Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Taking 400k in 2026 soft cap)

[El Zorro]

What if in 3 years time it's sack Carr and the media are like, be careful what you wish for, it's not the SANFL any more you ungrateful fickle Port supporters.

Then we should sack Carr

 

[StueyDaDew]

We should add the countdown to the title.

Sack Hinkley; 138 days. Ha ha ha.

Or Sack Hinkley 14. Sacking people is hard.

It’s 19 days until 119 days.
Which oddly enough takes us up to the bye.
Sack Hinkley 14. Your bye week is approaching.

 

[Us against the rest]

Then we should sack Carr

Agreed.

 

[PowerLil]

I watched a few games on telly this past weekend (which I normally do) including ours. We are so poorly coached and the skill development is arse.

 

[Jonts]

This and make Jonts the OP.

Hey chat gpt, how do I delete a mod?

 

[jdeezy]

The schedule re-jig set to accomodate Suns v Bombers clash - https://www.afl.com.au/news/1320272

This article suggesting the Port v Suns game in the last round may need to be scheduled Thursday or Friday to accommodate their extra game.

Imagine it. A standalone Thursday night game. Ken Hinkley fronts up against his bunnies the Suns, the club who should've taken him all those years ago. We get belted, miss finals, and the Suns, lead by the coach we should've chased, go on to qualify for the first time ever. Ken rides off into the sunset and is never seen at Alberton again. Would be fitting.

 

[Lockhart Road]

When the club decided to bite the hands that feeds them, this is the result. You're not alone.

Hopefully the new breed of supporter sticks around when things get tough, like the ones that the club called white noise did in the dark days.

‘White noise’ is but one of the names we’ve been called.

Koch himself has during club event speeches labelled us as ‘naysayers’, even more recently as ‘bastards’.

This from the goon who announced himself in Hong Kong in May 2014 as a ‘professional bullshitter’.

This from the supposed marketing / financial guru who in China - where size matters most - many times referred to PAFC as a ‘little club’.

This from the king konk enabler who virtually single-handedly has imposed upon us - far, far better judges than he - the uneducated loser and rustic Fitzroy reject from Camperdown for thirteen consecutive goddamn years.

Ye gods, imprisonment in a stalag in Europe during World War II lasted less than half that long.

That’s what Koch should call us - ‘prisoners’. We’ve been surviving the torture of the Alberton gulag for going on thirteen years.

We may never recover.

 

[Us against the rest]

‘White noise’ is but one of the names we’ve been called.

Koch himself has during club event speeches labelled us as ‘naysayers’, even more recently as ‘bastards’.

This from the goon who announced himself in Hong Kong in May 2014 as a ‘professional bullshitter’.

This from the supposed marketing / financial guru who in China - where size matters most - many times referred to PAFC as a ‘little club’.

This from the king konk enabler who virtually single-handedly has imposed upon us - far, far better judges than he - the uneducated loser and rustic Fitzroy reject from Camperdown for thirteen consecutive goddamn years.

Ye gods, imprisonment in a stalag in Europe during World War II lasted less than half that long.

That’s what Koch should call us - ‘prisoners’. We’ve been surviving the torture of the Alberton gulag for going on thirteen years.

We may never recover.

It's really disgusting the way the club has treated supporters.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Now Keen from the Crows has been labelled a hero and will go down in Showdown folk law, for taking a game saving mark in the dying seconds of the game.

**** me.

To be fair, it was a game saving mark and a damn good one at that

Not his fault our guys are piss blasting into the fifty

 

[El_Scorcho]

We've lost a showdown by less than a kick and even the Crows fans barely care.

They've been so, so efficient at squeezing enthusiasm out of the supporters. This is what they want, nobody to care if we win or lose so they don't have to even try

 

[Alberton Proud]

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That's Gold !

 

[Alberton Proud]

‘White noise’ is but one of the names we’ve been called.

Koch himself has during club event speeches labelled us as ‘naysayers’, even more recently as ‘bastards’.

This from the goon who announced himself in Hong Kong in May 2014 as a ‘professional bullshitter’.

This from the supposed marketing / financial guru who in China - where size matters most - many times referred to PAFC as a ‘little club’.

This from the king konk enabler who virtually single-handedly has imposed upon us - far, far better judges than he - the uneducated loser and rustic Fitzroy reject from Camperdown for thirteen consecutive goddamn years.

Ye gods, imprisonment in a stalag in Europe during World War II lasted less than half that long.

That’s what Koch should call us - ‘prisoners’. We’ve been surviving the torture of the Alberton gulag for going on thirteen years.

We may never recover.

PTSD incoming

Port Traumatic Stress Disorder

 

[dirty2]

This has to be the last Sack hinkley thread... Surely

 

[TazD]

Quick question. Is this a kenny doesn't have the cattle year or not because he has two players in the top 5 for the coaches award?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Quick question. Is this a kenny doesn't have the cattle year or not because he has two players in the top 5 for the coaches award?

Nah this is a Port and Josh have got in Kens way year

 

[bringbackbucky]

The fact he never, ever, mentions the supporters in any of his press conferences tells you everything you need to know about this bloke. Just doesn't get it.

 

[Sheeds]

The fact he never, ever, mentions the supporters in any of his press conferences tells you everything you need to know about this bloke. Just doesn't get it.

He hates us.

 

[Doctor Feel]

He hates us.

Cant really blame him, but he cant blame us for hating him either. Its been this way for a long, long time.

 

[dirty2]

He hates us.

Good.

I hate him.

 

[GoPorts]

Nah this is a Port and Josh have got in Kens way year

I thought we stole his super power

 

[240volt]

Plenty of hate in the world so we don’t need more of it.
He’s just not a very good coach and should have been removed years ago.
The club is totally responsible for this situation, I don’t blame Hinkley for being there 13 years.
Let’s just say you’re on 700k a year at work and at the end of the year your boss says want to stay another 3 years?
You’re not going to say, sorry no I rather be unemployed.
Sack Koch!

 

[Peninsula Boy]

‘White noise’ is but one of the names we’ve been called.

Koch himself has during club event speeches labelled us as ‘naysayers’, even more recently as ‘bastards’.

This from the goon who announced himself in Hong Kong in May 2014 as a ‘professional bullshitter’.

This from the supposed marketing / financial guru who in China - where size matters most - many times referred to PAFC as a ‘little club’.

This from the king konk enabler who virtually single-handedly has imposed upon us - far, far better judges than he - the uneducated loser and rustic Fitzroy reject from Camperdown for thirteen consecutive goddamn years.

Ye gods, imprisonment in a stalag in Europe during World War II lasted less than half that long.

That’s what Koch should call us - ‘prisoners’. We’ve been surviving the torture of the Alberton gulag for going on thirteen years.

We may never recover.

The good thing about the sacking of Hinkley is that we can all put our energy into dechairing Koch.

 

[PAFC66]

The man has no shame
Imagine sticking around in a job you've been sacked in, being told in the morning and counting down til 5pm to leave the guys a loser
Just walk ffs

 

[PAFC66]

He hates us.

Its never been about the fans.

 

[PAFC66]

The schedule re-jig set to accomodate Suns v Bombers clash - https://www.afl.com.au/news/1320272

This article suggesting the Port v Suns game in the last round may need to be scheduled Thursday or Friday to accommodate their extra game.

Imagine it. A standalone Thursday night game. Ken Hinkley fronts up against his bunnies the Suns, the club who should've taken him all those years ago. We get belted, miss finals, and the Suns, lead by the coach we should've chased, go on to qualify for the first time ever. Ken rides off into the sunset and is never seen at Alberton again. Would be fitting.

We'll be out of the finals race in the next month not the last week lol