Lifestyle SFAEW Season 33 - V1-Climax Grand Final This Sunday!

[serial_thrilla]

I AM the ******* top! You just wait until I get the chance to pull the rug out from under you!

That's not how I see it. You were about to lose to Hatchy1992 and AceAndy until I showed up. You're all bark and no bite!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

That's not how I see it. You were about to lose to Hatchy1992 and AceAndy until I showed up. You're all bark and no bite!

Wanna talk it out in an in-ring confrontation (not a match, I want to stress that) on Sunday? I may need to do some percussive maintenance on our teamwork before we challenge for the tag belts

 

[serial_thrilla]

Wanna talk it out in an in-ring confrontation (not a match, I want to stress that) on Sunday? I may need to do some percussive maintenance on our teamwork before we challenge for the tag belts

Yeah, but I don't trust you. You're just as likely to arrange a beat down on me with some of your cronies.

I'm hiring some protection on Sunday in the form of my Dragon colleague Bonz.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Yeah, but I don't trust you. You're just as likely to arrange a beat down on me with some of your cronies.

I'm hiring some protection on Sunday in the form of my Dragon colleague Bonz.

Grr, I'll allow it...but can you really be sure that Bonz is on your side? Isn't this the same cat that's one of the breakout members of the Old Boys faction? And who eliminated you from the Magnificent Seven match, and then belted you when the two of you fought one-on-one?

 

[Bonz]

Grr, I'll allow it...but can you really be sure that Bonz is on your side? Isn't this the same cat that's one of the breakout members of the Old Boys faction? And who eliminated you from the Magnificent Seven match, and then belted you when the two of you fought one-on-one?

I live for myself.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I live for myself.

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Well...you are challenging for the World Championship in Round 17. Perhaps you'd be better off abandoning serial_thrilla and scout out the Loonerty vs The Filth Wizard match from ringside instead?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Grr, I'll allow it...but can you really be sure that Bonz is on your side? Isn't this the same cat that's one of the breakout members of the Old Boys faction? And who eliminated you from the Magnificent Seven match, and then belted you when the two of you fought one-on-one?

I trust the juggernaut that is Bonz more than I do the dastardly commissioner that has robbed me of my rightful place in the main event scene. And I know that you both fear him as a wrestler, and worship him as a cashcow draw for your company. You wouldn't dare touch me with him by my side.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

dastardly commissioner that has robbed me of my rightful place in the main event scene.

I'll save my comments on this for Sunday.

 

[damicky]

I enjoyed having a break

Do I have a match this week?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I enjoyed having a break

Do I have a match this week?

Stick around, I'm announcing the Round 16 card in about 10 minutes!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Make that 35 minutes, but no matter!



Let's see what's on the card for SFAEW Round 16!



We're kicking off with a huge announcement!

The V1-Climax is back for Season 33!

This time around, it'll essentially be a 13 wrestler tournament, with the winner receiving an SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match at SweetaMania III!

The format has been shaken up for this season: instead of the round robin and grand final format, it'll be a 8 wrestler single elimination tournament.

Sort of.

See, while the Intercity and Tag Team champions automatically qualify, the 5 other slots will be given to the winners of a series of qualifying matches, three of which are happening this Sunday!




Tonga Bob fights former teammate kdavva for a spot!





Soon-to-be-departing admin NaturalDisaster faces Chipmunk of the Nou Camp Combat Club!





And the Old Boys have guaranteed a spot for themselves by pitting BRAB against Tigerturbulance in a rematch of the Season 31 V1-Climax Tournament Final!




Also on the card:





"The Bad Cheese" damicky defends his Intercity Championship against the brains behind the Nou Camp Combat Club Senor M in a Ladder Match!





It's the second semi-final in the tournament to crown a new pair of Tag Team Champions, and this time it's Ant Bear & GremioPower of the Swamprats against Elton Johns Wig & The Jesus of the Old Boys!





serial_thrilla and I air our grievances in public! Also Bonz is Thrilla's backup for some reason...



And in your main event...





Loonerty defends the SFAEW World Championship against the man who claims to have put the belt on Loons, The Filth Wizard!

And to up the ante, it's going to be contested in a Falls Count Anywhere Street Fight!



See you Sunday!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

If anything just nice to see Loonerty again.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!



It's time for Round 16 of SFAEW!



Kicking us off this evening:

Tonga Bob takes on kdavva in a V1-Climax qualifier!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Dav tries a kneebreaker, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob hits Dav.
Dav hits Tonga Bob.
Dav chops Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob punches Dav.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Dav hits Tonga Bob.
Dav chops Tonga Bob.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Dav hits Tonga Bob.
Dav executes an enzuigiri against Tonga Bob.
Dav nails Tonga Bob with a slingshot somersault splash.
Dav performs a kneebreaker against Tonga Bob.
Dav goes for a backbreaker, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob performs a forearm to the back against Dav.
Tonga Bob executes a forearm to the back against Dav.
Tonga Bob goes for a swinging side slam, but Dav counters it with a front facelock.
Tonga Bob manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds.
Dav performs a Russian legsweep against Tonga Bob.
Dav whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Dav with an elbow.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob performs a spinning leg lariat against Dav.
Tonga Bob nails Dav with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob nails Dav with a Hotshot.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tonga Bob attempts a flapjack, but Dav counters it with a lariat.
Dav attempts to place Tonga Bob on the turnbuckle, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Dav attempts a flying dropkick, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob hits a kick to the head on Dav.
Tonga Bob executes a European uppercut against Dav.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob executes a diving headbutt against Dav.
Tonga Bob whips Dav into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with an elbow.
Dav executes a leg lariat against Tonga Bob.
The cheers for Dav are drowning out the boos.
Dav performs a kick to the thigh against Tonga Bob.
Dav whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob tries a Vader attack, but Dav counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Dav hits a flying cross body press on Tonga Bob.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Dav hits a chop on Tonga Bob.
Dav attempts to place Tonga Bob on the turnbuckle, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Dav executes a roundhouse kick against Tonga Bob.
The cheers for Dav are drowning out the boos.
Dav covers Tonga Bob.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Dav locks Tonga Bob in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Tonga Bob is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tonga Bob inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds.
Dav hits a dropkick to the knee on Tonga Bob.
Dav goes for a hiptoss, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob throws Dav out of the ring.
Dav hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Dav pulls himself back in.
Dav runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob performs a lariat against Dav.
Tonga Bob performs a spinebuster slam against Dav.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob throws Dav out of the ring.
Dav hangs on to the top rope.
Dav slides back in under the bottom rope.
Dav uses a kneebreaker on Tonga Bob.
Dav uses a springboard lariat on Tonga Bob.
Dav uses a flying cross body press on Tonga Bob.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Dav takes Tonga Bob down with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Dav whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Dav hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
Dav performs a side kick to the midsection against Tonga Bob.
Dav hits a spinning mule kick on Tonga Bob.
Dav goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob attempts a European uppercut, but Dav ducks out of the way.
Dav chops Tonga Bob.
The cheers for Dav are drowning out the boos.
Tonga Bob kicks Dav.
Tonga Bob seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tonga Bob punches Dav.
Dav performs a kneebreaker against Tonga Bob.
Dav hits a flying dropkick on Tonga Bob.
Dav throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
Dav jumps onto him with a plancha.
Dav performs an elbowsmash against Tonga Bob.
Dav sets up a table.
Dav sets up Tonga Bob on the table.
Dav tries to drive Tonga Bob through the table with a belly-to-back superplex,
but he blocks it.
Tonga Bob throws Dav into the ringsteps.
Tonga Bob performs a savate kick against Dav.
Blacky counts: 1.
Tonga Bob throws Dav back into the ring.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on Dav.
Dav tries to escape the hold.
Dav is writhing in pain.
Blacky checks Dav's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Blacky stops the match after 28 seconds.
The crowd is wildly cheering Tonga Bob with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is Tonga Bob. Time of match: 0:08:47
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


Bob's your uncle, and he's through to the next stage!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

It's another V1-Climax qualifier, NaturalDisaster faces Chipmunk!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
NaturalDisaster uses a kneelift on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster hits the Pedigree on Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
NaturalDisaster performs a Falcon Arrow against Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
NaturalDisaster places Chipmunk on the turnbuckle.
NaturalDisaster launches Chipmunk across the ring with a superplex.
The chants for NaturalDisaster are deafening.
NaturalDisaster attempts a Falcon Arrow, but Chipmunk counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk executes a punch against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk takes NaturalDisaster down with a bodyslam.
Chipmunk hits an atomic drop on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk locks NaturalDisaster in a sleeperhold.
NaturalDisaster manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits NaturalDisaster with an elbow.
Chipmunk hits a kick to the midsection on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk executes a forearm smash against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk hits a backdrop on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk sets up NaturalDisaster on the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk executes a superplex against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk has the crowd going wild.
Chipmunk executes an inverted atomic drop against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk tries a bodyslam, but NaturalDisaster counters it with an elbowsmash.
NaturalDisaster executes the Pedigree against Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
NaturalDisaster hits a backbreaker on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster works the crowd.
The crowd is behind NaturalDisaster all the way.
NaturalDisaster hits a spinning mule kick on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits NaturalDisaster with a kick.
Chipmunk nails NaturalDisaster with a faceslam.
Chipmunk hits a Gorilla Press on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk performs a Gorilla Press against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk executes a flying clothesline against NaturalDisaster.
The crowd is going crazy.
Chipmunk uses a headlock takedown on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
NaturalDisaster misses with a clothesline.
NaturalDisaster uses a kick to the head on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster works the crowd.
The crowd is going crazy.
NaturalDisaster executes a hiptoss against Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster covers Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
NaturalDisaster hits a soccer kick on Chipmunk.
There are lots of chants for NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster takes Chipmunk down with an armdrag takedown.
NaturalDisaster runs into the ropes.
NaturalDisaster hits the Sling Blade on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster throws Chipmunk out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, Chipmunk reenters the ring.
NaturalDisaster goes for a superkick, but Chipmunk counters it with a legsweep.
Chipmunk takes NaturalDisaster down with a headlock takedown.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits a kick to the midsection on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk attempts an inverted atomic drop, but NaturalDisaster blocks it.
NaturalDisaster performs a high knee against Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster nails Chipmunk with a Blockbuster.
NaturalDisaster runs into the ropes.
NaturalDisaster misses with a shoulderblock.
NaturalDisaster misses with a kick.
NaturalDisaster hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
NaturalDisaster performs a legdrop against Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster uses a flying knee strike on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster has the crowd going wild.
NaturalDisaster is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
NaturalDisaster nails Chipmunk with a standing moonsault.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
NaturalDisaster works the crowd.
NaturalDisaster attempts a running single-leg dropkick, but Chipmunk steps out of the way.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
Chipmunk executes an inverted atomic drop against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk executes a snap mare against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk goes for an armdrag takedown, but NaturalDisaster reverses it.
NaturalDisaster tries a Falcon Arrow, but Chipmunk counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Chipmunk executes a clothesline against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk executes the Running Powerslam on NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Chipmunk tries a faceslam, but NaturalDisaster blocks it.
NaturalDisaster whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits NaturalDisaster with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk charges into the corner.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes, but NaturalDisaster reverses it.
Chipmunk hits NaturalDisaster with a kick.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes, but NaturalDisaster reverses it.
Chipmunk executes a flying clothesline against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk performs a back suplex against NaturalDisaster.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk performs a vertical suplex against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk performs a clothesline against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk gives the sign for the Running Powerslam.
Chipmunk executes the Running Powerslam on NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Chipmunk uses a bodyslam on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk goes for a bodyslam, but NaturalDisaster counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
NaturalDisaster uses a snap suplex on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster has the crowd going wild.
NaturalDisaster attempts the Pedigree, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk tries a punch, but NaturalDisaster counters it with an armbreaker.
In turn, Chipmunk counters it with a throw-off.
Chipmunk performs a fireman's carry against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk hits a bodyslam on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk puts NaturalDisaster in a Boston crab.
NaturalDisaster manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chipmunk uses a faceslam on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk attempts to place NaturalDisaster on the turnbuckle, but
NaturalDisaster blocks it.
Chipmunk attempts a hiptoss, but NaturalDisaster blocks it.
NaturalDisaster hits a kneelift on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster punches Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster has the crowd going wild.
NaturalDisaster hits Chipmunk.
Chipmunk hits NaturalDisaster.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk hits NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk uses a Gorilla Press on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk tries a powerslam, but NaturalDisaster counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
In turn, Chipmunk counters it with a side suplex.
Chipmunk performs a hiptoss against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk uses a faceslam on NaturalDisaster.
The crowd is going crazy.
Chipmunk gets a sleeperhold on NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster is struggling to reach the ropes.
NaturalDisaster is inching his way towards the ropes.
NaturalDisaster manages to grab the ropes after 23 seconds.
Chipmunk punches NaturalDisaster.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Chipmunk chops NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster kicks Chipmunk.
The chants for NaturalDisaster are deafening.
NaturalDisaster kicks Chipmunk.
Chipmunk kicks NaturalDisaster.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk chops NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster chops Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster performs an elbowsmash against Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster kicks Chipmunk.
The crowd is behind NaturalDisaster all the way.
NaturalDisaster hits Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster punches Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster whips Chipmunk into the ropes, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk executes a bodyslam against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
Chipmunk uses a kick to the midsection on NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk goes for a hiptoss, but NaturalDisaster counters it with a facerake.
The chants for NaturalDisaster are deafening.
NaturalDisaster whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk and NaturalDisaster get hit with a double clothesline.
Chipmunk performs a snap mare against NaturalDisaster.
Chipmunk whips NaturalDisaster into the ropes.
NaturalDisaster uses a rolling elbowsmash on Chipmunk.
NaturalDisaster hits a reverse neckbreaker on Chipmunk.
The crowd is behind NaturalDisaster all the way.
NaturalDisaster works the crowd.
NaturalDisaster uses a Falcon Arrow on Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
NaturalDisaster goes for a springboard knee strike, but Chipmunk
steps out of the way.
Chipmunk executes the Running Powerslam on NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chipmunk performs a backdrop against NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk executes a clothesline against NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk uses an inverted atomic drop on NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Chipmunk executes a clothesline against NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk executes a back suplex against NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk hits a vertical suplex on NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk throws NaturalDisaster out of the ring.
Chipmunk goes through the ropes.
Chipmunk throws NaturalDisaster into the guardrail.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on NaturalDisaster.
NaturalDisaster is busted wide open.
Chipmunk throws NaturalDisaster into the ringsteps.
Chipmunk throws NaturalDisaster into the guardrail.
Chipmunk throws NaturalDisaster back into the ring.
Chipmunk executes the Running Powerslam on NaturalDisaster.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.

The winner is Chipmunk. Time of match: 0:14:04
Sim Rating: *** 1/4



Another win for Chippy! Maybe Senor M's Nou Camp Combat Club training regime's paying off!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

It's the second semi-final of the vacant Tag Team Championship Tournament! Representing the Sin City Swamprats, Ant Bear & GremioPower, representing the Ophidian Old Boys, Elton Johns Wig & The Jesus!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Ant Bear attacks Elton John's Wig before the bell.
Ant Bear uses a waistlock takedown on Elton John's Wig.
Ant Bear hits a lariat on Elton John's Wig.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Ant Bear tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a headbutt.
Elton John's Wig goes for a back suplex, but Ant Bear flips over.
Ant Bear tries a lariat, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a hiptoss.
Elton John's Wig throws Ant Bear out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes outside.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
Elton John's Wig clears the announcers' table.
Elton John's Wig attempts an electric chair facebuster, but Ant Bear slides down his back.
Ant Bear runs Elton John's Wig into the ringsteps.
The crowd erupts.
Ant Bear hits a spinebuster slam on Elton John's Wig.
Ant Bear works the crowd.
GremioPower comes over to make it two-on-one.
GremioPower executes a roundhouse kick against Elton John's Wig.
Ant Bear puts Elton John's Wig in a choke sleeper.
Ant Bear climbs back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig follows him back in.
Ant Bear tags out to GremioPower.
GremioPower uses a headbutt to the midsection on Elton John's Wig.
GremioPower is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
GremioPower gets a triangle choke on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
GremioPower catches Elton John's Wig in a grapevine.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to reach the ropes.
Elton John's Wig inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
GremioPower tags out to Ant Bear.
Ant Bear and GremioPower whip Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
They hit Elton John's Wig with a double backdrop.
Ant Bear and GremioPower whip Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Elton John's Wig with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Elton John's Wig hits them with a double clothesline.
GremioPower leaves the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes a jumping DDT against Ant Bear.
The chants for Elton John's Wig are deafening.
Elton John's Wig tags out to The Jesus.
The Jesus and Elton John's Wig whip Ant Bear into the ropes.
They hit Ant Bear with a double elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
The Jesus uses a powerslam on Ant Bear.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus catches Ant Bear in a figure-four leglock.
Ant Bear inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
The Jesus hits an elbowsmash on Ant Bear.
The Jesus executes a Russian legsweep against Ant Bear.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
Ant Bear takes The Jesus down with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ant Bear attempts an Exploder suplex, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus takes Ant Bear down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The Jesus uses a vertical suplex on Ant Bear.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Ant Bear.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
The Jesus hits Ant Bear with a shoulderblock.
The Jesus nails Ant Bear with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Jesus.
The Jesus works the crowd.
The Jesus locks Ant Bear in a scorpion deathlock.
Ant Bear tries to escape the hold.
Ant Bear breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Ant Bear whips The Jesus into the ropes.
Ant Bear executes a lariat against The Jesus.
Ant Bear takes The Jesus down with a DDT.
Ant Bear goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Jesus counters it with a backdrop.
The Jesus attempts a DDT, but Ant Bear counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The crowd is giving Ant Bear a standing ovation.
Ant Bear attempts a spinebuster slam, but The Jesus counters it with a kneelift.
The Jesus executes a belly-to-belly suplex against Ant Bear.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
The Jesus nails Ant Bear with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Jesus whips Ant Bear into the ropes, but Ant Bear reverses it.
The Jesus and Ant Bear get hit with a double clothesline.
The Jesus uses a DDT on Ant Bear.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus covers Ant Bear.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus uses a powerslam on Ant Bear.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus tries a vertical suplex, but Ant Bear blocks it.
Ant Bear tags out to GremioPower.
GremioPower whips The Jesus into the ropes.
GremioPower hits The Jesus with an elbow.
The Jesus springs to his feet.
The Jesus takes GremioPower down with a DDT.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
GremioPower misses with a shoulderblock.
GremioPower misses with a clothesline.
GremioPower executes a legsweep against The Jesus.
GremioPower locks The Jesus in an abdominal stretch.
The Jesus breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
The Jesus executes a powerslam against GremioPower.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Jesus takes GremioPower down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Jesus throws GremioPower into the turnbuckle, but GremioPower reverses it.
GremioPower runs shoulder-first into the corner.
GremioPower tries the Liger Bomb, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus hits GremioPower.
The Jesus kicks GremioPower.
The crowd is wildly cheering The Jesus with only a few scattered boos audible.
The Jesus nails GremioPower with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Jesus kicks GremioPower.
The Jesus kicks GremioPower.
GremioPower chops The Jesus.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind GremioPower.
GremioPower kicks The Jesus.
GremioPower kicks The Jesus.
GremioPower takes The Jesus down with a dragon suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
GremioPower whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus misses with a clothesline.
The Jesus executes a flying clothesline against GremioPower.
The Jesus doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The Jesus nails GremioPower with a Russian legsweep.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
GremioPower hits The Jesus with a clothesline.
GremioPower is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
GremioPower runs into the ropes.
The Jesus attempts a flying clothesline, but GremioPower steps out of the way.
Ant Bear enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Elton John's Wig enters the ring and lays out Ant Bear.
The Jesus and Elton John's Wig hit GremioPower with a double hiptoss.
Elton John's Wig leaves the ring.
The Jesus hits a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on GremioPower.
The Jesus doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The Jesus works the crowd.
The Jesus nails GremioPower with a fisherman suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The Jesus whips GremioPower into the ropes, but GremioPower reverses it.
The Jesus hits GremioPower with a clothesline.
The Jesus attempts a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but GremioPower blocks it.
GremioPower attempts a kick to the thigh, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus throws GremioPower out of the ring.
The Jesus goes outside.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Jesus takes GremioPower down with a back suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
The Jesus hits a spinebuster slam on GremioPower.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
The Jesus knocks GremioPower into the ringsteps.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The Jesus performs a hiptoss against GremioPower.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
The Jesus sets up GremioPower on the announcers' table.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Jesus throws GremioPower into the guardrail.
The Jesus runs GremioPower into the ringsteps.
The Jesus shoves GremioPower into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
GremioPower whips The Jesus into the guardrail.
GremioPower throws The Jesus back into the ring.
GremioPower executes a half nelson suplex against The Jesus.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
GremioPower runs into the ropes.
GremioPower misses with a clothesline.
GremioPower tries a running European uppercut, but The Jesus counters it with a hiptoss.
GremioPower re-reverses it.
GremioPower is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Jesus springs to his feet.
The Jesus takes GremioPower down with a spinebuster slam.
The Jesus doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The Jesus gives the sign for the People's Elbow.
The Jesus nails GremioPower with the People's Elbow.
The Jesus attempts a back suplex, but GremioPower turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
GremioPower goes for a diving European uppercut, but The Jesus counters it with a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The Jesus tags out to Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig attempts a flying dropkick, but GremioPower steps out of the way.
GremioPower covers Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
GremioPower takes Elton John's Wig down with a release dragon suplex.
GremioPower is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
GremioPower tries a grapevine, but Elton John's Wig kicks him off.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig executes the Spear on GremioPower.
Elton John's Wig goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are Elton Johns Wig and The Jesus. Time of match: 0:11:35
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


And just like that, it's a huge Phenom vs Elton match-by-proxy next week for the Tag Titles!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

"The Bad Cheese" damicky defends the SFAEW Intercity Championship against Senor M in a Ladder Match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Senor M executes a lariat against Damicky.
Senor M nails Damicky with a backbreaker.
Senor M uses a reverse neckbreaker on Damicky.
The chants for Senor M are deafening.
Senor M executes an elbowdrop against Damicky.
Senor M performs a backbreaker against Damicky.
Senor M executes a flying cross body press against Damicky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
Senor M attempts a double underhook piledriver, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky tries a sleeperhold, but Senor M counters it with a back suplex.
Senor M works the crowd.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M throws Damicky out of the ring.
Senor M jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Senor M performs a bulldog against Damicky.
Senor M attempts a double underhook piledriver, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky shoves Senor M into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky throws Senor M into the guardrail.
Damicky reenters the ring.
Senor M follows him back in.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Senor M knocks over the ladder with a shoulderblock.
Senor M tries a flying cross body press, but Damicky rolls through with the move.
Damicky uses an elbowdrop on Senor M.
Damicky sets the ladder back up.
Damicky is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Senor M is right behind him.
Senor M executes a release German suplex against Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M executes a flying cross body press against Damicky.
Senor M tries to climb the ladder.
Senor M is on his way up.
Senor M is half-way up.
Damicky knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Senor M hits Damicky with a kick.
Senor M uses a backbreaker on Damicky.
Senor M hits a lariat on Damicky.
Senor M uses a short-arm high knee on Damicky.
Senor M works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M sets the ladder back up.
Senor M tries to climb the ladder.
Senor M is on his way up.
Damicky pulls him back down.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but Senor M blocks it.
Senor M executes a lariat against Damicky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
Senor M uses a swinging DDT on Damicky.
Senor M throws Damicky out of the ring.
Senor M goes outside.
Senor M knocks Damicky into the ringpost.
Senor M whips Damicky into the guardrail.
Senor M tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky runs Senor M into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky whips Senor M into the guardrail.
Damicky hits a roundhouse right on Senor M.
Damicky runs Senor M into the ringsteps.
Damicky performs a back suplex against Senor M.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky throws Senor M into the ringsteps.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky throws Senor M into the guardrail.
Damicky reenters the ring.
Senor M follows him back in.
Damicky climbs to the top of the ladder.
Damicky executes a flying bulldog against Senor M.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky executes a flying bulldog against Senor M.
Damicky attempts a headbutt, but Senor M blocks it.
Senor M hits the Doctor Bomb on Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M hits Damicky with an elbow.
Senor M performs the Doctor Bomb against Damicky.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
Senor M uses a knee strike on Damicky.
Senor M performs an elbowsmash against Damicky.
Senor M sends Damicky into the turnbuckle.
Senor M charges in with a jumping knee strike, but Damicky moves out of the way.
Damicky whips Senor M into the ropes.
Senor M misses with a clothesline.
Damicky hits Senor M with a clothesline.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Senor M uses a dropkick to the knee on Damicky.
Senor M works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
Senor M attempts the Liger Bomb, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Senor M brings him down with a superplex.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Damicky attempts a bodyslam, but Senor M counters it with an elbowsmash.
Senor M nails Damicky with a swinging DDT.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M attempts a kneebreaker, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Senor M knocks him off the ladder.
Senor M executes the One-Senor's Angel on Damicky.
Senor M tries a running knee strike, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky hits Senor M.
Senor M chops Damicky.
Senor M hits Damicky.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M punches Damicky.
Damicky chops Senor M.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky kicks Senor M.
Senor M hits Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky kicks Senor M.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Damicky is half-way up.
Senor M knocks over the ladder with a shoulderblock.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M uses a kick to the head on Damicky.
Senor M performs a chop against Damicky.
Senor M executes a backbreaker against Damicky.
Senor M hits a DDT on Damicky.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Senor M whips Damicky into the ropes.
Senor M misses with a kick.
Damicky executes a clothesline against Senor M.
Damicky climbs to the top of the ladder.
Damicky tries a flying bulldog, but Senor M steps out of the way.
Senor M throws Damicky out of the ring.
Senor M goes through the ropes.
Senor M hits a kneelift on Damicky.
Senor M throws Damicky into the ringsteps.
Senor M shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Senor M shoves Damicky into the guardrail.
Senor M hits a double-axhandle chop on Damicky.
Senor M throws Damicky back into the ring.
Senor M whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but Senor M counters it with a crucifix.
Senor M sets the ladder back up.
Senor M tries to climb the ladder.
Senor M is on his way up.
Senor M is half-way up.
Senor M is almost on top of the ladder.
Senor M is in grabbing distance.

 

[damicky]

Are you resimming?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Damicky pulls him back down.
Damicky throws Senor M out of the ring.
Damicky rolls out under the bottom rope.
Damicky takes Senor M down with a powerslam.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Damicky uses an elbowsmash on Senor M.
Damicky throws Senor M back into the ring.
Damicky brings the table into the ring.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Senor M knocks him off the ladder.
Senor M performs the Doctor Bomb against Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M tries a knee strike, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky goes for a slap, but Senor M blocks it.
Senor M goes for a running knee strike, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky punches Senor M.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky chops Senor M.
Damicky kicks Senor M.
Senor M hits Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M hits Damicky.
Senor M executes a dropkick to the knee against Damicky.
Senor M executes the One-Senor's Angel on Damicky.
Senor M tries to climb the ladder.
Senor M is on his way up.
Senor M is half-way up.
Senor M is almost on top of the ladder.
Senor M is in grabbing distance.
Damicky knocks him off the ladder.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Senor M pulls him back down.
Damicky sets up Senor M on the table.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky attempts to place Senor M on the turnbuckle, but Senor M blocks it.
Damicky puts Senor M in an abdominal stretch.
Senor M escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Damicky locks Senor M in an armbar submission.
Senor M escapes from the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Senor M.
Damicky attempts to place Senor M on the turnbuckle, but Senor M blocks it.
Damicky whips Senor M into the ropes.
Damicky takes Senor M down with a bodyslam.
Damicky sets up Senor M on the turnbuckle.
Damicky nails Senor M with a belly-to-back superplex.
Damicky executes a slap against Senor M.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Damicky is half-way up.
Damicky is almost on top of the ladder.
Damicky is in grabbing distance.
Senor M brings him down with a superplex.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M tries a DDT, but Damicky counters it with a backdrop.
Damicky hits a powerslam on Senor M.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky whips Senor M into the ropes.
Senor M misses with a clothesline.
Senor M hits a jumping knee strike on Damicky.
Senor M whips Damicky into the ropes.
Senor M hits a double-axhandle chop on Damicky.
Senor M kicks Damicky.
The crowd erupts.
Senor M hits Damicky.
Damicky kicks Senor M.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Senor M hits Damicky.
The crowd is giving Senor M a standing ovation.
Damicky kicks Senor M.
Damicky punches Senor M.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Senor M punches Damicky.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Damicky hits Senor M with a backdrop.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky uses a clothesline on Senor M.
Damicky whips Senor M into the ropes, but Senor M reverses it.
Senor M hits Damicky with a kick.
Senor M hits a somersault slam on Damicky.
Senor M tries to climb the ladder.
Senor M is on his way up.
Senor M is half-way up.
Senor M is almost on top of the ladder.
Senor M is in grabbing distance.
Damicky pulls him back down.
Damicky uses a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Senor M.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Senor M.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Damicky is half-way up.
Damicky is almost on top of the ladder.
Damicky is in grabbing distance.
Senor M brings him down with a superplex.
Senor M runs into the ropes.
Damicky uses a powerslam on Senor M.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Senor M.
Damicky tries to climb the ladder.
Damicky is on his way up.
Damicky is half-way up.
Damicky is almost on top of the ladder.
Damicky is in grabbing distance.
Damicky has retrieved the Intercity Championship.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:14:34
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


Another win for the Bad Cheese! damicky make his first defence of the Intercity Championship, but you've gotta wonder about what's up with Senor M. Whit Chippy winning and M losing, is the apprentice overtaking the master?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

It's the third V1-Climax qualifer of the evening! BRAB clashes with soon-to-be captain Tigerturbulance! In a rematch of the last V1-Climax final, no less!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
BRAB works the crowd.
BRAB hits a knife-edge chop on TigerTurbulance.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
TigerTurbulance shoves BRAB down.
TigerTurbulance works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance nods at BRAB.
BRAB nods at TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance picks up BRAB.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on BRAB.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:00:32
Sim Rating: *


Oh come on, that's just a blatant rip-off of what I did with Elton in Season 31! Turbo's through to the V1-Climax, but I'll be pressing charges for plagiarism!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Sixthly:

A special in-ring confrontation between myself and serial_thrilla, with Bonz as Thrilla's personal bodyguard!​