Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Gumbies FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Shanghai Stadium, China (House Of Gumby)

[McEvoy]

That’s so sweet. I’ve missed you too. But, I’m never too far away...

In fact, just the other night I was outside your bathroom window.

I thought that groaning noise I heard was rusty pipes!

 

[TheCoach16]

I thought that groaning noise I heard was rusty pipes!

You were half right. There was a pipe involved...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Just for the moment I am back in love with Melbourne City...thank you Richie De Laet!!

 

[McEvoy]

Just for the moment I am back in love with Melbourne City...thank you Richie De Laet!!

Did he sign your autograph book on his way out onto the pitch?

 

[philreich]

Sorry to come in here and interrupt the conversation..........oh wait .

 

[akkaps]

Sorry to come in here and interrupt the conversation..........oh wait .

Isn’t this just part and parcel of the of playing against the Gumbots since S21, inactivity.


..... I went there.

 

[philreich]

Isn’t this just part and parcel of the of playing against the Gumbots since S21, inactivity.


..... I went there.

Reminds me of that radio interview I listened to once. Fat Cat was interviewing Humphrey B. Bear, and Marcel Marceau was giving special comments. Riveting stuff .

 

[Damp Squarie]

The nutrition coach was addressing us in the gate lounge before flying out to Shanghai this morning.

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. and Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in China's drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds the normally quiet property steward, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

Spoiler

'Wedding Cake.'

 

[Nunez]

#wearebrab

 

[TheCoach16]

The nutrition coach was addressing us in the gate lounge before flying out to Shanghai this morning.

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. and Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in China's drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds the normally quiet property steward, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

Spoiler

'Wedding Cake.'

That would’ve been my guess...

It’s particularly harmful to women. One mouthful and their libido is instantly obliterated.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Sorry to come in here and interrupt the conversation..........oh wait .

Conversation you say .....appears to me posts are being mailed in, by snail-mail

 

[MattWriting]

Conversation you say .....appears to me posts are being mailed in, by snail-mail

Dial up modem (Y)

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I have notified the next of kin. This thread was pronounced dead at 1800 hours on Saturday. Funeral details will be in the paper, no flowers by request and all donations to the Tony Lynn 15 foundation.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Sorry to come in here and interrupt the conversation..........oh wait .

Everyone at the Gumbies has fallen ill from the smog.

 

[Nunez]

#wearebrab

 

[philreich]

Everyone at the Gumbies has fallen ill from the smog.

Is it an illness that removes one's ability to type?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Is it an illness that removes one's ability to type?

Yes.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Yes.

So how did you type that you freak?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

So how did you type that you freak?

I was the only one smart enough to wear a surgical mask when going out of the hotel room.

 

[Jivlain]

I have notified the next of kin. This thread was pronounced dead at 1800 hours on Saturday. Funeral details will be in the paper, no flowers by request and all donations to the Tony Lynn 15 foundation.

Alas, poor Threaderick, I knew him well.


Actually, wait, no, I didn't, we barely spoke.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Alas, poor Threaderick, I knew him well.


Actually, wait, no, I didn't, we barely spoke.

He thought you were a campaigner.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I was the only one smart enough to wear a surgical mask when going out of the hotel room.

Fraud.

 

[Jivlain]

He thought you were a campaigner.

An experienced one, I hope.

 

[philreich]

Yes.

I've heard about this nasty ailment, and I'm led to believe that the only cure is to move to another club .

 

[MattWriting]

If we’re 3 hours behind in Shanghai do we get the game earlier on Sunday?