Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Taking 400k in 2026 soft cap)

[dirty2]

This entire 13 years has been like stuck listening to Chumbawamba in a padded cell.

Ken gets beaten by 70 in a prelim and just whacks on Tubthumping.

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What was there other song... I take a whisky drink.. I take a cider drink... I take a vodka drink... All the while watching us play Hinkley ball.

 

[Bump Bailey]

 

[Del80659]

he drinks the Zero drink
he eats the Toastie quick
he likes the Greyhound sprint
he has the domehead glint
he has the songs that remind him of the good times (Cats)
he has the songs that remind him of the bad times (Ports)

 

[jdeezy]

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Last week when this spewed its usual "Kenny" bullshit which is the sum total of all anyone can talk about when they talk about Port, I mentioned how the narrative had gone from "Hopefully they can win a premiership for Ken " to "Hopefully they can make the finals for Ken". One game later and now we're on to "Hopefully they can beat some teams and shape the finals run of other teams for Ken".

ITs NoT tHe SaNfL aNyMoRe

 

[VineValerian]

he drinks the Zero drink
he eats the Toastie quick
he likes the Greyhound sprint
he has the domehead glint
he has the songs that remind him of the good times (Cats)
he has the songs that remind him of the bad times (Ports)

Knock him down!

 

[Duck Farmer]

he drinks the Zero drink
he eats the Toastie quick
he likes the Greyhound sprint
he has the domehead glint
he has the songs that remind him of the good times (Cats)
he has the songs that remind him of the bad times (Ports)

Oh, Kenny boy, Kenny boy, Kenny boy

We get knocked out, we shit the bed again
We're never gonna sack this clown

 

[PowerLil]

" Kenny enters the home strait of a vErY gOoD stINT aS CoAcH."
Luv Damo

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol his theme song is 100% tubthumping

 

[afl2004]

I plan to fall asleep at work for 4 hours and when I wake up and then do 30 minutes of work I want every team member to be like "Scott is such a foighter"

 

[tribey]

This entire 13 years has been like stuck listening to Chumbawamba in a padded cell.

Ken gets beaten by 70 in a prelim and just whacks on Tubthumping.

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Yeah but did you see last week, moite?

Comfortably handled a lineup containing a gaggle of stars we were apparently gonna get nuked by on neutral territory in the 2021 Grand Final, anyway.

 

[GoPorts]

I plan to fall asleep at work for 4 hours and when I wake up and then do 30 minutes of work I want every team member to be like "Scott is such a foighter"

Don't forget to stand in between the car park and office and clap as everyone comes and goes from work without having any real input on what's going on inside the main building. On Fridays you can do a funky little finger wiggling dance

 

[tribey]

" Kenny enters the home strait of a vErY gOoD stINT aS CoAcH."
Luv Damo

The way these clowns carry on, you’d think the poor bastard had inherited Chernobyl with a remit to prevent Gorbachev’s birth mark from mutating into a neon light.

 

[tribey]

Remember all the endless gaslighting, failsplaining cope we were subjected to after all those horrendous sackable seasons from 2015-2019?

All the nonsense about sustainable dynasties, and just making the finals being a ‘sugar hit’, etc.

Chris Fagan took the spoon in his maiden year at Brisbane, which was the same season we choked at home to West Coast in the Elimination Final, and then went all-in with the captures of Rockliff/Motlop/Watts.

8 years later he’s in the box seat for back-to-back flags from a trio of Grand Finals, simply having rebuilt and established a hardened unit with reliable style and substance like any good coach worth their salt.

And here we are just marking the days until Goober La Roux finally hands what is now a poisoned chalice (largely due to his backwash) to Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

45

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

.

Unbelievable.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Remember all the endless gaslighting, failsplaining cope we were subjected to after all those horrendous sackable seasons from 2015-2019?

All the nonsense about sustainable dynasties, and just making the finals being a ‘sugar hit’, etc.

Chris Fagan took the spoon in his maiden year at Brisbane, which was the same season we choked at home to West Coast in the Elimination Final, and then went all-in with the captures of Rockliff/Motlop/Watts.

8 years later he’s in the box seat for back-to-back flags from a trio of Grand Finals, simply having rebuilt and established a hardened unit with reliable style and substance like any good coach worth their salt.

And here we are just marking the days until Goober La Roux finally hands what is now a poisoned chalice (largely due to his backwash) to Josh Carr.

Unbelievable.

And here we are, still waiting for him to apparently do a “Hardwick at Richmond” or a “Bomber Thompson at Geelong after 2006”

 

[Steve Dore]

And here we are, still waiting for him to apparently do a “Hardwick at Richmond” or a “Bomber Thompson at Geelong after 2006”

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"He just needs more time"

Koch believes that if the club is stable for long enough eventually a flag will fall in our lap.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

"He just needs more time"

Koch believes that if the club is stable for long enough eventually a flag will fall in our lap.

He thinks premierships are like participation awards.

 

[Steve Dore]

He thinks premierships are like participation awards.

This is exactly what the morning TV show buffoon believes.

 

[PowerLil]

Bye bye

 

[GremioPower]

And he is still shit.

 

[GremioPower]

You're Gawn mate no finals for your mob.

Third to reach the mark:

 

[Sheeds]

Remember all the endless gaslighting, failsplaining cope we were subjected to after all those horrendous sackable seasons from 2015-2019?

All the nonsense about sustainable dynasties, and just making the finals being a ‘sugar hit’, etc.

Chris Fagan took the spoon in his maiden year at Brisbane, which was the same season we choked at home to West Coast in the Elimination Final, and then went all-in with the captures of Rockliff/Motlop/Watts.

8 years later he’s in the box seat for back-to-back flags from a trio of Grand Finals, simply having rebuilt and established a hardened unit with reliable style and substance like any good coach worth their salt.

And here we are just marking the days until Goober La Roux finally hands what is now a poisoned chalice (largely due to his backwash) to Josh Carr.

Unbelievable

Funny you mention Fagan. After another failed finals campaign last year the club started referencing Fagan at the B&F as some type of example as to why Ken could get us a Premiership in 2025. As you pointed out Fagan took over a team in a worse position, coached for a lesser period of time than Ken but has 2GF appearances and a flag. But I guess Fagan is “older” and I guess Kenny is older as well so it must mean success is inevitable after three final wins in a decade. Only one finals win short of the four final wins Brisbane enjoyed in a month last season.

 

[dirty2]

Kenny donuts stinkley.

Piss off.

 

[tribey]

f%#k this cancer. sack him now.

 

[Us against the rest]

Sack the hack.

 

[dirty2]

I hate Hinkley.