Rich - Poor when it counts

[Demon 86]

You saying that doesn't invalidate the stats FFB1 just posted.

Ok seeing as you Lions flogs are obviously quite simple I'll make this easier for you.

Lucas= shit.

Rivers= Awesome

Rivers>>>>>>>>> Lucas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Midget arms Rich.

Easier now?

 

[Demon 86]

Just saw this, good thread, agree 100%

Rich was terrible against the Bulldogs and was exposed for the pathetic seagull that he is.

I loved his little taps that went straight to the opposition. Probably couldn't extend his midget arms out far enough to angle it properly.

That and the fact he's as big a squib as TJ and shat himself when he saw the bug bulldogs boys coming at him

Good trade

 

[Hollow Knight]

That and the fact he's as big a squib as TJ

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[Dusky]

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Sums up both clubs perfectly

 

[ryzket]

Cale Morton = LOL

 

[Grandmaster_B]

Pathetic finals campaign by Butterball Rich.

Most of his draft class will overtake him by mid 2010.

And guys like Watts, Hartlett and Hill will be true champion of the game, while Butterball carves out a very ordinary career.

 

[WORMS_BROTHER]

Rich will get more Brownlow votes than any Melbourne players.

 

[nigelicious]

Pathetic finals campaign by Butterball Rich.

Most of his draft class will overtake him by mid 2010.

And guys like Watts, Hartlett and Hill will be true champion of the game, while Butterball carves out a very ordinary career.

King Flog is back! Almost missed your jealous blathering*!!



*May not be true.

 

[Andy_Mac]

I was reading today that fat boy managed to punch out a very respectable 10.7 for a beep test, he did manage to improve slightly to an early 12.

I guess a good effort for a man with 3 inch arms.

 

[Grimreepah]

I was reading today that fat boy managed to punch out a very respectable 10.7 for a beep test, he did manage to improve slightly to an early 12.

I guess a good effort for a man with 3 inch arms.

So... plenty of upside

 

[PertRoosOsborne]

and what is ur best on the test andy mcfat****?

 

[Cousin Jed]

Pathetic finals campaign by Butterball Rich.

Most of his draft class will overtake him by mid 2010.

And guys like Watts, Hartlett and Hill will be true champion of the game, while Butterball carves out a very ordinary career.

2 weeks off and this was the best you could come up with as your first post?

Almost as pathetic as the MFC.

 

[nigelicious]

2 weeks off and this was the best you could come up with as your first post?

Almost as pathetic as the MFC.

Made a quick run at two Brisbane posts and went quiet. His jealousy over our first rounder playing 24 senior games this season is showing.

Smells like .... obsession, for flogs.

 

[Grimreepah]

Rich will get more Brownlow votes than any Melbourne players.

Haha, that's probably actually true.

 

[PertRoosOsborne]

grandmaster has gone offline!!

 

[PertRoosOsborne]

grandmaster has gone offline!!

maybe he is flaunting his latest gown on the blue carpet....by all reports from the mfc players he is a dirty skank!

 

[Blueboiiz]

Whats rich's arms got to do with his footballing ability,if where talking about his arms we should talk about cale and jack watts balls because there the biggest pussies i've seen.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Demons posters should be banned from making threads full stop

Oh dear... don't worry Byron and friends- if you like, we'll set up a whole new forum you can have all to yourself where you don't have to see any of our nasty trolls ever again...

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[Wonaeamirri33]

Daniel Rich the AFL's answer to Greg Norman.

Yeah, the Great White Hype mark II

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

That and the fact he's as big a squib as TJ and shat himself when he saw the big Bulldogs boys coming at him

Hell yeah... no wonder they keep on endlessly posting the same mindless crap about our young players to reassure themselves.

I'm sure BrownNose, LD, Nige et al all recite their little mantras over and over to themselves before they go to sleep too

 

[Hollow Knight]

Hell yeah... no wonder they keep on endlessly posting the same mindless crap about our young players to reassure themselves.

I'm sure BrownNose, LD, Nige et al all recite their little mantras over and over to themselves before they go to sleep too

Haha.... Wanna didn't chime in until backup arrived.

Soft.

 

[WattsGoodForYou]

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(in an even more nasal voice)

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(starts whispering and breathing like a crazy man)

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[Wonaeamirri33]

Well that's one of the mantras they use... 'twas thinking more of the desperate pattern of denial they employ so continuously on the Bay.

Bet they watch those doctored clips of theirs every single day- kinda like the audio-visual equivalent of Prozac for the poor little bunnies

Haha.... Wanna didn't chime in until backup arrived.

Ah, there's the cunning wit we've grown to love from the Nose...

Pretty hard to join a thread in "exile" though, but it warms the cockles of my heart to see it back up and running again

 

[Hollow Knight]

Robert Flower has Daniel Rich posters on his wall.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this thread?

Nothing.

Comrades, it has nothing to do with this thread! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a Demons fan posting on a thread about Daniel Rich, and I'm talking about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Fellow Bay members, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're deciding the relative merits of Daniel Rich on this thread... does it make sense? No! My fellow posters, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, Daniel Rich was the right draft pick!