Oppo Camp Sam Kerridge Spud Shield 2018

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I'll mention it this week when you nominate someone from the correct team!

Jack Watts it is then

 

[giantroo]

Was drafted by the Suns but decided to stay with cricket.
After a handful of games with the Bushrangers, following years of playing in the Vic 2nd XI, he made the move to SACA, the Crows signed him as a Cat B Rookie.
He will negate BBB then hurt us on the rebound.
Come on down ALEX KEATH!

Keath is out.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Cheney

 

[Roozee]

Keath is out.

Yeah, just saw that.

ADELAIDE defender Andy Otten is a late addition to the Crows' side for Sunday's encounter with North Melbourne at Adelaide Oval, replacing Alex Keath.

Keath has been ruled out with a hamstring injury.

I'll now take Otten with the works thanks.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Was drafted by the Suns but decided to stay with cricket.
After a handful of games with the Bushrangers, following years of playing in the Vic 2nd XI, he made the move to SACA, the Crows signed him as a Cat B Rookie.
He will negate BBB then hurt us on the rebound.
Come on down ALEX KEATH!

I gotta say Nate; You, RobZombie & especially ferball have done a great job of picking so many spudburgers. That can't be an easy task, but your strike rates are impeccable. You 3 would romp it in on that Channel 10 game-show 'Pointless'.

 

[Nate7]

Yeah, just saw that.

ADELAIDE defender Andy Otten is a late addition to the Crows' side for Sunday's encounter with North Melbourne at Adelaide Oval, replacing Alex Keath.

Keath has been ruled out with a hamstring injury.

I'll now take Otten with the works thanks.

Roozee if it's OK with you, I'll bet the estate on Otten!

I gotta say Nate; You, RobZombie & especially ferball have done a great job of picking so many spudburgers. That can't be an easy task, but your strike rates are impeccable. You 3 would romp it in on that Channel 10 game-show 'Pointless'.

Yes well we do have that knack for knowing who those genuine spuds are and them proving us right. If the aim was purely that, I'd romp it in, but it's the out of the box performances we're all after!

As for that TV show, well what a pointless exercise that is by ch10.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Dodee then

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Otten.

 

[RobZombie]

I gotta say Nate; You, RobZombie & especially ferball have done a great job of picking so many spudburgers. That can't be an easy task, but your strike rates are impeccable. You 3 would romp it in on that Channel 10 game-show 'Pointless'.

The secret is just picking the genuine worst player, not trying to finesse it wither best player you can get away with calling a spud. And Roozee dudded us on Lynch. 37 points from a full game way spuddier than an injury affected 33.

 

[big_e]

Mike the Knight

 

[boneofshin]

Gonna go with the the late inclusion Jake Kelly.

 

[RobZombie]

I assume Andy Otten is eligible Roozee ?

 

[Roozee]

I assume Andy Otten is eligible Roozee ?

Yes.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

I assume Andy Otten is eligible Roozee ?

I can see the sarcasm in your avatar!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

We make David Mackay look like a gun whenever we play them.

 

[Roozee]

ROUND 22 FULL NOMINATIONS LIST -

giantroo - Seedsman
shinboner spiggs - Murphy
see see - Seedsman
TennisPlayerAndy - Otten
Luke72 - Greenwood
andana - Milera
Flawed Genius - Murphy
DaveyBoy123 - Milera
muttley45 - Gallucci
Twinkletoes - Gallucci
Private Hudson - Milera
Hojuman - Doedee
tazaa - Milera
Roozee - Otten
Gasometer - Betts (I/E)
Nate7 - Otten
Kanga Glory - Cheney
The Jesus - Doedee
big_e - Knight
boneofshin - Kelly
RobZombie - Otten

 

[Gasometer]

Eddie popped up right on cue...

 

[ferball]

I'm surprised no one has done this yet:

Peter Dutton

 

[Grogg]

Lew Pierce = The Sorf

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[The Nostradamus]

going with Newnes to play his first decent game for the year

 

[andana]

Boomer's mate Jade Gresham

 

[Roozee]

ROUND 22 WEEKLY REPORT

*Sigh* Winning in Adelaide. For some reason we seem to approach an interstate trip to Adelaide with the body of an NFL Offensive Tackle trying to attempt a Swan Lake 'Arabesque' pose on 'Hole in the Wall'. It's only going to end one way. We get the idea of how to blow bubbles now but ****ed if we've learnt how to prevent a gooey mess from occurring that requires a quick tidy up to make it look better. Unfortunately, our current gameday architect seems to be unable to carve us a 'Stuart Dew doing the Crows Grand Final Power Stance ' sized hole in the wall for us to fit through in the 'City of Churches'.
Winning in Adelaide. This could take awhile. Crows by 9

KERRIDGE PLAYER OF THE WEEK

In a hotly contested Kerridge this week former basketballer Hugh Greenwood globetrotted his way to the player of the week. Only it wasn't so much a vintage Harlem Globetrotters v Washington Generals performance but more circa the Globetrotters meet Scooby Doo. Greenwood did his best 'Shaggy' impersonation to do the pissbolt from us and gather up 21 disposals, 4 marks, 7 tackles and 2 goals. He would have gotten away with a lot more too if it wasn't for our meddling kids. This wouldn't have surprised our gameday architect though as the gospel according to him is that no-one can throw anything at us that surprises us. Brad needs a printout of 22 rounds of the Kerridge report annually. And I'll ****en charge him an arm and a leg for it too. Maybe then we'll see a bewildered look from him as the mysterious figures that shapeshift their way around us have him looking over his shoulder.
Jog on Scotts.

PERRIE AWARD

Jake Kelly with his late-in bonus and 'Two first names' multiplier gave him the prod up the behind that he needed to lift him to the Perrie Award this week. Wayne Milera with his 'Two last names' multiplier challenged closely along with Jordan Gallucci with his 's**t Tatts' and 'Two last names' multipliers. Riley Knight and Kyle Cheney both picked up 'Two last names' multipliers as well.



VICKERY-WATTS MEDAL

Kyle Cheney missed the mark this week to take out the Vickery-Watts Medal with an uninspiring and uncontested 56 Perrie point performance. If Cheney was auditioning for a new contract next season then he likely just stamped his exit papers as he's been omitted for the final game of the season. The top-heaviness of Rangas at the Crows could see him forced out the door to a club light on in the 'solar-challenged' department. Welcome to North Kyle.


SPUD FARMER OF THE WEEK AWARD

So just the solitary spud farmer picked up the VP with Greenwood for the Kerridge this week with Luke72 returning to some form, after his blistering start, at the wrong time of the season unfortunately.

And a side of fries is the payoff for boneofshin taking the gamble on late in Jake Kelly in the Perrie this week.

And the Short Order Cook Trophy is now delicately poised with Kanga Glory picking up his 6th spudburger of the season in the Vickery-Watts with Kyle Cheney to draw level with ferball. Currently, Kanga Glory now holds sway on the countback as he has the two VP's on the board. So ferbs, you need a Kerridge to tie it, a Kerridge/Perrie double or spudburger to win it and for KG to put up donuts!

It was also good to see The Jesus come back to the land of the living this week after he thought that mid-season trading had begun and Blake Acres had been traded to the Bulldogs. A long, arduous Kerridge season can do funny things to a person!

And it looks like naturally north and his Carltank like season has packed up shop early and is now in full tank mode after a no-show.




The two horse race now for Spud Farmer of the Year goes down to the wire this week between DaveyBoy123 and tazaa.

Leave nothing out there fellas!

KERRIDGE WATCH

Sammy was left without a bike to ride this week after he was left out the side to face the Bulldogs on Sunday and it appears he may have been matchday emergency as he didn't appear in the VFL line-up either. Sammy. Needs. Gametime! He's had a very interrupted return from his injury and is yet to prove anything to suggest he is in the plans of the Blues moving forward. However, he's up off the canvas and in for the final game of the season and needs a big one - as big as the ones that saw this thread named after him to sow the seeds of doubt into Bolts and Co. Last Chance Saloon Sammy. I know you took off for a visit there during the game on Sunday after Bolts told you that you weren't required. Hope the Beef Guinness Pie and Pint of White Rabbit Belgian Pale Ale went down a treat along with the good hard look at yourself. Now, 10 coaches votes please Sammy.




NYHUIS WATCH

When a defence has 23 goals straight kicked on it there's going to be a scapegoat. And guess who that is this week. Yep, Ryan's fortunes have turned for the worse at the wrong time of the season and he finds himself back in the WAFL and not even named in his familiar position of emergency. Plenty of 'Ships in the Night' stuff from Ryan on his way to 8 disposals, 2 marks and 3 tackles as the ball sailed over his head repeatedly in the Dockers record 133 point annihilation by the Cats. I'm sure Ryan will bounce back this week and won't take it lying down. Or maybe he will......

SPUDFARMER OF THE YEAR LEADERBOARD




v the Aints Sunday Twilight at Docklands

Get your nominations in!

 

[Roozee]

 

[see see]

Jamie Macmillan

 

[Private Hudson]

Boomer's mate Jade Gresham

Surely not eligible. He’s close to being their best player.