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Told a fat chick she had a big beer gut when I was drunk. She was a nice person so it was not a good thing to say and luckily all was forgotten and forgiven without apology.


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I'll put $150 dollars on Freo to beat St Kilda at the +57.5 pts thanks mate.:straining:
 

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Teased someone about their dead mum. Technically wasn't me, but I laughed and went along with it. Like 8 years ago now. Still friends on Facebook and have been wanting to write her an apology message. Feel so bad for it.

how is that possible quivoirir?
 
The worst thing I've ever heard at school was from a dude in the same year level as me... Please note: NOT ME.

To set the scene, a female teacher had just returned from Maternity Leave. Unfortunately, there were complications during the pregnancy and the child passed away during the birth. On her first day back teaching, this kid thought it'd be hilarious if he answered a question in class and called the Teacher "Miss Carriage"...

...It wasn't hilarious.

I'm quite shocked that this post got likes.

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Don't know. I really don't. Hence why it's in this thread. It's like the only thing in my life I regret doing.
 
Kid a few doors up did the whole "school chocolate drive" thing many many years ago, which we bought a heap for to support his one-room school that needed every $$ it could get.

After a few weeks I asked what was happening, he didn't know. i tried to bite my tongue but this went on every fourth or fifth time I saw him.

After a couple of months he was annoying our kids one day so I cracked it and demanded where the money or chocs were and pretty much accused him of pocketing the whole thing.

He was pretty upset for a young teenager and his Dad showed up the next day apologising for the muck up with the original envelope he'd stuffed in a drawer months ago and forgot about.

They moved the next week - planned so not my fault :-/ so I didn't get a chance to talk to the kid.

Saw him last year for the first time since, hanging out with his mates. Gone from about a foot shorter than me to a foot taller. I bit the bullet and apologised to him in front of his mates, saying how shit I'd always felt about going off at him and what I'd accused him of. He was so rapt he nearly bloody cried in front of his mates, shaking my hand and thanking me profusely, as it had always nagged him that someone thought that of him.

Always glad I finally had that chance AND took it to say something.
 
Told a mate via text I'd known for many years that "he and his family can go get ****ed". Was one of those things you type when you are extra pissed off at someone then cool down and think straight. Regretted it the split second I sent it and ever since. Hasn't spoken to me since and I don't blame him at all.

Worst thing was his family were always nice to me too.
 
I caught the bus to high school with a lad who was a year older then me and we were talking about teachers and he said Mr. So and So hates the word yahtzee, and being the young smart arse I was I lodged this in my memory banks for future reference. Some weeks later this guy is in charge of one of my classes and as the bell went I yelled "yahtzee". He stopped, froze, pointed at me and said "You wait". Everyone leaves the room and I'm left alone there with this guy whose eyes are bulging. "What did you say that for?" he asks me. I splutter some excuse, and he just exploded, grabbed me by the front of my shirt (I was 14) and said, "bullshit, you've been talking to so and so, and if you ever say that in my earshot again I'll kick the shit out of you". To this day I don't know why he hated that word.
Maybe he misheard it, and really it's Nazi :D
 

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God get a sense of humour will you?

I'm not having a go at him or even judging him, as i understand what this thread is about. I was genuinely interested in why he did it or some context because he doesn't strike me as someone who is narcassistic or lacking in empathy.

You guys need to lighten up and stop being so paranoid that i'm trying to ruin your fun.
 
I'm not having a go at him or even judging him, as i understand what this thread is about. I was genuinely interested in why he did it.

You guys need to lighten up and stop being so paranoid that i'm trying to ruin your fun.

The way you worded it (how could you) would indicate that it was more of a rhetorical question in my opinion, now I think you're trying to change the meaning of what you wrote.

And just to add to the thread one of my mates used the expression "how's your father" to me a few months after my Dad died. He apologized profusely, I called him a ****ing arseh*le for about half an hour, then told him I was joking and thought it was a pretty funny slip up!
 
I'm not having a go at him or even judging him, as i understand what this thread is about. I was genuinely interested in why he did it or some context because he doesn't strike me as someone who is narcassistic or lacking in empathy.

You guys need to lighten up and stop being so paranoid that i'm trying to ruin your fun.
I was young, she was my first root, was a shit break up. I didn't actually say anything, just laughed really.
 
As a young dude you do laugh at stuff that you realize later in life is not funny at all.

In year 8 a kid sitting next to me on the gym floor stuck his leg out and tripped over a girl who was running past. She fell on her face, got up really embarrassed and cried and ran off. All the boys laughed for some reason (me included).

If I saw someone do that in adult life, I'd think "what a campaigner" and have words etc. As a year 8 though, I was clearly a different person...
 

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I remember two situations where I said something and then immediately wanted to crawl into a hole and hide

1 - Was at a mate from uni's house one night sometime in 2005 with a group of mates and a few people I didnt know. We were all sitting around talking shit, telling bad jokes etc when I decided to tell a not too classy black humor joke about the boxing day tsunami (something along the lines of the 2004 Thailand Rip Curl Pro being won by by a local kid clinging onto a cupboard door). After I said it everyone went silent. It turns out one of the guys who I didnt know lost his brother in the tsunami..... Many apologies were made but things were obviously weird after that

2 - I went to a mate's university end of year ball and as I only knew 3 or so people we were put on a table of 10 with a number of randoms. It turns out there was a group guys and girls on the table from Sudan who were a great bunch of people and everyone had a great time. When the ball finished everyone was pretty well sauced but still wanted to kick on so we hopped in a cab and headed to a night club.

When we got out of the cab one of the Sudanese guys headed to the nightclub door and in drunken eltoado's eyes it looked like he had a bit of a strut going in. Drunken eltoado then decides to say 'look at old mate here walking into the club with his pimp strut!'. Everyone stopped and turned around glaring at me, the Sudanese guy then goes 'Its not a pimp strut, I got polio back when I was a kid in Sudan and I have a deformaty which affects my walk.'

Luckily he was a cool dude about it and let it go. My other mates who were there couldnt believe that I hadnt noticed it at all during the night, apparently it was pretty obvious.
 
Don't know. I really don't. Hence why it's in this thread. It's like the only thing in my life I regret doing.

Sure this wasn't just my first thought:
 
fine honey I'll go to Justin Bieber with our daughter

haha

I was working at the Taylor Swift concert earlier this year - (ugh)

The entire place was filled with 13-16 year old girls with their old man trudging behind them with looks on their faces that your quote seems to epitomise
 

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