Rats can get ****ed

[MC_Bomba]

reading on from the spider thread, realising my hate.. rats.

I cant stand them. I honestly think I have fear of rats. The main place I see the rats go at my house is usually going to the fridge. They go bloody fast and I dont know how they fit under it. I usually avoid the fridge for about a week after that. I've only seen one in the past year, but when I do I'm shitting myself. Rats are so ****ing stupid and can get ****ed, why do they have to exist?

I usually hear them under the floorboards when I'm sleeping, I think theres a few of them in my house.

Just googled rats on google and I'm shivering. One picture had like 30 rats licking milk out of a giant milk bowl with a baby near by.

 

[de_LICA_ish18]

clean your house

 

[Shell]

Or get a cat.

 

[likka]

Move out of the slums and into a real house.

 

[TassieSaint]

clean your house

Seriously. I've lived in a couple of relatively cheap houses but never, ever seen a rat. In fact I've never even heard of a rat infestation happening to an acquaintance.

One can only assume that you live in some sort of filthy, trash littered crack house.

 

[DonMania#5]

Get off the streets..

 

[Checkers]

Maybe he lives like inner city area? Only place I have seen a rat other than in a cage has been in the city.


We had a mouse in our house once, scared the shit out of me. Put some mouse traps and that green shit that kills them out and have never seen another thank god because they are horrible.

 

[MC_Bomba]

Seriously. I've lived in a couple of relatively cheap houses but never, ever seen a rat. In fact I've never even heard of a rat infestation happening to an acquaintance.

One can only assume that you live in some sort of filthy, trash littered crack house.

um no I dont. I live in an inner city suburb, nice house too. Its actually a 110 year old Queenslander.

We've inherited them from the previous owners of the house, they were there when we first moved in. And having four brothers who left food out all the time didn't help get rid of them.

It pisses me off.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Get a cat.

My siamese takes care of the filthy little bastards like Stallone blasting people to bits in Rambo.

 

[Thrawn]

Rats are awesome.

Yes, they can squeeze through small holes pretty easily thanks to their very flexible spines. Two things that will lure them is usually warmth and food... deny them this and they will go elsewhere. You may need to seal any holes they are coming from.

As for the pic you mentioned, that is the Karni Mata Temple in Deshnok. Seeing an albino one apparently gives you good luck. If you happen to step on one there, you will have to donate a golden rat statue.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Are you folk talking about rats or mice? Cause rats are usually fairly big and would find it harder to get into a house than mice would. I've only ever personally seen mice in houses, although I do live in WA so maybe there isn't feral rats in this part of Australia hence why I've only seen mice.

Anyway time for my story contribution A couple of years ago when I was living in a share house owned by a real stingy **** of a landlord we had mice.

The place had always had cockroaches running in/near the kitchen at night, because a) the landlord was a cheap **** who clearly hadn't updated/repaired anything over the last 25 years unless it was literally vital and when he had done so had simply got some cheap fifth hand replacement and b) being a house of mostly young students general house cleaning skills weren't the most 'anti-pest'. I would of moved out once it eventually clicked what a dump the place was but as a poverty stricken Centrelink loser I wasn't in a position to be shifting.

But anyway, back to the mice. Some months later we woke up and each respectively noticed some sort of biting animal had been in the pantry and eaten various foods (some smart cookie had left the door wide open, which was additionally annoying what with the cockroaches around at night). Thus we drew the fairly obvious conclusion that a mouse had gotten in.

At this point we noticed the kitchen wall that 'faces' the outside had a hole of sorts in the bottom (and this was way too ****ing small for rats hence my earlier remarks about the sizes of rodents in the opening paragraph). Over the next couple of days as we waited for the landlord to come patch it up we also noticed the appearance of a weird substance that, whilst none of us were experts on the droppings of rodents, we were pretty sure was mice shit.

Anyway the landlord 'fixed' the hole (who only bothered to cover about half of it, further confirming that he was a ****ing tight ass ). Perhaps not surprisingly this didn't seem to help much (we still kept seeing the suspected mouse shit in various places) so the Chinese girl who was uber scared/paranoid about the situation ("Is it common for houses in Australia to have rats?") got some mouse traps. She killed a couple I think that way.

Anyway I moved out a couple of weeks later (no longer being a poor Centrelink loser... well less of a poor Centrelink loser anyway ) so I don't know if it ever got resolved.

 

[Thrawn]

Are you folk talking about rats or mice? Cause rats are usually fairly big and would find it harder to get into a house than mice would.

Well, rats is the topic of discussion. Their skeletal structure is such that they can fit through holes that you wouldn't think they would.

Heh, once we had a family of mice visiting our pantry. They seemed to have a taste for pasta as they only ate that and not anything else, they even used an empty cardboard box as a home base. Sadly, they were becoming a problem so I had to break out a few snap traps. Fixed the problem and sealed up the hole, so no more could get in. The last mouse we had was a wee little baby one, he would come and go but he had an interesting relationship with my dog, a black labrador. My dog would be giving him bits of his food straight to the mouse, who'd happily munch on it. No aggressive or fearful behaviour from either animal, which was pretty amazing. The mouse then one day zapped himself under the fridge, my dog took a whiff there and he whimpered a bit. It was the only way I knew a dead animal was under there, or at least until the smell would be strong enough to alert me, anyway.

If that Chinese girl was scared of one little house mouse, you should show her a video of some of our great mouse plagues.

 

[Juddy88]

Cook them up.

Have yourself a rat souvlaki.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Call this bloke!

or get one of these

or maybe call

 

[raskolnikov]

There are two kinds of rats. Domesticated rats make awesome pets. Feral rats are, well, feral.

 

[Thrawn]

There are two kinds of rats. Domesticated rats make awesome pets. Feral rats are, well, feral.

There is a 3rd kind, native species such as the Rattus fuscipes. There is also a 4th kind (eg. Stephen Milne).

 

[Watto]

Milney in his true form.

Pet rats are ok but theres always the chance they shit on you.

 

[Thrawn]

Haha, awesome pic.

Yeah, they will poo on you if you hold them for too long. You can litter train them though, which makes cleaning their cage so much easier.

 

[lions_den]

Harden up. Same goes with cockroach haters. Spiders and snakes are different however.

 

[gostk86]

i hope you got some nice panties for xmas bomba

 

[aaronm46]

i disected a rat in human bio this year, smelt ****en horrible like off cheese mixed with shit

 

[Thrawn]

i disected a rat in human bio this year, smelt ****en horrible like off cheese mixed with shit

Then don't pierce the stomach and colon.

I dissected a fish in year 10 biology. We had to cut its stomach open to see the contents. Found half a fish, tail end.

 

[Groove]

Get a cat and a fox terrier - work in tandem beautifully - the cat catches it - the terrier kills it.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Clean up after yourself so that you don't have rats and mice and the like in your place.

 

[Thrawn]

Get a cat and a fox terrier - work in tandem beautifully - the cat catches it - the terrier kills it.

Or, it could work out like this:

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