Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 4 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison

[Ned Ryerson]

No multiquote tonight puggo? Trying to run up the numbers on the ‘Top Contributors’ list?

 

[Pugsley]

And to think I refrained from making a holocaust joke a couple of days ago

It would have been due.

 

[Pugsley]

Half of these haven't shown up! Hanging by a thread Gumroys.

In all fairness, the tolerable ones have.

 

[omgfridge]

Well, yeah, Rodney Dangerfield kicked four goals and still squeezed in some time in defense. I think our coach is a ******* moron but maybe he's just playing the long game.

Why does our coach have to ruin our best player?

 

[Pugsley]

No multiquote tonight puggo? Trying to run up the numbers on the ‘Top Contributors’ list?

Too much energy. Tomorrow I will start again.

 

[Barrybran]

Why does our coach have to ruin our best player?

That's a fair question. He keeps holding Rodders back yet GWS Goose gets to play ruck rover every week.

 

[MITS]

Treat em mean mate

Yeah I heard that’s the go. Did it to my ex. Filed for divorce, moved interstate and changed my phone number. She hasn’t whinged to me yet

View attachment 1065258
B: Bovo - KohPhi - CALL ME SNAKE
HB: MITS - The Jesus - snozulu
C: Santoz - Kilroy - Tony Lynn 15
HF: kickthething - Jabba73 - Here2tellyouwhy
F: iDon - miggs - Antonio BlueVein
Foll: BLUEALLTHRU - RobR - Pugsley

INT: Keg still on legs - TheCoach16 ​

Arna BOMBERS!!!

KohPhi and I will be providing the Thursday night entertainment people, we’ve been working on our Iraqi folklore dancing. We’ve worked tirelessly on our routine and we think we’ve got it nailed!

View attachment 1065255View attachment 1065256View attachment 1065257

Flat knackers this week, spells DANGER for the bombers.

Were they stood on? Sounds painful. All the best in your recovery ya poor bastard

GUMBIES FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
ROUND 4 v BAGHDAD BOMBERS


B: bone2468 - Grimesy87 - Spuddd
HB: Genghis Tron - Jivlain - omgfridge
C: Ned Ryerson - EagleOz - StFly
HF: beez - Brick Loosener - saintkildaman
F: NSWCROW - Rodney Dangerfield - BlueE
FOLL: Barrybran - GWS Goose - Riviat

INT: peterss - Taylor

No change

​

It's nice to know there is a line

Wait till the bombers victory party. There’ll be heaps

No wonder Taylor left.

Putrid.

Did notice a distinct lack of sandwiches

 

[omgfridge]

Too much energy. Tomorrow I will start again.

Take it easy mate

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Too much energy. Tomorrow I will start again.

No red cordial after 6PM tomorrow.

 

[Jabba73]

What’s a Jivlain ?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

What’s a Jivlain ?

A dyslexic javelin.

 

[Jabba73]

A dyslexic javelin.

Thought it was a stick thrown from across the ditch

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I thought it meant a trip to the doctor for you lot.

I am the doctor.

 

[Santoz]

Discussing the merits of rape comedy seems like par for your mob.
You can prove me wrong if you like.

Lol.

'Prove you wrong'

You're projecting onto the Bombers what your own teammate GWS Goose is trying his hand at in this thread, but sure, it seems like a Bomber thing eh.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

 

[GWS Goose]

That's a fair question. He keeps holding Rodders back yet GWS Goose gets to play ruck rover every week.

I can explain my undeserved ruck rover position.
Incriminating photos.
As for the absurd decisions involving moving Rodney Dangerfield out of full forward I assume that is related to match fixing.

 

[Jivlain]

A dyslexic javelin.

It's like a Mauser rifle.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

It's like a Mauser rifle.

 

[Jivlain]

View attachment 1065406

The major-general would be the perfect avatar for those segments.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

The major-general would be the perfect avatar for those segments.

Ever had the misfortune of seeing the 80s Australian film ‘The Pirate Movie’? It’s loosely based on Penzance and is just woeful trash - the perils of only one VCR and an older sister in my youth.

 

[Santoz]

View attachment 1065400

Trying a bit too hard mate.

Time for bed

 

[Jivlain]

Ever had the misfortune of seeing the 80s Australian film ‘The Pirate Movie’? It’s loosely based on Penzance and is just woeful trash - the perils of only one VCR and an older sister in my youth.

That reminds me of the Biggles film somehow - an extremely weird attempt to make something with a vaguely historical setting contemporary to the 1980s.

The fact that the viewpoint character for that was a TV dinner salesman truly was perfect.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Trying a bit too hard mate.

Time for bed

I guess compared to your whiny one line efforts a half-arsed photoshop would appear too laboured.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

That reminds me of the Biggles film somehow - an extremely weird attempt to make something with a vaguely historical setting contemporary to the 1980s.

The fact that the viewpoint character for that was a TV dinner salesman truly was perfect.

Unsure if that one ever got out to the Antipodes.

 

[Jivlain]

Unsure if that one ever got out to the Antipodes.

The scene in which Biggles and the TV-dinner-sales-guy evade the Met by blending seemlessly into a group of punks is *chef finger kiss*