Regrettable Things You've Said.

[RedmanWasHere]

We all say things that haunt us years after they've happened.

Mine is this.

When I was in grade 6, I innocently asked a preppie who had hearing aids "were you born deaf?"

One of my mates couldn't believe what I said.

 

[exe ex machina]

"Your ass does look big"

 

[Illinois Nazi]

When I was in grade 6, I innocently asked a preppie who had hearing aids "were you born deaf?"

One of my mates couldn't believe what I said.

Why would this be a big deal?

 

[Plugger35]

That Ross Lyon wouldn't walk out on St Kilda like Luke Ball did.

 

[kanye_best]

Called an AFL player a ****ter

 

[Freofalcon]

Called an AFL player a ****ter

Oh hai BT.

Nice to see you using your spare time wisely.

 

[kanye_best]

Oh hai BT.

Nice to see you using your spare time wisely.

boy oh boy, darce

woweeeeeeeee

 

[Quivorir]

Teased someone about their dead mum. Technically wasn't me, but I laughed and went along with it. Like 8 years ago now. Still friends on Facebook and have been wanting to write her an apology message. Feel so bad for it.

 

[Piss Poor]

Teased someone about their dead mum. Technically wasn't me, but I laughed and went along with it. Like 8 years ago now. Still friends on Facebook and have been wanting to write her an apology message. Feel so bad for it.

You son of a bitch.

 

[Quivorir]

You son of a bitch.

I know. I really do.

 

[Freofalcon]

Sure honey, I'll go see Kylie Minogue with you.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Everything in my phone sent before 8am and after 10.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I think it's pretty true that the biggest regrets will be the things you didn't say.

 

[Full Wingspan]

I think it's pretty true that the biggest regrets will be the things you didn't say.

Deep.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Nah I'll hang on, only another 40 minutes tip home.

 

[Handsuper47]

I would tell you, but I would regret it.

 

[MaddAdam]

I got a formal warning at my old job (made an intern cry and they lodged a complaint) after saying it was a shame the Taliban never finished the job on the annoying little Malala chick.

Seriously, like 5 days in a row of stories on it. Bullshit.

 

[MaddAdam]

That said, I don't regret. I do wish they'd finished the job.

 

[GPW1]

i do

 

[the_interloper]

A mum joke to a bloke who's mum was killed in a car accident no more than 6 months earlier.

 

[brahj]

Playing pub trivia a few years ago with friends and random crew. Someone starts telling a story about how they got screwed over and at the end I respond with "That's gay as." Dude sitting next to me is gay... I still feel really shit about that.


/boyohboy

 

[Scotland]

'Yeah, sure. I'll watch the final of The Block'

 

[Gough]

What does this button do?

 

[MarcusP2]

Reading something at uni.

'Can you tell me where the travel agency is?'

Me, not looking up, vaguely pointing- 'Yeah, just head through that door over there, it's just left next to the vending machine. Big sign, you can't miss it'.

Guy- 'Sorry, what door? Can you be a bit more specific'

I point 'Just that one over there straight ahead, it's right where I'm pointing!'






Look over at the guy, he's blind...

 

[Gough]

Reading something at uni.

'Can you tell me where the travel agency is?'

Me, not looking up, vaguely pointing- 'Yeah, just head through that door over there, it's just left next to the vending machine. Big sign, you can't miss it'.

Guy- 'Sorry, what door? Can you be a bit more specific'

I point 'Just that one over there straight ahead, it's right where I'm pointing!'






Look over at the guy, he's blind...

You're so going to hell for that.