Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 31 Community Rooms - Congratulations Supersuns !!

[TedDougChris]

ROYS F.F.C

Roys FFC
The Gorillas
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (2): S04 & S25
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)


SEASON 31 OFFICIAL SQUAD LISTING:

3/7. _Mike_
3. Runk
4. JackNah_8
7. Barrels
08. TedDougChris (C)
9. Roylion
11. A Bit High
12. Freo_4eva (R)
13. WaywardSonSon (R)
14. GCB85
16. RU_
20. windyhill
21. cats2rise
22. Mobbs (LG)
26. Allikat
30. Mooch (LG)
33. Wosh (LG)
34. Supersuns
35. fitzroybowiedog (VC)
36. Dingster (LG)
37. Zevon (R)
41. FitzroyRamone
42. I bleed Blue
44. royboy2
50. Aristotle Pickett (R)
72. Beandip
TBC. Wedgetailed Westerner (R)



Squad Size: 27

Changes:

In: Aristotle Pickett (Rookie), Wedgetailed Westerner (Rookie), WaywardSonSon (Rookie), Zevon (Rookie), Freo_4eva (Rookie), cats2rise (Gumbies), Wosh (returning), FitzroyRamone (returing from a long absence), Barrels (returning from a short absence)

Out: RobR (Bombers), BLUEALLTHRU (Bombers), 3KZ is Football (Left BigFooty), Mego Red (delisted), Chezzalenko Reborn (delisted), Freakie (delisted), Reardo (delisted), PurpleGreenRed (delisted), StickyMick (delisted).


Life Members:



Season 31 Theme Song:

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[TedDougChris]

Season 30 Summary:

Played: 16
Won: 10
Lost: 6

Finished: 4th - eliminated in SF (again)

Club Awards:



Broken Medal - JackNah_8
Yippyio Award - Mooch
Itsmyshow Award - BLUEALLTHRU
royboy2 Award - Supersuns
PTizzle Award - Supersuns and RobR
flea29 Award - Dingster

Individual Milestones:



Roylion played his 400th game in the league last season.

Club Nominations:




Season 30 Posting Stats are shown below:

 

[TedDougChris]

Fixture for S31

Round 1: Hawks (H)
Round 2: Demons (A)
Round 3: Dragons (A)
Round 4: Royals (H)
Round 5: Bombers (H) - Late Bloomers Cup
Round 6: Bears (A)
Round 7: Furies (A)
Round 8: Warriors (H)
Round 9: Wonders (A)
Round 10: Swamprats (H)
Round 11: Gumbies (A)
Round 12: Bears (H)
Round 13: Demons (H)
Round 14: Royals (A)
Round 15: Dragons (H)
Round 16: Bombers (A)
Round 17: Hawks (A)

A pretty, graphic friendly fixture may arrive at some point.....

 

[TedDougChris]

Club History:

From the book of Mobbs (written a few years ago)

The Roys were formed from a social qootyball team known as the Rabbledom Of Imbibers or the R.O.I. - an anti-temperance society centred around the inner western suburbs of Sweet Municipality. In the lead-up to the formation of the new Sweet FA premier competition in town, a name change saw the Roys FFC formed, under the tutelage of veteran Gorilla Roylion . After a fair start to proceedings in Season 03, we tasted success in Season 04 with our first premiership.

Following this initial success, a long drought ensued. Like our namesake, we were even lost from the league for a couple of seasons (S09 and S10) before returning in a blaze of mediocrity in Season 11. While we couldn't put points on the board, the Roys did make waves through a majestically strong activity presence around the community. Since this return, the mighty Gorilla has been synonymous with top-shelf banter and prize-winning content.

A year ago (2 years in local time) in Season 25 the premiership cup finally came home to the Brunswick Junction Oval, under the supervision of the lovable and long-suffering enduring captain fitzroybowiedog ! This pushed us into the Top 4, the only teams with multiple flags, and closed out the era of this being noteworthy as only terrible teams have since entered this realm thereafter.

Our last two seasons have been ... well as a promotional piece it may be better if we don't speak of the last two seasons. Yet despite the low results, the Roys have continued to be a leading performer in activity, including a #1 ranking in the Activity Assessment in S27 as conducted by the league's current Administrator.

This season, the league's 28th, will be our season ... just as almost all the previous ones were going to be but ended up not being. We have a fresh list (lies), an optimistic outlook (more lies) and are an unbelievably good-looking bunch of players (truth, actually). Who could resist us? Maybe some magnets and stuff. BUT APART FROM THAT?

Over the seasons many big names have come through the Roys team. The game's founder Mobbs was an inaugural player, as was one of the greatest celebrities of the competition: Broken . The Sweet FA's most adored cranky moderator Fred was synonymous with the Roys, until it was time for him to exit both worlds, both fantasy and real. Early leader Yippyio kicked over 100 goals one season, and the irrepressible Reardo was an early EKA medal winner, followed soon after by pantskyle who has gone on to have a major impact around various clubs, and then by Willo_ who sadly has retired until we can wear him down. fitzroybowiedog continues to flounder under a barrage of underwear whenever he appears on stage. Freakie and Mooch are league level award winners, as was Blondie162 in the very early days. Itsmyshow who has a broad presence around the competition to this day, played a strong hand in the Gorillas' resurgence in Season 11.

More Information here....




The club has had two premiership sides in it's history, these are represented here:



With our Heritage Side named last year.....

 

[TedDougChris]

Club Jumpers:

Designed by Broken

 

[TedDougChris]

Our Home Ground - the BJO

 

[TedDougChris]

Season 31 Introduction:

Hello all and welcome to S31 of the Sweet FA, specifically for those playing with the Roys !!!

Please join with me in welcoming our new, boom recruits for this year, BennyGan , Aristotle Pickett , Wedgetailed Westerner , WaywardSonSon , Zevon , Freo_4eva and cats2rise !! We hope you really enjoy this place (for the rookies) and the Roys specifically !!

The aim of the club is to make the Sweet FA a fun place to be for everyone - not just ourselves. Ok, winning a final every now and again would be nice - but I'm sure I'll be ruthlessly stabbed in the back we'll be in for a great year regardless. Given it's been a tough 12 - 18 months for a lot of people, let's make sure we are checking in on each other from time to time too !!

Our first match is next week - so please assume the position, relax and settle in for a entertaining S31 !!

 

[TedDougChris]

The Barrels Award:

This award is given to the best, most entertaining opposition poster each week. It is not an award for Spam. It is not an award for idiots. It's an award for Quality - and is one of the most prestigious honours in the league....

Each week, the winner receives the following:



Round 1 vs Hawks: PMBangers

 

[TedDougChris]

Current Roys Players Games Tally:

Only current players who have played one game or more are listed.

PLAYER	CLUBS	GMS
MOBBS	HUR (12), MOD (26), ROY (446)	484
ROYLION	DIN (12), ROY (371), WON (18)	401
DINGSTER	JUN (37), LVB (178), MOD (41), ROY (18), SCS (44), WON (64)	382
ROYBOY2	ROY (344)	344
MOOCH	ROY (244), WON (61)	305
A BIT HIGH	GUM (117), ROY (174)	291
FITZROYBOWIEDOG	ROY (259)	259
RU_	DEM (24), GUM (19), HAW (60), LVB (23), ROY (101), WON (9)	236
ALLIKAT	ROY (188)	188
JACKNAH_8	FUR (72), ROY (69)	141
I BLEED BLUE	BOM (115), ROY (10)	125
_MIKE_	ROY (104)	104
RUNK	ROY (99)	99
TEDDOUGCHRIS	ROY (98)	98
BEANDIP	ROY (53)	53
GCB85	ROY (50)	50
WINDYHILL	ROY (37)	37
STICKYMICK	ROY (36)	36
PURPLEGREENRED	ROY (27)	27
SUPERSUNS	ROY (18)	18

 

[TedDougChris]

The Baggy Rilla



Every Roy player will be retrospectively given a Baggy 'rilla which will have their own unique number representing where their debut featured in the annals of Roys players past and present.

In the case where players debuted in the same game alphabetical order is given preference.

The Full Honours List
1- accubass
2- Broken
3- cjwalkley
4- Fat Pizza
5- FattyLumpkin
6- FitzroyRamone
7- gregtri
8- Kooka
9- @Mobbenfuhrer (Mobbs)
10- MSB ROYS
11- Paul D
12- Phil Doyle
13- Rabs
14- Roylion
15- sbagman
16- Shaz
17- shiva25
18- Slax
19- Stocka
20- Yippyio
21- adey
22- blackers
23- fitzmantle
24- Mr Ripper
25- wayde_pete
26- blondie162
27- NoelMugavin
28- timthetoolman
29- Bobby Beecroft
30- OldLion
31- Special Bru
32- flea29
33- Fred
34- Grimreepah
35- Hollypig
36- killer
27- the big wa
38- coachholly
39- don vito of
40- Horace
41- junction oval
42- lioness
43- maroon and blue
44- scott522
45- sdmlions12
46- caveman
47- JakethePeg
48- lion29
49- MasterOfRoc / Made4September
50- Carn the Roys!
51- dannitori
52- Itsmyshow
53- Reardo
54- Roy Fitzlion
55- @Spazzallo
56- The Lions
57- Wonaeamirri33
58- royboy2
59- 3KZ is Football
60- Lionsman
61- Maroon Goon
62- sblack
63- secular bicep
64- bigbunyip14
65- Freakie
66- Kellymagic
67- PTizzle
68- tassielions
69- Cheetah
70- Dicky Fitzwell
71- Ed_Gein
72- pantskyle / MR Poopybutthole
73- Sasquatch
74- icefreak
75- royboy 29
76- fitzroybulldog / fitzroybowiedog
77- Silent Alarm
78- DREAM TEAM BUFF
79- Bosk
80- Cannon82
81- CM Sean
82- thecatwrangler
83- wmoore / Mooch
84- Grin
85- SuburbanMe
86- CM86
87- @northmelbournefc
88- Volta / Klim
89- TheBrownDog
90 - Chezzalenko Reborn
91 - Flat Chat
92 - brettman135
93 - Rendered Unsafe / RU_
94 - Loonerty
95 - freetoeknee
96 - Mighty P
97 - Rumballs
98 - Spitta2Azza
99 - Azarole
100 - Allikat
101 - Freofalcon
102 - @MEB_
103 - KingLonie
104 - A Bit High
105 - Willo_
106 - MannumPower
107 - Sozabarus
108 - Papa Juggs
109 - ChookNorris
110 - nahnah
111 - CALL ME SNAKE
112 - Barrels
113 - Stoods
114 - Matt_352
115 - mike123
116 - Wise Guy Sam
117 - xenxen
118 - I Dont Care
119 - Runk
120 - _Mike_
121 - TedDougChris
122 - Thommo333
123 - JackNah_8
124 - el Tel
125 - Beandip
126 - fumbler
127 - GCB85
128 - George
129 - StickyMick
130 - Mego Red
131 - PurpleGreenRed
132 - windyhill
133 - BLUEALLTHRU
134 - Dingster
135 - RobR
136 - Supersuns
137 - I bleed Blue
138 - Aristotle Pickett
139 - cats2rise
140 - Freo_4eva
141 - WaywardSonSon
142 - Wosh
143 - Zevon

This list will be updated as players debut across the season (provided I remember to do this.....)​

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for things I've forgotten....

 

[Dingster]

Reserved for Coup

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Coup

Only one post needed ???

 

[Dingster]

Only one post needed ???

One shot one kill

 

[Supersuns]

One shot one kill

Im all about efficiency

 

[TedDougChris]

One shot one kill

 

[Supersuns]

 

[Runk]

99 games.

There better be a big celebration for my 100th

 

[TedDougChris]

99 games.

There better be a big celebration for my 100th

Adds it to the "To Do" list....

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I love how jumper models look like they are doing the can-can.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Our Home Ground - the BJO

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lots of pubs is a good thing!

 

[Supersuns]

lots of pubs is a good thing!

Plenty of places for you to pass out

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

lots of pubs is a good thing!

I'm surprised you moved to Baghdad. It is a dry club.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'd also like to formally welcome our raft of new recruits. I'm aware this place can both be intimidating and underwhelming in the same breath, but the Roys are a fabled side. fabled for being incredibly mediocre, but doing it with style and grace.
If you've come here to win, i whole heartedly apologize.
If you've come here for nonsense, coups, irreverence, frivolity and the occasional neck punch, then welcome to the Roys community rooms.
BennyGan Wedgetailed Westerner Zevon Freo_4eva WaywardSonSon Aristotle Pickett and even the old cats2rise welcome.
make yourself at home (but not on the bench), may your chuds be overflowing and your baggy'rilla fit snuggly.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Also as you can see here, there are currently 4 coups in progress, one however is a mystery coup. intriguing i know.
If anyone would like to submit their own coup, or pledge allegiance to a specific coup. please don't hesitate to let me know.