting crimes and wasting valuable police resources. He even threatened to iginite an entire petrol station and blow everyone up there. The media doesnt focus on this, but weve all heard about him being tazered for trying to beat the crap out of the cops. That waste of space deserved everything he got, and it reached breaking point. And lets be honest, not many people would of had any sympathy for him.