Oppo Camp Round 1 - Vs North Melbourne | The Banter Thread

[DapperDon]

You seem to think I give a shit what Duck does in his private life.

I reckon your previous VC cared.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Private?! Hardly.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

No, playing in Hobart would make us a small team.

It’s bigger than Ballarat.

I think.

 

[GreatBradScott]

Well I guess he just got bored of ******* your mob, so he turned to Stevo's wife?

 

[bomber93]

Despite all the stuff that we make fun of about North, such as, no. of members, being poor, Carey banging his mates wife, majak banging an ex teammates missus, they play home games away, Gold coast, Canberra, Hobart to raise a buck, their supporters thinking that we are huge rivals,

the fact that They bring extra memberships to bump up attendances each week sums them up pretty well.


Probably one of the most embarrassing things I have ever read on big footy, I've gone from not really liking you mob to actually feeling a bit sorry.

 

[Kcrack]

No, playing in Hobart would make us a small team.

Hawthorn are a big team and they play in Hobart.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Hawthorn are a big team and they play in Hobart.

No, they don't.

 

[fanuch]

Actually it is.

I think that like German children, Essendon supporters should be forced to learn the grim details of their shameful history.

Great post, cause it forced me to do some reading and you're right all Essendon Supporters should learn their history..........cause it's bloody hilarious

Like how in 1896 we wouldn't let you play cause you weren't succesful enough. Or how in 1921, we refused to merge, took all your players and forced you to fold. Then how in 1925 we let you in after taking your best recruiting zone.

Is the reason you find our refusal to merge so shameful, that deep down inside you wish it went ahead?

Personally im grateful they took the actions they did.

Oh and why is your Best and Fairest named after a dual Essendon Premiership Captain? Is it cause you had none of your own?

 

[Bigeasy]

What a crap thread.

 

[fairdinkum]

What a crap thread.

Then go back to the North board.

 

[The Prosecutor]

What a crap thread.

That made it so much better.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

It's almost as if a North moderator should be worrying about the quality his own board. Gotta keep all 3 users in line.

No wonder they come here in droves.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

What a crap thread.

Thanks for your input.

 

[Flawed Genius]

I don't mind this thread. Good banter.

Plus your mothers all have oversized guts.

 

[Jesse Custer]

I don't mind this thread. Good banter.

Plus your mothers all have oversized guts.

I know i have, its outta control!

 

[Flawed Genius]

So much beer. It's truly frightening.

 

[tazaa]

The egos of many posters have eventually come to the forefront.
speaks volumes that theres a rivalry/hatred of some sought.

Though for those of us who dont cross paths much on BF we still got 2 days to 'banter'.

I have in on good authority that Jake Melksham wants to come to North.
Loves them deep down and hopes a deal can be done the fufture!

 

[Flawed Genius]

I have in on good authority that Jake Melksham wants to come to North.
Loves them deep down and hopes a deal can be done the fufture!

Well, inbefore shitstorm I suppose

 

[tazaa]

Well, inbefore shitstorm I suppose

Loved Corey McKernan and Carey growing up.
Has posters, memorabila.
Itll only be a short time before hes home at Arden St.
Hope a deal gets done.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Loved Corey McKernan and Carey growing up.
Has posters, memorabila.
Itll only be a short time before hes home at Arden St.
Hope a deal gets done.

Everything you say could be true.

But before Melksham steps a foot in the door at Arden St there are going to be a ridiculous amount of posts written about it.

 

[IriDiuM]

I have it on good authority that Ryan Bastinac wants to come to Essendon.

Hey, this is easy! You don't even have to have any proof!

 

[Flawed Genius]

I have it on good authority that Ryan Bastinac wants to come to Essendon.

Hey, this is easy! You don't even have to have any proof!

I have it on good authority that heppellitis isn't a documented disease.

Holy shit, that was simple! I didn't even need to have any medical background! Wowsers!

 

[IriDiuM]

Nah, there hasn't been a great deal of study on it. But its the feeling you get in your guts when you look at a draftee play his first few games and realise "****, we got a good one here!"

Also, the draftee has to have the name Heppell. Its kinda specific like that.

 

[roos_]

Essendon supporters are the by far the most arrogant supporters in the AFL i despise their club more then any other

 

[Ben the Gooner]

My sources tell me that North's mother was a hamster and their father smelt of elderberries.