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watched this ep last night.

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cant find a video of it, but at the end of the episode lol when the movie guy comes to his apartment. "please enter the number of seconds you would like to wait before i break this door down"
 
Seinfeld IS my favourite show. up there with the Simpsons

Absolutely love the Meat Slicer episode, when Kramers pretends to be the dermatologist

Kramer: George, we got a problem.
George: What?
Kramer: Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. Very suspicious.
George: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else.
Kramer: George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
George: Because, you're not a dermatologist.
Kramer: He thinks I am. I'm not gonna betray that trust. Here's what I wanna do; I think I can get a section...
George: Whoa, whoa, a section?!
Kramer: Yeah, if I could crab my slicer and he'd hold still...
George: No, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss...
Kramer: It'll be operative thing, he would barely feel it.
George: No! Absolutely Not!
Kramer: Well, it's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart

and,
Jerry: So, Kramer pulled it off?
George: Yep, and the photo was all fixed and back on his desk, no thanks to you.
Jerry: Well, that woman had it coming to her. Look at my neck, it looks like I had a beard of bees!
George: Why don't you see someone about it?
Jerry: I've called everyone. You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town? [Kramer comes in] A real dermatologist.
Kramer: [Points to a page on the book] Squamous cell carcinoma.
George: You're not a doctor. You shouldn't even have books like this.
Kramer: George, that's what he has and I have to give him a call. Now we gotta came clean.
George: You can't tell him the truth, you're gonna blow the whole thing.
Kramer: I don't want this on my conscience.
George: I'll get him to see a real doctor. You just stay away from this.
Kramer: Yeah, alright...
Jerry: Hey, I wonder if they have a picture of my rash in here.
Kramer: They've got everything there, Jerry. I underlined the best parts.
Jerry: Hey, this looks like the thing I have. Caused by exposure to benzene, a common ingredient in metal cleaners.
[Kramer cleans the blade with some liquid and a towel.]
Kramer: Well, that's weird.
Jerry: What are you doing?
Kramer: Well, I'm cleaning my slicer.
Jerry: That's my hand towel! I use that on my face, hands and chest! That's where the hives are coming from! It's not from Dr. Sitarides, it's from Dr. Van Nostrand!
Kramer: So, somehow the Bronzo (?) is reacting to the poison she's giving you.
Jerry: Alright, get out. And take your Bronzo with you [throws the bottle to Kramer.]
Kramer: Ohh, that's toxic. [Jerry throws the towel over Kramer's head.] Ououou....

anddddd
George: This good be so sweet, Jerry. Saving lives? She's one step away working at the clinique counter!
Jerry: Dermatologist? Skin doesn't need a doctor!
:):)
 
I've probably gotta give Friends more of a chance but every time i watch it (prob watched like 3-4 full eps) i've disliked it strongly. Just didn't find it funny at all.

Anyway some awesome quotes like above, keep them coming :thumbsu:


HATE THE DRAKE!
 
For those of you who enjoy Seinfeld, I recommend Curb Your Enthusiasm. Written by Larry David, who also wrote Seinfeld, I find that a lot of the humour is the same and it is an excellent series also. P.S. Larry David made in an appearance in Seinfeld as the "man with a cape" :D
 

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Friends was a ten season romance novel thrown into a light-hearted context.

In terms of comedic dialogue, it is not fit to wipe Seinfeld's sneakers.

The key difference between the sitcoms was that Seinfeld relied on its humour, where as Friends relied on developing love interests.
 
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ELAINE: The black and white?

JERRY: Yeah.

ELAINE: Not getting along?

JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there.

ELAINE: Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look?

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BARBARA: See you later (exits with the babka)

ELAINE & JERRY: See you later.

JERRY: That's the last babka. They got the last babka.

ELAINE: I know. They're going in first with the last babka.

JERRY: That was our babka.

ELAINE: You can't beat a babka.

JERRY: We had that babka.

ELAINE: (exhales) They're going to be heroes.

JERRY: Well what are we going to do now. If we can't get the babka the whole thing's useless.

ELAINE: Well how about a carrot cake?

JERRY: Carrot cake? Now w-why is that a cake? You don't make carrots into a cake. I'm sorry.

ELAINE: Black Forrest?

JERRY: Black Forrest? Too scary. You're in the Forrest, oohh.

JERRY: How about a Napoleon?

ELAINE: Napoleon? Who's he to have a cake? He was a ruthless war monger. Might as well get Mengele.

JERRY: That was our babka. We had that babka!

ELAINE: What's this one?

CLERK: That, Cinnamon Babka.

ELAINE: (gasp)

JERRY: Another babka?

CLERK: There's chocolate and there's cinnamon.

JERRY: Well-well we got to get the cinnamon.

ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. We'll be going in with lesser babka.

JERRY: I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser babka - I think not.

Cinnamon FTW. :thumbsu:
 
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King Elvis said:
The number of real life situations which relate back to it, is unbelievable.
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Elaine: Oh, you're never gonna find a space on Jerry's block, just put it in a garage.

George: Look, I have my system. First I look for the dream spot right in front of the door, then I slowly expand out in concentric circles.

I always think like that when I'm looking for a park. :D

George: You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?
 

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Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint; it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!
 
Some classic Kramer

KRAMER: Hey!! Buddy. I thought of a great invention for driving. A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic.

JERRY: (annoyed) How you gonna drive when looking through a periscope? Besides it's not a submarine and there's no room for a periscope in a car.

KRAMER: Huh! You make a higher roof.

JERRY: They're not making higher roofs.

KRAMER: why can't you make a higher roof.

JERRY: Because it's a stupid idea. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand It's stupid ,stupid...

(As Jerry slowly comes out of his doze he is about to cross the street as a car comes to him at high speed.)

JERRY: .....Stupid , stupid.
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JERRY: (To Kramer and Morty) What is this about?

KRAMER: I'm completely changing the configuration of the apartment. You're not gonna believe it when you see it. A whole new lifestyle.

JERRY: What are you doing?

KRAMER: Levels.

JERRY: Levels?

KRAMER: Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt.

JERRY: You drew up plans for this?

KRAMER: No, no. It's all in my head.

MORTY: I don't know how you're going to be comfortable like that.

KRAMER: Oh, I'll be comfortable.

JERRY: When do you intend to do this?

KRAMER: Ohh.. should be done by the end of the month.

JERRY: You're doing this yourself?

KRAMER: It's a simple job. Why, you don't think I can?

JERRY: Oh, no. It's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

KRAMER: Well, I got the tools. I got the pillows. All I need is the lumber.

MORTY: Hey, that's some big job.

JERRY: I don't see it happening.
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Just bought a car from a dealership today. That whole episode just ran through my mind


....HOLD IT! ONE MORE STEP AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE!



I'm just waiting for a David Puddy..

He is, you dont know what i'm doin!!
 
freofan_mundy said:
I've probably gotta give Friends more of a chance but every time i watch it (prob watched like 3-4 full eps) i've disliked it strongly. Just didn't find it funny at all.

Anyway some awesome quotes like above, keep them coming :thumbsu:


HATE THE DRAKE!
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Love the Drake!
 
You dipped the chip, took a bite .... then dipped again.

On right now :thumbsu:
 

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Originally Posted by RequiemBlade
For those of you who enjoy Seinfeld, I recommend Curb Your Enthusiasm. Written by Larry David, who also wrote Seinfeld, I find that a lot of the humour is the same and it is an excellent series also. P.S. Larry David made in an appearance in Seinfeld as the "man with a cape" :D


I dont find this show funny at all!! And the way it is shot, its almost like its a real-life home video/doco

:):)
 

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