Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC at Abdu Prison

[Pugsley]

A guy who was less hairy and didn't eat so many bananas ????

Or wouldn't drive her bananas.

 

[serial_thrilla]

No. Was interested in another guy.

You obviously didn't assert enough dominance. With a bit more persistence, this could have been you:

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Or wouldn't drive her bananas.

My wife keeps a steering wheel down my pants.
Its for when she drives me nuts.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

cammo6556

 

[Santoz]

So is this everyone else's banner ad at the bottom of the page or just mine?

 

[A Swallow]

Not sure if she is adjusting her glasses or judging his length??

I believe she is trying to understand wtf Tik Tok is

 

[VeinGlorious]

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So is this everyone else's banner ad at the bottom of the page or just mine?

No.
Mine says “Mature Singles in Your Area Want to Meet you”.

Sure beats the Polynesian midget ads though. They were a little unsettling.
Hispanic dwarves, no problem.
Polynesian short people, that’s a whole different kettle of little people.

 

[serial_thrilla]

No.
Mine says “Mature Singles in Your Area Want to Meet you”.

Sure beats the Polynesian midget ads though. They were a little unsettling.
Hispanic dwarves, no problem.
Polynesian short people, that’s a whole different kettle of little people.

Google Ads certainly knows their target audience!

 

[fumbler]

NOT NOW MUMBLER!

Can’t you do a mans job?

Boy.

 

[fumbler]

My wife keeps a steering wheel down my pants.
Its for when she drives me nuts.

philreich are you two corroborating?

 

[VeinGlorious]

Google Ads certainly knows their target audience!

I’m neither mature nor single. Suck s**t Google.

Can’t you do a mans job?

Boy.

Mate, that is one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read on this board. Please preview your posts to avoid future embarrassment.

 

[fumbler]

I’m neither mature nor single. Suck s**t Google.

Mate, that is one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read on this board. Please preview your posts to avoid future embarrassment.

Nice edit.
Bet you got off on it.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Nice edit.
Bet you got off on it.

Are you joking about a very sensitive issue here? You may want to rethink that ff.

 

[philreich]

philreich are you two corroborating?

Snake is entitled to come up with his own bad jokes - he doesn't need my help......

 

[Strigoi]

Good idea.

Immerse yourself in it all week

Besides posting on here, of course. You can't get rid of us that easily, Santa...oh...I mean Santoz.

 

[Santoz]

Besides posting on here, of course. You can't get rid of us that easily, Santa...oh...I mean Santoz.

You can call me Santa, that's fine.

I call your girlfriend Santa too.

She certainly fills her stockings ...

 

[Strigoi]

That sounds pretty cool , i might check it out.

It's fun. I've been playing it for a long time. When you grow a bit you can join an alliance and gain more rewards as a team. That helps you grow faster. I get a bit obsessed with it. My bad.
Let me know if you check it out. Hubby got me into it and he rarely plays it now. But he's an Autobot - they're boring.

 

[VeinGlorious]

You can call me Santa, that's fine.

I call your girlfriend Santa too.

She certainly fills her stockings ...

I’m not quite sure Strig has a missus, she is a missus, I think.

 

[Santoz]

Are you joking about a very sensitive issue here? You may want to rethink that ff.

Surely the Dragon provocateur Scumbler didn't push the limits already in this thread?

 

[Santoz]

I’m not quite sure Strig has a missus, she is a missus, I think.

I thought that was Strig's missus, not Strig.

I'm in more s**t now

 

[Strigoi]

You can call me Santa, that's fine.

I call your girlfriend Santa too.

She certainly fills her stockings ...

I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a girl - I have a husband.

 

[Santoz]

I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a girl - I have a husband.

I'm a rookie *, give me a break

 

[VeinGlorious]

Surely the Dragon provocateur Scumbler didn't push the limits already in this thread?

Not sure mate, I’m really hoping not.

 

[Cadsky]

I'm whipping up some home made sui mai, rice paper rolls and steamed sweet pork buns tonight. Wish me luck.

If the pork and prawn sui mai turn out ok, then I'll get adventurous next week and make them with pangolin and bat.

Home made stir fry... a little less ambitious lol

 

[Strigoi]

Your ideal of cool and my idea of cool are vastly different .

Depends, Mr. Pliskin. One can make just about anything fun if they want to.