Society & Culture Seinfeld

[hayes]

That's a classic episode too.

That's the one where George has to wear prescription swimming goggles when he loses his old glasses.

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell's going on here.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!

 

[andrew23]

Jeffrey Harharwood
Who?
Jeffrey Har-har-wood

 

[Slippery Pete]

You just hesitated.
I was blowing on the coffee.
She didn’t like me?
Look it’s not like you’re gonna be spending a lot of time with her.
So she doesn’t like me?
No.
She said that?
Yes.
She told you she doesn’t like me?
Yes.
What were her exact—
“I don’t like him.”
Uh-Huh. Why didn’t she like me?
Not everybody likes everybody!
I tried to be nice. I wasn’t nice?
You were very nice!
I bent over backwards for that woman!

 

[Happy_Neale]

You just hesitated.
I was blowing on the coffee.
She didn’t like me?
Look it’s not like you’re gonna be spending a lot of time with her.
So she doesn’t like me?
No.
She said that?
Yes.
She told you she doesn’t like me?
Yes.
What were her exact—
“I don’t like him.”
Uh-Huh. Why didn’t she like me?
Not everybody likes everybody!
I tried to be nice. I wasn’t nice?
You were very nice!
I bent over backwards for that woman!

"To find a woman who dislikes me this much...it's irresistible"/

 

[Marlowe]

 

[Marlowe]

Hey, Marla!
Jerry!
George, Marla
Marla
George
Jerry, Stacy
Stacy
Jerry
George, Stacy
Stacy
George

......

Jerry, Marla... Stacy!

 

[Super Hans]

Second best TV show ever, just behind The Simpsons.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Second best TV show ever, just behind The Simpsons.

Both shows were utterly brilliant from seasons 2-9. But we can't just forget the last 14 seasons (and counting) of the Simpsons didn't happen. Anyway...

Saw this ep the other night. OMFG the lulz.

I love when George confronts 'Kramer' on set re the raisins and the expression of his line.
"You want to hear 'fooled' more"..."They fooled me, Jerry!"

Best of all, I don't think I actually picked up the fact that the guy was eating the raisins while watching the pilot for years after first seeing the ep.

Shame I can't find a better pic, but....

 

[placebo]

 

[frantelle]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

FWIW, Witchy Woman > Desperado.

"Oh, Witch-ay Woman."

 

[d0gs]

Always lose it at his shrug of the shoulders. Great stuff. Reminds me of:

 

[hayes]

"If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right".

 

[andrew23]

my mates and I often quote this when we're at a long dinner table or something similar

 

[placebo]

Richard's delivery of the final 'yeh' is impeccable.

 

[hayes]

 

[frantelle]

my mates and I often quote this when we're at a long dinner table or something similar

Hhaha yeah same. The beauty of it is we have a friend who's name is actually Newman as well

 

[OhhhhhCyril]

Haha, just watched s4 ep11 "The Contest" on TV1. Close if not best episode ever!

 

[raven echo]

Lol love Newman in this scene.

"Yeah, your nipple's showing"

 

[The Dice Man]

The very best tv show of all time.

When I met my girlfriend who is French I asked her if she likes Seinfeld. She had never heard of it, so I showed her a clip and she still had never heard of or seen any of the characters. He's not big in France at all and it is my duty to start their education in Seintology.

 

[Marlowe]

The very best tv show of all time.

When I met my girlfriend who is French I asked her if she likes Seinfeld. She had never heard of it, so I showed her a clip and she still had never heard of or seen any of the characters. He's not big in France at all and it is my duty to start their education in Seintology.

 

[raven echo]

Even funnier considering Jerry "dabbled" in Scientology for a period in his 20's

 

[King Elvis]

Hey Cosmo, what do you know?

 

[Rod Stroker]

Haven't gone through this whole thread so it may have been posted but this is worth a look despite the annoying host. An evening with Jason Alexander - with hair!