Scotty T. Vs. Edwards

[Eggzoi]

From the afc fan files, just in case anybody has missed them.

Funniest teammate and why:
Scott Thompson – because he has legs for arms

The last time I laughed till I cried was:
When Scott Thompson tried to beat me in an arm wrestle

I’m always being reminded to:
Talk to Scott Thompson because he hasn’t got any friends.

The player you have modelled yourself on most:
Tyson Edwards

Proudest moment in football:
Playing my first game with Tyson Edwards.

Funniest teammate and why:
Tyson Edwards because he is like a deer with no eyes.

If only I could:
Be Tyson Edwards

Well, it gave me a laugh.
BTW it took me a google search to work out what the deer with no eyes thing was about, yes, I can be slow.

 

[Gets!]

Yeah saw that, must be best mates.

Some of those fan file's are hilarious.

Rhett Biglands in particular.

Also good to see Richard Douglas say he: "Wants to win a premiership with the Adelaide Crows".

 

[Eggzoi]

Always thought these were interesting.

Proudest moment in football:
Draft day

Proudest moment in football:
Being drafted by the Adelaide Crows

One day I plan to:
Play 200 games for the Crows

 

[jmorg1]

Maric doesn't really have much to say, does he?

 

[-CG-]

I like Nathan van Berlo's

Funniest teammate and why:
Ivan Maric – look at him!

The last time I laughed till I cried was:
Playing cricket with Ivan Maric … it’s not a Croatian sport

and Matthew Bode's...

Funniest teammate and why:
Rhett Biglands – I still can’t believe he has the word big in his name.

At least 9 of them have a go at Rhett Biglands

Gotta love this one from Kenny

My mates say I look like:
Brad Pitt

 

[dirty_dizz]

what we always expected, gay crows

 

[Southerntakeover]

what we always expected, gay crows

Those STDs finially reached your brain?

 

[Stiffy_18]

what we always expected, gay crows

Looks like you are the living proof of the following


Choco goes to a function at West Lakes and starts chatting with Neil Craig.

Neil says to Choco, "Well , I don't know what you think of your players at Alberton, but mine here are all highly intelligent."

"How do you know?" asks Choco.

"Oh well, it's simple", says Neil. "We now put them through a special intelligence test before they can play here. Just pick any of my players and we will see how well he does."

Choco thinks for a while and then nominates Birdman. Neil calls him over and asks him, "Tell me Brett, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" Ah, that's simple Craigie," says Birdman, "it's me". Well done Brett", says Neil, and Choco is very impressed.

Choco returns to Alberton and wonders about the intelligence of the team. He calls in Tredders and asks, "Wozza, tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" Tredders thinks and thinks, straining his crainuim big time and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit more Choco, and I'll give you an answer tomorrow?" Of course," says Choco, "you've got 24 hours. But it is very important that you come up with the answer".

Tredders goes away, thinks as hard as he can, and then he calls in his teammates. Wangas thought it might be his Grandpa but wasn't sure. Lonie admitted he was sacked from Hawthorn for not knowing. Brogan also owned up to failing the test while trying to punch out the recruiting guys who denied him a place at West Lakes.

Wakes thought it would be an alcoholic uncle in Outer Harbour, but when asked to elaborate his eyes glazed over and he began gibbering in tongues. Peter Burgoyne was certain that it couldn't be anyone, except maybe the stupid bimbo that blew the whistle on him for rape.

The rest of the team wouldn't even hazard a guess. Wilson went into the foetal position.

20 hours later, Tredders is very worried that he still has no answer with only 4 hours to go. Eventually Tredders thinks: I know, I'll ring Simon Goodwin. He's clever, he'll know the answer.

He calls Simon. "Goody," he says, "who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?" "Very simple," says Simon, "it's me!"

"Of course!" says Tredders and rings Choco.

"Choco," says Tredders, " I've got the answer: it's Simon Goodwin".

"No, you idiot," says Choco. " It's Brett Burton."

 

[kimirocks]

^Good stuff, even if an old joke rearranged^

 

[beartoo]

QUOTE]
One day I plan to:
Play 200 games for the Crows.

He'll be one tired footballer at the end of that day!

 

[GoSarge]

Well, it gave me a laugh.
BTW it took me a google search to work out what the deer with no eyes thing was about, yes, I can be slow.

Gold !