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RDT 44?? In memory of Huntttaa and Fletchaaaa and Barry and Wirraaaaaaaaa

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Keyser's daughter.

Time to start assignments. I am going to be absolutely r*ped this week, no way I can catch up with all the shit that's happened. Spangher's awesomeness has just distracted me for the past two weeks.
 
Re: RDT 44?? In memory of Huntttaa and Fletchaaaa and Barry

This happened at work on Thursday Night to a workmate of mine. A relatively attractive female customer walks up to the counter to purchase an item,

J (staff member): "So, how are you tonight?"
Customer: "So far so good, I haven't been to hospital yet."
J: ""Oh, why's that?"
C: "After I buy this three-pack of Cougar XS and go home my boyfriend's probably going to bash me up."
J [confused]: "Well, uhh, that's no good."
C: "And if I don't bring home this three-pack, he's going to smash me anyway."
J: "Okkaay. Umm, why is this going on? Why are you still there, surely you can leave or something?"
C: "Nah, it's getting better, he's going away soon. In November he's going to jail for Armed Robbery."



:D :eek:
 
Re: RDT 44?? In memory of Huntttaa and Fletchaaaa and Barry

This happened at work on Thursday Night to a workmate of mine. A relatively attractive female customer walks up to the counter to purchase an item,

J (staff member): "So, how are you tonight?"
Customer: "So far so good, I haven't been to hospital yet."
J: ""Oh, why's that?"
C: "After I buy this three-pack of Cougar XS and go home my boyfriend's probably going to bash me up."
J [confused]: "Well, uhh, that's no good."
C: "And if I don't bring home this three-pack, he's going to smash me anyway."
J: "Okkaay. Umm, why is this going on? Why are you still there, surely you can leave or something?"
C: "Nah, it's getting better, he's going away soon. In November he's going to jail for Armed Robbery."


:D :eek:

Lol.

Some of the hottest women I've ever seen, I've seen visiting murderers.
 

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Been playing for about 2 and a half hours. Current chipstack is 62,050. Average stack is 24,500ish. Chip leader is on 145,000ish. We have 3634 players remaining from the 8993 starters. The top 1350 will get paid a minimum of $US305.00, whic translates into about a gajillion Aus dollars...

ONE TIME PLEASE...
 
Re: RDT 44?? In memory of Huntttaa and Fletchaaaa and Barry

Out, and its all your fault...

What happened was that the player directly on my left, is one of the best players on pokerstars and kept shoving over the top of my raises from the button and cutoff (one away from the button).

Eventually someone got lucky and rivered a flush against me then I lost a lot of money with 77 calling a shove against someone who sadly had TT.

Ended up going all in with AQ and got beat by JJ...

Poker sucks...
 
Re: RDT 44?? In memory of Huntttaa and Fletchaaaa and Barry

Alias' are fun
 

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Re: RDT 44?? In memory of Huntttaa and Fletchaaaa and Barry

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Mischief the 'talking' cat is unimpressed

Chatty cat bites back
ANNIE SANSON
August 31st, 2009



THE man who claims his cat can talk - and swear - has said his moody moggy would have a few choice words to say to the experts casting doubt on his owner's story.


Robert "RJ" Duncan, of Palmerston, said neither he nor Mischief cared that an "expert", quoted on website Ninemsn, had pooh-poohed the idea the cat could chat.


"He would ask them what they were f***ing experts in and how they could be so sure," Mr Duncan told the Northern Territory News yesterday.


The NT News story about the feline who has a vocabulary of seven words - including the words "prick" and "f**k" - went nationwide over the weekend.


While readers loved the idea of a "sh**ty kitty", Gisela Kaplan, animal behaviour expert from the University of New England, said she doubted Mischief was able to speak English.


"Cats don't engage the lips and tongue in the way a human does," she said.


"Birds mimic consonants very well, (but) there's no evidence that a cat's got that ability."


Mr Duncan - who is hoping to catch the cat on video to shame cynics - said all the experts had to do was visit them in Gray.


"If they would talk to Mischief, they would know better," he said.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/08/31/80331_ntnews.html
 

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