Roadkill and outhouse
By GEOFF ROACH
22may06
AS for the Crows, the most charitable spin that can be woven around their Saturday swoon is that every team has an off day. Even the best. It's part of the modern ethos.
But the truth is that Adelaide had what can most accurately be called an OUT day.
Let us list just some of the areas in which they were so comprehensively outed.
Outsmarted. Outplayed. Out-coached. Out-toughed. Out-manoeuvred. Outflanked. Out-tackled. Outrun. All of which added up to Outhouse, Out to lunch and Out of town.
Theirs was an abysmal, dumb and careless performance, made more culpable by the fact threatening signs of decline were obvious early.
Even more disturbing was the complete lack of intelligent response when the maligned Richmond contingent, led so coolly by seemingly unchallengeable Joel Bowden, adopted Adelaide's own stalling process so effectively.
Terry Wallace will dine out on Saturday's win for a long time and so he should. Assigning young Andrew Raines to Mark Riccuito (who seemed all day to lead way too early, perhaps perturbed by Raines' pace) was a master stroke. So was using Troy Simmonds as a linkman. Most of all though, he contrived to smash the Crows' dominance of clearances and stoppages.
Unhappily, Neil Craig's response was hardly proactive under duress.
Clearly, he kept faith with players and positions he trusted to work things out. And, but for a couple of late defensive disasters, it almost paid dividends.
But it's hard to believe Riccuito's fitness is not up to at least short stints on the ball. That a too-loose Graham Johncock might not have made a difference up front.
Or that someone who can propel the football more than 40 metres might not have been at least worth trying at centre half-forward. Because Ken McGregor looked like he was roosting a watermelon.
The brains trust might also have deduced that the rucking education of Ivan Maric must now proceed apace if the Crows are to count come September.
When Rhett Biglands and Matthew Clarke can manage only six kicks, two handballs and three marks between them, it's time to look to the future.
'Terry Wallace dismantled the Crows game plan, both of them'
By ANDREW JARMAN
22may06
I'VE had two days to digest Adelaide's performance and what I witnessed, as a football purist, was . . . BORING, BORING BORING.
It was undoubtedly the most boring game of Australian Rules footy I've seen in the past 25 years.
It was so bad I even went outside to clean the gutters of my little house. It's happened to all senior coaches, including me, and, I'm telling 'ya, Craigy, the mastermind, was out-foxed.
Terry Wallace dismantled the Crows game plan, both of them.
Now, this is only a suggestion but surely the Crows boys could have been accountable and picked up the closest Richmond jumper and stopped worrying about zoning off and protecting space. Richmond had 295 kicks and 181 marks and most of them were uncontested.
Who the hell was standing Joel Bowden, the bloke who ducked his head in a pre-season game? He had 28 kicks and 20 marks playing virtually as a quarter-back.
Who will put his hand up to say 'he was my opponent and I didn't pay him enough respect'?
The next thing. In the first quarter Adelaide had 19 clangers, the Tigers had 21. In the second quarter the Crows had 22 and Richmond 21, by my count, but Adelaide's clangers included 16 rubbish kicks to Richmond's 14.
That was 26 clanger kicks in a half to 22 so the Tigers were better with the foot skills and I was taught if you can't kick you can't play. Richmond hit the Crows harder than any other team in the competition and the Crows didn't handle it. There were 14 other opposition coaches watching who now know how to dismantle the Crows. I don't want to hear any Crows supporter saying "we've got injuries" - that's just an excuse.
I saw too many Crows miss tackles, fall over at the contest and I didn't see any real aggression around the ball.
That'll be top of the agenda in the coaches' meeting today.
Two very good articles that most people would have to agree with.
Lets hope we as a coaching panel and player group can have a better day next SATURDAY.
By GEOFF ROACH
22may06
AS for the Crows, the most charitable spin that can be woven around their Saturday swoon is that every team has an off day. Even the best. It's part of the modern ethos.
But the truth is that Adelaide had what can most accurately be called an OUT day.
Let us list just some of the areas in which they were so comprehensively outed.
Outsmarted. Outplayed. Out-coached. Out-toughed. Out-manoeuvred. Outflanked. Out-tackled. Outrun. All of which added up to Outhouse, Out to lunch and Out of town.
Theirs was an abysmal, dumb and careless performance, made more culpable by the fact threatening signs of decline were obvious early.
Even more disturbing was the complete lack of intelligent response when the maligned Richmond contingent, led so coolly by seemingly unchallengeable Joel Bowden, adopted Adelaide's own stalling process so effectively.
Terry Wallace will dine out on Saturday's win for a long time and so he should. Assigning young Andrew Raines to Mark Riccuito (who seemed all day to lead way too early, perhaps perturbed by Raines' pace) was a master stroke. So was using Troy Simmonds as a linkman. Most of all though, he contrived to smash the Crows' dominance of clearances and stoppages.
Unhappily, Neil Craig's response was hardly proactive under duress.
Clearly, he kept faith with players and positions he trusted to work things out. And, but for a couple of late defensive disasters, it almost paid dividends.
But it's hard to believe Riccuito's fitness is not up to at least short stints on the ball. That a too-loose Graham Johncock might not have made a difference up front.
Or that someone who can propel the football more than 40 metres might not have been at least worth trying at centre half-forward. Because Ken McGregor looked like he was roosting a watermelon.
The brains trust might also have deduced that the rucking education of Ivan Maric must now proceed apace if the Crows are to count come September.
When Rhett Biglands and Matthew Clarke can manage only six kicks, two handballs and three marks between them, it's time to look to the future.
'Terry Wallace dismantled the Crows game plan, both of them'
By ANDREW JARMAN
22may06
I'VE had two days to digest Adelaide's performance and what I witnessed, as a football purist, was . . . BORING, BORING BORING.
It was undoubtedly the most boring game of Australian Rules footy I've seen in the past 25 years.
It was so bad I even went outside to clean the gutters of my little house. It's happened to all senior coaches, including me, and, I'm telling 'ya, Craigy, the mastermind, was out-foxed.
Terry Wallace dismantled the Crows game plan, both of them.
Now, this is only a suggestion but surely the Crows boys could have been accountable and picked up the closest Richmond jumper and stopped worrying about zoning off and protecting space. Richmond had 295 kicks and 181 marks and most of them were uncontested.
Who the hell was standing Joel Bowden, the bloke who ducked his head in a pre-season game? He had 28 kicks and 20 marks playing virtually as a quarter-back.
Who will put his hand up to say 'he was my opponent and I didn't pay him enough respect'?
The next thing. In the first quarter Adelaide had 19 clangers, the Tigers had 21. In the second quarter the Crows had 22 and Richmond 21, by my count, but Adelaide's clangers included 16 rubbish kicks to Richmond's 14.
That was 26 clanger kicks in a half to 22 so the Tigers were better with the foot skills and I was taught if you can't kick you can't play. Richmond hit the Crows harder than any other team in the competition and the Crows didn't handle it. There were 14 other opposition coaches watching who now know how to dismantle the Crows. I don't want to hear any Crows supporter saying "we've got injuries" - that's just an excuse.
I saw too many Crows miss tackles, fall over at the contest and I didn't see any real aggression around the ball.
That'll be top of the agenda in the coaches' meeting today.
Two very good articles that most people would have to agree with.
Lets hope we as a coaching panel and player group can have a better day next SATURDAY.






