Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S26 Official Team Thread - Far Kern is new TopRat

[Blaze Storm]

I get confused between the dragons and hawks so if I accidentally flatten The Half Back instead of Blaze Storm I'm sorry in advance.

You couldn't flatten either if you were an elephant riding a steamroller.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

You couldn't flatten either if you were an elephant riding a steamroller.

Well, I'd be slow if I were an Elephant
Watch out this 50 kilo 14 year old is going to knock you the * out.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Also where are the Swamprats? It's like everyone has work or something...

 

[Blaze Storm]

Well, I'd be slow if I were an Elephant
Watch out this 50 kilo 14 year old is going to knock you the **** out.

Momentum is the product of mass and velocity, so you'd need to be going about light speed to make a dint in a fat * like me.

 

[Dingster]

Maybe Blaze Storm is just acknowledging what everyone now knows

Swamp rats love pure, unadulterated, non alcoholic H2O

You guys have changed....

It's the Dragons wanting a Waterboy mate!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hi Ant Bear

 

[I Dont Care]

Maybe Blaze Storm is just acknowledging what everyone now knows

Swamp rats love pure, unadulterated, non alcoholic H2O

You guys have changed....

Have you ever tasted the swamp? Maybe I should give you a concrete 'hat' next time and throw you in the swamp

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It's the Dragons wanting a Waterboy mate!

For you dude, or are you more a sars man?

I fear the gf loss has effected you more than the crows. First sobriety, what's next? Vows of chastity?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Have you ever tasted the swamp? Maybe I should give you a concrete 'hat' next time and throw you in the swamp

Your swamp taste like whiskeys...

 

[I Dont Care]

Your swamp taste like whiskeys...

You haven't been drinking it again, have you??

 

[byebyexenxen]

You haven't been drinking it again, have you??

It goes with your special cookies.

 

[I Dont Care]

It goes with your special cookies.

But...but I hid them...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

and I thought my posting relationship with xenxen was weird.

 

[byebyexenxen]

But...but I hid them...

Well it's always half empty right and you always fill it up only to be half empty again

 

[byebyexenxen]

and I thought my posting relationship with xenxen was weird.

Excuse me! I am not weird

 

[I Dont Care]

and I thought my posting relationship with xenxen was weird.

I have been under the impression a lot of your thinking is weird

 

[I Dont Care]

Well it's always half empty right and you always fill it up only to be half empty again

And you always find them

 

[Blaze Storm]

Well it's always half empty right and you always fill it up only to be half empty again

I guess I'm more of a cookie-tin-half-full kinda guy.

 

[byebyexenxen]

I guess I'm more of a cookie-tin-half-full kinda guy.

I will share with you next time!

The whiskeys and special cookies at the underground is slightly different to the ones at Drunkees.

 

[philreich]

Listen up, Swamprats.

We have a practice match coming up, to be posted next Wednesday the 25th, against the Dragons. It will be held in this thread, so make them feel welcome and smash them.

They'll be Dragon their tails between their legs by the time we've finished with them!!!!!

 

[philreich]

For you dude, or are you more a sars man?

I fear the gf loss has effected you more than the crows. First sobriety, what's next? Vows of chastity?

We'll find out how much the elimination final loss has affected the Furies in round 1......

 

[byebyexenxen]

They'll be Dragon their tails between their legs by the time we've finished with them!!!!!

Doesn't make sense..tail is always between legs!?!

 

[I Dont Care]

Doesn't make sense..tail is always between legs!?!

Err...one of mine is...

 

[byebyexenxen]

Err...one of mine is...

Nice to know...

 

[philreich]

Doesn't make sense..tail is always between legs!?!

Figure of speech dear.....