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Media Reverse Fred (The Derf)

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by Loonerty, Jul 29, 2018.

  1. Loonerty

    Loonerty Moderator

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    Greetings all and sundry.

    The full forwards of this competition have their own medal. Let's face it, it's never won by anyone other than a full forward.
    Why don't the full backs?

    Considering I'm playing full back this season, I deserve to be rewarded.

    I present the Reverse Fred award, which will count the number of goals a full back's direct opponent kicks each week. At the end of the season, the player who has conceded the most goals will win the Reverse Fred!

    Here is the ladder after round 1:
    Reverse Fred
    Player (Team) - Score Conceded
    1. haydo (West Coast Wonders) - 8.0
    2. Determinant (Dragons FFC) - 6.4
    3. I Dont Care (Sin City Swamprats) - 5.2
    4. Shermy (Baghdad Bombers) - 4.1
    5. Loonerty (East Side Hawks) - 3.1
    = NaturalDisaster (Fighting Furies FFC) - 3.1
    7. Van_Dyke (Mount Buller Demons) - 2.3
    8. jd2010 (Gumbies FFC) - 2.2
    = JoshWoodenSpoon (Las Vegas Bears) - 2.2
    10. fitzroybowiedog (Roys FFC) - 1.3
    11. Wooshette (Coney Island Warriors) - 1.0
    12. Smartys Power (Gold City Royals) - 0.1
    Bags Against
    This week, haydo got absolutely tonked by debutant kdavva74, conceding a big 8 goals. Determinant was easily bested by BigJoeD_, while Sterge got a hold of I Dont Care.

    Bags Conceded
    1. haydo (WON), Determinant (DRA), I Dont Care (SCS) - 1
    Goalless Weeks
    Just the one fullback managed to keep his opponent goalless this week, with Smartys Power doing a number on BEEG.

    Stingy Bastard
    1. Smartys Power - 1
    Loonalysis "Best At Defending" (BAD) Metric
    This metric is:
    (number of goals*6 + number of behinds) / (games played at full back)^2
    The lower the score, the better.

    BAD Metric Ladder
    1. Smartys Power (GCR) - 1
    2. Wooshette (CIW) - 6
    3. fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - 9
    4. jd2010 (GUM), JoshWoodenSpoon (LVB) - 14
    6. Van_Dyke (DEM) - 15
    7. Loonerty (ESH), NaturalDisaster (FUR) - 19
    9. Shermy (BOM) - 25
    10. I Dont Care (SCS) - 32
    11. Determinant (DRA) - 40
    12. haydo (WON) - 48
    Tune in each Sunday night for numbers!
     

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  2. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    I don't know about 'bags conceded' but I do look forward to emptying my bags
     
  3. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Bit harsh on I Dont Care, was benched for good after 17 minutes
     
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  4. The Jesus

    The Jesus Lord Have Mercy

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    This should be called the "Derf" shouldn't it?
     
  5. Loonerty

    Loonerty Moderator

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    Unfortunately for him it is way more effort than I'm willing to use to go through and track interchanges so he'll have to live with it.
     
  6. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    Aww...let him have his moment :) He's rubbing his hands with glee as we speak
     
  7. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    See? :)
     
  8. RodneyDangerfield

    RodneyDangerfield Premium Gold

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    Did you steal the Golden Qist???


    Thank ****!
     
  9. Loonerty

    Loonerty Moderator

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    Yes, I saw you had been benched and created an entire award because your starting opponent kicked a bag.

    Pretty vain to think this thread is about you.
     
  10. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    Haha! Thanks :) appreciate it mate
     
  11. haydo

    haydo One Day-ish

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    Take a look back to round 1 season 25 as I lead in the Fred Medal. Fast forward to round 1 season 26 as I lead in the reverse Fred Medal
     

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  12. Footypie32

    Footypie32 especias secreto

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    Awesome!
     
  13. Loonerty

    Loonerty Moderator

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    I improved on your incredible base, Rodders.

    And made it all about the position I'm playing in.
     
  14. RodneyDangerfield

    RodneyDangerfield Premium Gold

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    Yeah mine was for Full Backs but very lazy compared to this. Good job.
     
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  15. Loonerty

    Loonerty Moderator

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    Compliments from you are why I do it.
     
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  16. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Genuinely gross.
     
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  17. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. The Half Back

    The Half Back The Barney Stinson of the SFA

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    How many weeks you reckon you'll last at FullBack with numbers like that Loons?
     
  19. The Jesus

    The Jesus Lord Have Mercy

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    Uses my idea, fails to give credit

    Classic Loonerty
     
  20. Sterge

    Sterge Moderator

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    Can I have a retrospective Derf for my all sweet FA Full Back season?
     
  21. U2tigers

    U2tigers Norm Smith Medallist

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    Poor mans The 'Edge' thread.
     
  22. NaturalDisaster

    NaturalDisaster Hall of Famer

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    It's starting to sound like you are just saying this shit because it is someone you don't like tbh....

    Considering you and some others trot out "noobz is a pedo" jokes, how is this worse? it isn't.
     
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  23. NaturalDisaster

    NaturalDisaster Hall of Famer

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    anyway good thread Loonerty.

    LOL haydo getting schooled by a newbie.
     
  24. spookism

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    Missed a golden opportunity to cross-over with Sliding Doors there.

    I am disappoint.
     
  25. Doctor Gero

    Doctor Gero TheBrownDog

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    Best part was after that result came in haydo boasted about keeping goalless. Knew then that was getting quoted afterwards :p
     
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