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Especially when the claret flows from "down there"...apparently...

At least you kinda see it coming when it's that time. The rest of the time it's just surprise attacks, only the SAS could be ready for it 24/7.
 
How annoying. Swan obviously didnt play over the weekend, so I thought I made Juddy my captain.
I had two vices.
Still. I won by 5 points. 1905-1900.

Funnily, one guy in the league's team is only Collingwood, so he scored 0 over the weekend. Literally. Not even joking.

 
"Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says she can't go to hospital because she's quote, tripping balls."

That's no prostitute of mine.

Especially when the claret flows from "down there"...apparently...

My current lady doesn't get angry if I blame it on that if she's going a bit psycho.

What is that? It's almost a cue for a knee to the balls in every other girlfriend.
 
And then you have to play that whole, "yes I'll validate your bullshit feelings even though you're clearly hallucinating" kind of game.

So this is good. I tell her she's being stupid and she agrees. How odd.
 
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