Certified Legendary Thread Sack(ed) Hinkley 15 - The End

[Duck Farmer]

The circumstances surrounding their participation were indeed wacky, but Euro92 was an 8-team tournament held in Scandinavia and the Danes had Peter Schmeichel and Brian Laudrup.

It was an upset (20/1 pre-tournament), but not beyond the realm of reality (Greece were 150/1 with a squad of no-names).

Went to the Netherlands - Germany game in Gothenburg in 92. One of the best sporting events I've ever been to for atmosphere. That Dutch team was packed full of superstars: Gullit, Van Basten, Rijkaard, Koeman, de Boer, Bergkamp etc. Denmark getting over them in the semis was a massive shock.

 

[Papa G]

Are you sitting amongst us plebs or are you in a box

On a side note Cotton has any Hinkley influence covered!

Courtside directly opposite sixers bench. Get taken once a year by our lawyers who have the seats. Couldn't see Hinkley anywhere. Cotton is really small.

 

[gbear]

Courtside directly opposite sixers bench. Get taken once a year by our lawyers who have the seats. Couldn't see Hinkley anywhere. Cotton is really small.

Walker was there though, so boo!

I have good seats, but not that good.

 

[gbear]

The Sixers won. I'm sure Kane Cornes will attribute it to the Genius of Ken Hinkley. Did you see him there?

Erin Phillips seemingly has more of an influence than Hinkley!

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

I do look forward to all the comparisons we can make about how much more professional Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

46

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

is:

• no lolly teeth
• no airplanes
• no crap like “It’s a tough competition and someone has to lose”
• no giggling after losses

 

[Doctor Feel]

Pro tip, go here: https://www.atlascarbon.ag/

Press F12.

Find the secret message.

Profit.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Not sure where to put this but Jesse Palmer

Jesse Palmer

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.3

4star

G

0.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.7

5star

T

2.3

4star

G

0.3

3star

's been signed to play for Victoria's take on Norwood in the EFNL for 2026.

 

[Steve Dore]

Not sure where to put this but Jesse Palmer's been signed to play for Victoria's take on Norwood in the EFNL for 2026.

Who the feck is Jesse Palmer and what's his connection to Kenny Hinkley?

Edit: was on our list 2015 - 2017 and played 3 games under Daddy Donuts.

 

[Steve Dore]

"Off the back of an admirable 13 seasons at the helm, Ken Hinkley’s departs the club, handing the reigns to assistant coach Carr."

What was admirable about Hinkley's 13 failed seasons at Port?

Cornes content with Port exit after “tough convo” with Carr

“It was interesting when he told me I wasn’t required.”

www.sen.com.au

 

[PatientMental]

"Off the back of an admirable 13 seasons at the helm, Ken Hinkley’s departs the club, handing the reigns to assistant coach Carr."

What was admirable about Hinkley's 13 failed seasons at Port?

Cornes content with Port exit after “tough convo” with Carr

“It was interesting when he told me I wasn’t required.”

www.sen.com.au

Any time you keep a job for 13 straight years and meet your minimum expectations 0 times, it's admirable someone didn't notice or fire you.

 

[IamKeyserSoze]

Ange got 39 days wasn’t it?
Stinkley got 13yrs.
Digest that for a minute and not feel like vomiting.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Ange got 39 days wasn’t it?
Stinkley got 13yrs.
Digest that for a minute and not feel like vomiting.

Marinakis v Koch.

A mad crazy billionaire who can afford to pay out someone for £3 million for 39 days work vs a bloviated media personality who loves stability and has no real money to contribute to fix up his **** ups.

Ken would have got himself sacked any day if he was getting a £3 million pay out.

 

[Doctor Feel]

"Off the back of an admirable 13 seasons at the helm, Ken Hinkley’s departs the club, handing the reigns to assistant coach Carr."

What was admirable about Hinkley's 13 failed seasons at Port?

Cornes content with Port exit after “tough convo” with Carr

“It was interesting when he told me I wasn’t required.”

www.sen.com.au

Admiral of piss

 

[tribey]

Mates’ group chat randomly brought up Billy Brownless and his country/local footy club spin-the-wheel roadshow on The Footy Show back in the day.

I went to YouTube for a hit of nostalgia and copped this nice and early:



Kenny From/In Camperdown!

The sheer charisma and eloquence of the man bursts through the screen like the lass from The Ring, doesn’t it?!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Mates’ group chat randomly brought up Billy Brownless and his country/local footy club spin-the-wheel roadshow on The Footy Show back in the day.

I went to YouTube for a hit of nostalgia and copped this nice and early:



Kenny From/In Camperdown!

The sheer charisma and eloquence of the man bursts through the screen like the lass from The Ring, doesn’t it?!

"Eddie wants a winning coach"

Oof

Did like KFC = Kenny from Camperdown

GAWWW THE CHIPS JimmyBC

 

[JimmyBC]

All the signs were there years & years ago, like drinking turpentine & pissing on a bush fire.

 

[tribey]

Oof

 

[JimmyBC]

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Is the guy behind him leaning against the honour board also a Hinkley?

 

[longdonkey]

Is the guy behind him leaning against the honour board also a Hinkley?

In Camperdown their family tree is like a broomstick.

credit for this joke is not mine.

 

[Sewer de Lance]

Has Whateley’s wet dream landed another gig yet, or is he still loitering around the edges of Alberton as no one else will hire him?

 

[Grave Danger]

Has Whateley’s wet dream landed another gig yet, or is he still loitering around the edges of Alberton as no one else will hire him?

Sounds like he's chosen to take a sabbatical - or has the sabbatical chosen him...

 

[240volt]

Sounds like he's chosen to take a sabbatical - or has the sabbatical chosen him...

Ken’s having the time of his life, money to burn and not a worry in the world.
Who said you need to be successful to have a good life.

 

[Scodges]

Ken Hinkley will forever be unemployed, he has absolute nothing to offer any club. How the fk did we give him 13 years !

 

[rogerjames]

Marinakis v Koch.

A mad crazy billionaire who can afford to pay out someone for £3 million for 39 days work vs a bloviated media personality who loves stability and has no real money to contribute to fix up his **** ups.

Ken would have got himself sacked any day if he was getting a £3 million pay out.

Bloviated needed to look that up

 

[Steve Dore]

Sounds like he's chosen to take a sabbatical - or has the sabbatical chosen him...

"I've decided not to seek a further contract extension as I will be retiring to spend more time with my grandchildren" - Kenny Hinkley, February 2025.

"I've been in talks with a number of clubs about a job for 2026" - Kenny Hinkley, September 2025.